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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, Multi
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      John_Egbert/Kanaya_Maryam, Rose_Lalonde/Aradia_Megido, Jake_English/
      Terezi_Pyrope, Jane_Crocker/Nepeta_Leijon, Roxy_Lalonde/Vriska_Serket,
      Feferi_Peixes/Dave_Strider, Jade_Harley/Karkat_Vantas, Vriska_Serket/Dave
      Strider, Rose_Lalonde/Dave_Strider, John_Egbert/Vriska_Serket, Kanaya
      Maryam/Vriska_Serket
  Character:
      John_Egbert, Rose_Lalonde, Dave_Strider, Jade_Harley, Jane_Crocker, Roxy
      Lalonde, Jake_English, Karkat_Vantas, Kanaya_Maryam, Terezi_Pyrope,
      Aradia_Megido, Vriska_Serket, Nepeta_Leijon, Feferi_Peixes
  Additional Tags:
      Strip_Poker, First_Time, Underage_Drinking, Dare, Implied/Referenced
      Underage, Strip_Games, Poker, Strip_Tease, Exhibitionism, POV_Second
      Person, POV_Female_Character, Card_Games
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-12-08 Updated: 2017-02-13 Chapters: 34/? Words: 49459
****** A Night of Strip Poker ******
by desocupado
Summary
     Roxy and Vriska have pulled people into their devious game of strip
     poker, with the help of spiked punch and hormonal curiosity.
     Indecency, awkwardness and cheeky dares are sure to result!
Notes
     This is my first story on AOOO, happy to be here. All of the outcomes
     in the story were randomized, including pairings, hands (played them
     out) and who got which dares, so I never knew where it was going and
     just tried to react organically to what happened. Feedback and
     critique would be greatly appreciated!
     This story was inspired by SideAnon and undeadclown's excellent Strip
     Pokerstuck stories, and I've gotten the thumbs up from undeadclown to
     proceed with this shameless rip-off/homage to that much better story.
     I hope you enjoy!
***** The Game Begins (Hand 1-4) *****
You are ROXY LALONDE, and you are extremely pleased with yourself for setting
this game in motion.
You are teamed with VRISKA SERKET, your partner-in-crime behind wheedling
everyone into this evening's activities, helped along by some peer pressure,
excellent arm-twisting and some fantastic manipulation skills. You may also
have helped a bottle of vodka fall into the punch earlier, which could
certainly make people more amenable to a bit of risque ribaldry than they might
otherwise have been willing to admit, but you can neither confirm nor deny that
this is definitely what you did.
To your left, in a circle, sit KARKAT VANTAS and JADE HARLEY, the troll looking
assiduously frustrated and flustered and clearly containing his blush, the
human looking slightly apprehensive but also eager; NEPETA LEIJON & JANE
CROCKER, both looking a bit shy and blushing every time they look at their
respective crushes; DAVE STRIDER and FEFERI PEIXES, one trying his hardest not
to look interested, the other with a big eager smile on her face; JOHN EGBERT &
KANAYA MARYAM, looking adorably awkward; TEREZI PYROPE & JAKE ENGLISH, the
former flashing a wide fangy grin and the latter, handsome as ever but looking
quite bemused; ARADIA MEGIDO and your... daughter? Mom? daughtermom ROSE
LALONDE, looking around the room with detached curiosity.
"Alright Roxanne," grumbles Karkat, "You've managed to drag us all into this
fucking stupid nonsensical human debauchery entertainment, how long are you
going to make us wait?"
"Eager, Karkles?" Terezi teases, causing Karkat to get even more flustered.
"Let's go over the rules," you begin. "The pair with the lowest hand each round
has to lose an item of clothing."
"Their partner has to remove it!" Vriska chips in slyly. "LOVE IT!" you gush.
"If the losing hand is under a pair, two items of clothing instead," you
continue. "The winner each round picks a penalty card. If the penalty card is
in the winning hand, the winners can force another team to give up an item of
clothing. If not... whoever is holding it has to lose something."
"And this is just... like, shoes and socks and such, right?" Jane asks
nervously, glancing between Jake and John. They're all so cute when they're
being awkward, you just want to squeeze them! And maybe if things go well...
save that for later, though. You wink at your friend. "We'll see!"
"That's enough time wasted!" Vriska grabs the deck of cards. "First penalty
card will be..."
"Why do you get to pick?" Karkat grumbles.
"Oh I'm sorry Vantas," she fires back, "I thought we explained that WINNERS get
to do that. Eight of spades."
You see the other trolls rolling their eyes. No surprises there, it seems.
Vriska starts to deal. Everyone looks at their hands and starts whispering with
their partners. Karkat looks angry and confused, so Jade takes the cards and
trades in two. He looks mollified (but still grumpy, does that kid ever smile?)
as they check their new cards. Nepeta and Jane hand over three, wincing as they
check the first new card but looking semi-comfortable with the next two. You
can hear Feferi asking Dave what makes a good hand; she doesn't seem to notice
her voice is carrying. He whispers something and hands over one card, giving a
cool-guy nod at what they get back. John hands over three cards, whispering to
Kanaya, and looks a bit nervous with what comes back. You note that she looks a
bit uncomfortable... maybe she doesn't have the right partner? Terezi is
licking the cards, drawing argumentative gestures from Jake, but she smiles and
hands over two. She tastes the new cards pensively but doesn't appear
satisfied. Rose leans over to whisper to Aradia, who passes three cards over.
They look satisfied with what they get back.
Vriska is grinding her teeth looking at your hand. You lean over to see what
you've got... wow, that's not a good start. Ace, 9, 7, 5, 3...
"We could hope for a straight," you suggest optimistically, but Vriska hisses
and throws four cards away, only keeping the ace. Your new cards are... 10, 9,
4, 2. No help there.
"This is hoofbeast droppings," Vriska growls at you. "We planned this game,
we're not supposed to be losing it!"
"Maybe we won't lose this round," you say brightly. Not that it matters much,
nothing major is going to be tossed just yet.
Everyone turns over their hands:
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of sixes
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Jacks
Kanaya and John have: Ace high, King kicker
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of twos
Aradia and Rose have: Set of tens - and the penalty card!
You and Vriska have: Ace high, ten kicker
"This is the worst!" Vriska growls, the others chuckling at her frustration.
You give her a long exaggerated sigh. "You may as well help me out of my shoe,"
you say, sticking your foot in her face. She grabs at it and you playfully
swing it out of her grip, forcing her to use two hands. She pops off your shoe
and you get one off of her while she's distracted, throwing them both behind
the circle.
"Wait a minute," Aradia butts in, "we won the round. And we have the penalty
card."
Dave looks over. "I don't want to call anyone a cheater, unless they happen to
be you two. I'm just saying, that's all kinds of a Seer-y hand you got yourself
there, Lalonde."
Rose looks passive. "It is possible that my latent Seer abilities helped me to
discern a more fortunate course of action. I shall make efforts to keep them
more suppressed in the future. In the meantime, I believe we do have the
penalty card, and I think a shoe is the appropriate remuneration for such a
baseless accusation impugning the character of two ladies such as we."
Dave shrugs and puts a foot Feferi's way. She smiles and pries his shoe off,
tossing it aside. Jade gathers the cards and begins dealing them out.
"Ace of spades," Aradia calls. That's right, penalty card. You should take more
care to remember your own rules.
Nepeta and Jane look relieved with their hand. Nepeta taps a couple of cards
for Jane to turn in, and they both smile when they see what they got back. Dave
hands in three cards and looks impassive with the results, and you can hear
Feferi's loud whisper asking if theirs is a losing hand. He nods slightly.
Kanaya yanks the cards out of John's hands and immediately turns in three of
them, one of which flips over - aha, she was discarding the Ace of Spades.
Looks like someone might need a bit of help loosening up. Jake confidently
hands over one card. Aradia and Rose whisper between themselves but don't hand
in any cards. Looks like you might be in for a tough round.
You and Vriska are looking at Q J 7 4 2. Vriska hisses again; she's got to work
on her poker face, honestly. You do the obvious, throwing away the three low
cards, and get back 9 3 2. No help there... looks like you might both be
shoeless by the end of the round. All that's left is Karkat and Jade, but they
don't look like they're settled either. Karkat is making as though he wants to
throw the whole hand away, but Jade takes the cards from him and exchanges
three. The troll boy looks mollified as she shows him the new cards and grins.
"Okay everyone, show 'em!" she calls.
Nepeta and Jane have: Two pair, eights and sixes
Feferi and Dave have: Ace high, King kicker
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, tens and sevens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of nines
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Queens
You and Vriska have: Queen high
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
"HaHA!" Karkat cackles victoriously, slamming down the pair of Kings and
pointing at Vriska. "You just keep losing at your own stupid game, Serket." She
shoots him a venomous glare. "If you were looking for blackrom with my feet,
you should have asked earlier," she says to him with mock sweetness, shoving
her leg toward you. Off comes the other shoe. She pulls off yours and throws it
at him, narrowly missing and drawing more jeers. Vriska is steaming, you can
tell. It hasn't been the best start for the two of you.
"So I guess we won, then," John interjects. "Uh... what card do you want to
pick?" He looks to Kanaya, who shrugs. "Okay, well then... Jack of Diamonds,
maybe?"
Nepeta gathers up the cards and passes them to Jane, who shuffles and starts
dealing. Vriska elbows you. "Why did you have to call no powers? We could have
gotten everything we wan-" she catches herself, going a bit blue in the cheeks,
"we could have been winning this easily." You sigh, knowing you could argue
that Dave and Jade have just as much trickery, if not moreso, to their names.
Of course, Vriska would never admit that her fabled luck might be outclassed by
such reality-warping shenanigans.
"Let me try this time," Feferi tries to whisper to Dave, who passes the hand
over. She turns in three cards, looking pleased with what she gets back as she
shows him. John points to a couple of cards, but Kanaya shakes her head
nervously, and they don't exchange anything. Jake, bemused, holds out the cards
for Terezi to lick, and she grins and whispers to him. They trade three cards.
Aradia and Rose confab and then swap a single card.
You can hear from Vriska's teeth that your hand isn't anything to write home
about. "How bad?" you whisper, and she hands them off to you with a grumble. K
9 7 4 3 isn't going to get you places... hmm. You decide to take a bit of a
risk and trade four. 9 8 8 5 gets you your first pair of the game. You nudge
Vriska. "This should be enough to not lose, at least!" "Yeah, but we're
supposed to be winning and using the penalty card!"
Winning may not be an issue; you can see Jade looking dissatisfied with their
hand, and Karkat waving and tugging at one card in particular. They toss three
cards and Karkat looks extremely sour with what comes back. Looks like your
socks might be safe this round. Nepeta and Jade watch the troll boy's display
and stand pat with their hand.
"AC says efurrybody show your hand!"
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Kings
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Queens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of tens
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, Jacks and twos
You and Vriska have: Pair of eights
Karkat and Jade have: King high - and the penalty card!
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of fours
"I told you we should have thrown away that fucking Jack!" Karkat curses. You
and Vriska smile - the trap went off just as hoped, though maybe not where
either of you would have liked best. "That's three you owe, Karkat," Vriska
sing-songs. Karkat shoots her a glare and goes for his shoe, but Jade stops
him.
"Oh COME ON, we're not REALLY going to follow all their stupid rules, are we?"
"Uh huh!" Jade nods, grabbing at his shoe. Karkat's eyes widen and he stops
fighting long enough for her to pop off both his shoes. "And one of mine," she
says, putting a foot in his lap. You fight down a giggle at how awkward Karkat
looks as he carefully unlaces her shoe and puts it behind them. Terezi is
looking over at them intently, face unreadable behind those red glasses.
"Our turn!" Feferi says brightly as she collects the cards. "Aradia, Rose, you
won that round, what is the penalty card?"
Rose ponders. "I suppose my partner did have the privilege last time, so... why
not Lewis Carroll's old favorite, the Queen of Hearts?"
"Queen of Hearts it is!" says Feferi, dealing out the hands. As you pick yours
up, you note that the Alternian princess was a bit too enthusiastic - you've
got six cards in your hand.
"Oops," she giggles, taking all the cards back. She tries again, getting it
right this time.
John can't hide his dorky grin at their hand, but Kanaya doesn't look
convinced. John whispers something and she looks over at Rose with a curious
expression. What have we here? That could be a fun button to press later on.
They toss two cards. Terezi tastes the cards and whispers to Jake, who shakes
his head and dramatically tosses three cards. Aradia and Rose hand in four
cards, and Aradia shrugs at Rose as they look at their new hand. You notice she
hasn't stopped smiling since you started this game.
You and Vriska have a good start with a low pair - J 10 6 6 2. "That deuce can
go," you tell your partner, who swaps it for a 9. Not a great improvement, but
better than nothing. Karkat is looking annoyed again, and you can hear him
grumbling about not getting a choice about his other shoe. Jade takes the
decision away from him, swapping two cards and hiding the result from him. This
gets him even more irate, and you giggle at his antics as he tries to steal a
look at their hand so that he can complain about it. Jane doesn't look happy
with their hand, and trades in three cards. Her relieved smile tells you that
she's feeling comfortable about what they got back. Finally, Dave and Feferi
have their go. Dave seems to be advocating for one thing, while Feferi, with a
big smile, is holding the cards and looks like she wants to do just the
opposite. She turns in one card and shows the result to Dave, who half-
facepalms, turning it into brushing his hand through his hair. Always Mr.
Coolkid.
"Alright, let's see 'em," he declares.
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Kings and the penalty card!
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of fives
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high, King kicker
You and Vriska have: Pair of sixes
Karkat and Jade have: Straight, ace high
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of aces
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of sevens
"Oh no," Kanaya facepalms. John looks. "Oh wow, a straight? Good job, Jade!" he
tells his ecto-sister.
"Good job?" Karkat complains, "She got lucky!"
"Hey, if you don't like my luck, we could always switch partners," she kids
him. Karkat clams up immediately. Even more curious. "Like all of the other
options aren't indescribably worse," he tries to cover lamely.
You missed Aradia and Rose removing a shoe each, not that there was anything
exciting going on there. John slides a foot toward Kanaya. "I'll take this one,
since it was my idea to keep the Queen," he volunteers. "Uh, if you just pull
those laces, I can get my foot out."
"Thank you," Kanaya replies stiffly, "I believe I can manage this." She pulls
on the laces and gingerly pries off the shoe from his foot, setting it aside.
You notice your partner staring at this with a weird intensity. She sees you
staring and immediately leans back.
"This is booooooooring," Vriska complains. "Where's the excitement? People
should be all kinds of losing right now."
"It's only been a few hands," you tell her. "Give it time."
***** This Is Too Slow! (Hand 5-7) *****
Chapter Summary
     A few more articles lost, but not fast enough for the impatient co-
     conspirators...
"Well, we must be close to the end," Jane opens hopefully. "We've lost quite a
few shoes now..."
"Screw shoes," Vriska fires back, "I want to see some SKIN." She leers in no
particular direction.
"I'm all for picking up the pace," Terezi contributes as John collects the
cards. Jade calls out "Five of diamonds!" as the cards go around the circle.
Terezi smiles as she tastes the cards. Jake listens as she whispers in his ear,
looking a bit uneasy at how close she is, then swaps two cards. Rose swaps two
cards, showing Aradia the new hand. They look awfully smug. You and Vriska have
a pair of twos and rags besides. "Let's just get a new hand," Vriska argues.
You shake your head. "Are you in such a rush to lose your socks?" You swap out
three cards and get back Q J 10... better kickers, but your hand is still
awfully weak. You hope Vriska doesn't get to be right about this.
Karkat takes the cards from Jade, who swipes back one, and trades in four. She
gives him a "told-you-so" look. Jane throws away a single card as soon as she
is allowed - probably the penalty card. Feferi has gotten better at whispering;
she says something to Dave, then swaps three cards, looking happy with what she
gets back. Kanaya whispers frantically to John, who looks puzzled. She takes
four cards and trades them in, but looks very uncomfortable with the results.
"Alright, I guess show your hands then," John says.
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Kings, ace kicker
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, Kings and Jacks
You and Vriska have: Pair of twos, Queen kicker
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Queens
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of eights
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of aces
Kanaya and John have: Queen high
"Oh well," John shrugs. "I suppose that's the other shoe then." Kanaya looks
uneasy. "Are you okay?" her partner frets. "Cause we can take a break if you -
"
"No breaks," Vriska growls. "Shoes."
Kanaya sighs. "Very well, John. Can you please help me with this?" She slides a
foot slightly in his direction, tilted upward. You note she isn't wearing
socks. Ah. Now you get it - she's at a disadvantage. John, to his credit, gets
her shoe off with a minimum of fuss, and she immediately tucks her bare grey
foot under herself, hiding it with her skirt. John's other shoe follows in
turn.
"I dunno John, it's getting all kinds of shoeless in here. I don't know how all
these ladies can contain themselves," Dave snarks. Terezi snorts a laugh as she
gathers up the cards, which Jake collects and deals after she flings a few in
the wrong directions.
Rose and Aradia look at their cards, exchanging three. You and Vriska have two
pair, and you can tell Vriska thinks this is a winning hand. You swap one card
just to be sure, but no full house this time. Karkat throws away four cards,
cursing under his breath, but whatever he got back shuts him up fast. Nepeta
shows Jane their hand, which they keep. Feferi appears to be getting into the
game now; she takes the cards from Dave and swaps one. Kanaya shifts
uncomfortably as she looks at her and John's hand, choosing to swap two cards.
She settles a bit when she sees the replacements. Terezi is licking her cards
an awful lot, while her partner looks extremely confident.
"Well then, let's see who in this gathering has managed to make gin, eh?"
Jane rolls her eyes at him. "This isn't gin, Jake, it's poker."
"Sounds like you've missed the mark then, eh, Janey?"
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of threes, and the penalty card!
You and Vriska have: Two pair, sixes and twos
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of eights
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Queens
Terezi and Jake have: Straight, ten-high
"We don't lose casually, it seems" Aradia grins as she holds out a leg for Rose
to remove her other shoe. "Indeed," her partner muses, "and so it now falls to
one of us to be the first to lose a sock." Aradia laughs. "I'll volunteer."
Rose obliges and peels off Aradia's right sock, revealing a bare foot with
burgundy-painted toenails.
"Let's make trouble with that old scallywag, the King of Clubs" declares Jake.
Aradia nods as she begins to deal.
Vriska's incapable of hiding her smirk. You look at the cards and giggle
quietly - you were dealt an Ace to Five straight! Vriska is whispering
something about her natural luck but you ignore her to see what the others are
up to. Jade trades three cards and earns a facepalm from Karkat. Nepeta trades
two, smiling like the cat that ate the canary. Feferi frowns slightly as she
draws her last card. Kanaya whispers to John, who swaps two. Terezi swaps two
as well, which causes Jake to do a double-take - you're not sure he got to see
the cards before Terezi started swapping. Rose tosses four cards.
"Show your hands!" Aradia calls brightly.
You and Vriska have: Straight, five-high
Karkat and Jade have: Ace high, Queen kicker
Nepeta and Jane have: Two pair, Kings and Queens
Feferi and Dave have: Queen high
Kanaya and John have: Pair of sevens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Jacks
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high, King kicker
Some people must be feeling lucky as Feferi and Dave lose a shoe apiece. You
begin pondering how to make things move a bit faster. It's your deal...
You whisper to Vriska, "I think I have a plan for how we can pick up the pace a
bit."
"If it means we get more fun faster I'm all for it." You wink at her.
"Alright, we've done a full round, so now there's a new rule: unless a player
is down to their unmentionables, if in any round nobody is holding the penalty
card, then every team has to lose an item of clothing."
Feferi, Terezi and Aradia grin. Dave and Rose appear to be calculating how this
affects "strategy." Kanaya is already shaking her head, as is Jane. Jake and
John appear uncertain. Maybe it's time for another round of punch...
***** Picking Up Speed (Hand 8-10) *****
Chapter Summary
     An unlucky hand helps pick up the pace.
Punch break is over, and you're beginning to wonder if that even was a bottle
of vodka that you definitely did not spike any punch with. Vriska, impatient as
ever, calls "Eight of Diamonds!" and begins dealing immediately.
Karkat isn't grumbling, so he and Jade probably have something half-decent.
They trade for two cards. Nepeta and Jane also trade for two, but Jane doesn't
look particularly happy with the result. Nepeta just flashes a big cat smile.
Maybe she's enjoying the punch. Dave and Feferi argue in whispers for a moment
before Dave declares "Going for broke!" and dramatically tosses down a single
card, eliciting a giggle from Feferi. Kanaya trades two cards, apparently
looking for some additional security, while Jake seems to be following Dave's
lead, throwing down one card and declaring "We'll take on all comers with this
hand, sure as shooting!" Rose swaps two cards. Vriska doesn't even show you the
hand before trading two cards, but you see the two pair and feel good about it.
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of eights
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of fours
Feferi and Dave have: Queen high, and the penalty card!
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, aces and nines
Terezi and Jake have: Jack high
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Kings
You and Vriska have: Two pair, tens and sevens
"Alas, it looks like our boisterous gambit did not pay good dividends at close
of day, milady," spiels Jake as he leans over to take Terezi's shoe, which she
presents, chuckling, as though she were Cinderella. He guides her hand to his
own shoe, which she pops off in short order and tosses aside. Karkat glares at
her as he ducks the unwitting projectile.
"FUCK OFF WITH THAT, come on Terezi. You know damn well where I'm sitting!"
"Do I now" came the teasing reply. Oh yes, the punch is much better the second
time around.
Feferi and Dave are glancing at each other. "Why don't we get ourselves some
parity on the missing footwear issue?" the human suggests. Feferi shrugs. "That
seems fair." She lets Dave pop off her other shoe. Both of them are now in
socks.
"I'm not wriggling around the room collecting these ridiculous human pulp
chits. Hand them over," barks Karkat, who deals irritably. "Egbert, tell me
what the penalty thing is so we can get on with this." John looks up. "Uh...
how about the... two of clubs?"
Jane trades in one card, but looks unsatisfied. Nepeta pats her on the head and
tousles her hair. It's basically the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Too
bad Janey's still too stressed to enjoy it. Dave trades one card, and
ironically brofists Feferi, who seems to struggle with how the gesture is
accomplished. John smiles resignedly at the three cards he swapped for, while
Kanaya groans. Terezi is happy to sit there and taste her cards some more,
while Aradia swaps two. You share your hand with Vriska: J 10 9 8 4. There's
only one reasonable move here: out with the 4, in with the... King. Well drat.
Oh well, you can afford cold feet if it comes down to it. Jade swaps a single
card.
"Turn over your fucking ligneous pulp chits, let's finish this."
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of fives, ace kicker
Feferi and Dave have: Set of sixes
Kanaya and John have: King high, ten kicker, and the penalty card!
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of aces
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of fives, King kicker
You and Vriska have: Ace high
Karkat and Jade have: King high, Jack kicker
Kanaya groans again. "I thought for a moment we might have had it..." she
trails off glumly. John looks over at Jake and Dave, who both give him a little
nod. "So, uh, I think I should get rid of these socks, if you could just help
me with those?" Kanaya betrays a fleeting moment of what you think might have
been gratitude, which fades to mild dismay as she has to get foot-smell on her
hands taking off John's socks. John slips off her other black shoe and Kanaya
adjusts so that both of her bare feet are hidden. Vriska looks at the pair very
intently now, and you could swear Terezi and Rose are looking over at them as
well.
Oh.
That's right. They're out of minor articles now. The next thing to come off...
"Woohoo! John, you're going to be baring it all real soon now!" crows Vriska.
John rubs the back of his head, seeming not unlike Jake in awkward mannerism.
"Yeah, my boy over there is all the way across the sock barrier," Dave
interjects. "Beware of his plans to blind you with his pale manly torsoflesh
the next time he brings the big fail."
That brings a round of chuckles, though not from Kanaya. You can see she's a
bit nervous still. Poor muffin! You just want to hold her tight... maybe feel
the material of that skirt, it looks extremely comfy.
"Ahem," Feferi coughs, "I think we're going to pick the Queen of Clubs. And
it's time for Jane and Nepeta's deal."
"Ooh, AC wants to throw the cards around!" Nepeta sweeps up the cards and
starts her deal, which takes a while as some of the cards go stray. Her sharp
claws aren't great for deck handling, it seems. Jane takes the rest of the deck
from her to give out cards.
Feferi takes two cards, and then John looks at their hand and gulps. He shows
it to Kanaya, who looks extremely nervous. Uh oh, it looks like someone found a
penalty card... they trade in three, but by the looks on their faces they're
probably going to be stuck with it now. Terezi smirks as she tastes the two
cards Jake traded for and adds them to the hand. Rose and Aradia swap three,
and Vriska, looking supremely annoyed (maybe she hasn't noticed yet), swaps
four, earning you a decent pair of Jacks. Jade trades two cards, to Karkat's
consternation. Jane looks reasonably happy with her hand, and Nepeta decides
not to trade anything.
Is this about to be the start of something beautiful?
 
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of eights
Kanaya and John have: Ace high, queen kicker, and the penalty card!
Terezi and Jake have: Two pair, tens and sixes
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of tens
You and Vriska have: Pair of Jacks
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens
Kanaya starts to stand up. "Alright, I think that's a good place to end it."
"Oh no you don't, fussy fangs," Vriska jeers. "It's only just about to get
interesting. And I don't remember you complaining so much earlier when I told
you exactly what we were doing."
A few heads turn to look at Kanaya at that. Jane quickly pipes up, "I don't
know, I think this is a decent time to close it out," and Karkat is alternately
agreeing and furiously averting his eyes. Terezi has a huge grin on her face,
Feferi and Aradia look exceptionally curious, and you...
...you really want to see where this goes if it keeps running.
***** Let's See Some Skin (Hand 11-13) *****
Chapter Summary
     The first major articles are lost, and dares get added to the game.
"Okay, well, I can do two things, and Kanaya, I mean... I know it's kind of
different, since you're wearing, you know... well anyway, let's just go ahead
and we're probably out of the game next time we would lose, right?" John
babbles. Vriska looks over to you with something akin to panic dancing in her
eyes. No, you silently reassure your partner-in-crime, that's not how this
story ends. You have a plan...
"You know," says Rose conversationally, "there is a tactical advantage to be
had by the first players to lose a major article. The penalty card is no longer
a threat to them, and in fact can be put to use against the rest of the field
via discarding. It is worth considering." She's got her eyes fixed on the team
about to disrobe.
Kanaya is looking back toward Rose and Aradia, unreadable. Finally, she moves
behind John, who stands. "Very well, John. Let us proceed according to your
plan. May I remove your garments?" The straightforward question seems to stun
John, who just "uhhs" for several seconds before finally nodding. Kanaya
reaches to the hem of his shirt and pulls it up slowly, causing John to try and
pull his arms into the sleeves. You catch a great deal of pale but surprisingly
fit man-torso coming into view, followed (as Kanaya extricates her partner) by
lean but firm arms and surprisingly nice shoulders for a boy his age. John
isn't ripped, but he is unexpectedly wiry and naturally broad across the chest
and shoulder area. With a regular workout, he could be... goddamn. You can
definitely see the resemblance between him and Jake now.
Vriska exhales deeply beside you. This was the whole point of her joining in on
this scheme, to see John Egbert in the altogether. He's not quite there yet,
but as Kanaya takes the hem of his pants in hand, you can pick up the subtle
changes in Vriska's demeanor that suggest alien biology isn't all that
different from humans after all. Kanaya pulls down on the waist of John's
pants, exposing light blue boxer shorts with a slight bulge at the front. A
very fascinating bulge.
"Is that the human boy thing?" whispers Vriska. You nod. "It doesn't look like
what the book said..."
"It will," you promise. John trips over his lowered pants and Kanaya has to
help him unravel himself. Then it's time for something special - the first girl
to lose a major article in this game. You expected she'd go for the shirt, but
Kanaya signals to John to unbuckle the long red skirt she's never seen without.
He takes it in hand surprisingly gently and carefully unwraps it so that it
gathers upward into his hands. As it unwraps, you get an eyeful of long,
slender and shapely grey legs, leading up to a flash of jade fabric you'd like
to get a bit more acquainted with. As John bends over to set the skirt down
gently, showing a surprisingly firm backside, Kanaya drops back to a sitting
position and attempts to stretch her shirt so as to give her a bit more
modesty.
John sits back down beside her, down to just his underwear. It's time for the
next part of the plan.
"I think we should make things more fair for John and Kanaya," you say
cheekily. "It's time to add in dares!"
"Spiffing!" Jake approves obliviously. Terezi flashes a wide grin. You pass out
paper and pencils.
"Everyone write down a dare and put it in this jar. No specific names, just to
be fair. When someone would lose their underwear, they can save it with a dare
- but only once per undie!"
Vriska is already cackling as she writes hers down. You note more than a few
contemplative faces and surreptitious glances at others as those around you
decide what they want to put in. Your own idea is a simple bit of
icebreaking... via makeouts, of course. In it goes, next to Karkat's (he
finished first? Innnnteresting!), and soon the rest follow.
Feferi deals out the cards. Terezi calls out "Ten of diamonds!" Jake looks at
her quizzically. "What?" she asks. "It tastes nice."
You're sneaking glances at John and Kanaya. John looks like he's trying not to
be awkward, but Kanaya is working hard to show as little skin as possible. It's
incredibly cute. She also seems to be trying to sneak looks at Rose and Vriska.
Rose, for her part, has definitely seen you observing everyone else. You
haven't caught her looking at John and Kanaya yet, but you do notice that every
so often there's a head movement right when you're about to check...
John leans over to show Kanaya their cards. They whisper briefly, then John
trades four. Kanaya looks less stressed with what they get back. Jake drums his
heels on the ground and holds the cards over to Terezi for her to taste, which
she does with a sharklike grin. They swap nothing. Uh oh... Rose swaps three
cards. You and Vriska have... A J 10 8 5. "Let's do two," you tell her, tossing
the low ones. She looks like she wants to protest - what is she up to? You get
back an ace and a ten, which gives you a very high two pair. Karkat is glaring
at the cards again, and the three he swaps for don't seem to improve his mood.
Nepeta and Jane trade three. Finally, Feferi trades three cards. Her smile is
hard to read.
"Let's see what everyone caught!" she chirps.
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Jacks
Terezi and Jake have: Two pair, Kings and fours, and the penalty card!
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high, Queen kicker
You and Vriska have: Two pair, aces and tens
Karkat and Jade have: King high
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens
Feferi and Dave have: Set of threes
"Goddammit!" Vriska yells. "How did we not win with aces up?"
"Why?" you ask slyly. "Does it matter?" Secretly, of course, you know it does -
at least for your own dare. You wonder what she wrote...
"Un-fucking-believable," Karkat complains as he unties Jade's other shoe.
"Learn how to deal, Peixes." Feferi shoots him a big, wide-eyed grin.
"The state of my hand seems to suggest that I have learned! And am an expert,
too!" she giggles. Karkat glowers. Dave brofists his partner again, more
successfully this time. "It's the Strider Training Method, bro. My natural
expertise overflows wherever I go."
"Well I'll be horsewhipped. We didn't win either," Jake ponders. "Ah well.
Rules of the game. If you could help me with this shoe here..." Terezi unties
it for him.
"So many manly stockings showing!" you tease. "It's enough to fluster a girl!"
Of course, that's not entirely untrue, as Jane certainly appears interested in
the sudden shoelessness of Jake English. Hold on, best buddy, we'll get you
there yet. You and Vriska, meanwhile, are openly ogling all kinds of Egbert as
he collects the cards. Is it hot in here? You get another cup of punch to cool
down with.
"Wait, what was the penalty card?" Vriska asks. Oh crap, you weren't listening.
A slight blush in her cheeks suggests that neither was she. "Five of spades,"
Dave volunteers helpfully.
Jake doesn't trade any cards, and Aradia trades in only one. Confident
customers, you see. What do you have...? Hm. You show Vriska: K 10 6 5 2. She
snatches all but the King and throws them away. "We should have kept the ten,"
you tell her. Your new cards are... 4 A 4 5. Not a great pair. Jade and Karkat
trade two cards, Nepeta tosses two, Dave trades four, and Kanaya points to two
for John to replace.
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of nines
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, Queens and tens
You and Vriska have: Pair of fours
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of fives
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high, King kicker
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of threes
Kanaya and John have: Set of Jacks
"Wait!" Jane says frantically, "where's the five of spades?" Vriska shoots you
a look. Oh right. That was in your hand.
"Oops," she volunteers. It was bound to happen eventually. Everyone groans.
"Hey, I guess there's a bright side to me being in my underwear," John says.
"More than one!" you crack, earning a few laughs and a blush from John.
Nepeta and Jane lost the round, but both still have everything they started
with. Each one gives up a shoe, and after a quick round of rock-paper-scissors
Nepeta throws in her other one. Aradia takes off one of Rose's white socks,
exposing a pale foot. Vriska grumbles but offers up her sock for you to take,
since it was her mistake. You unroll the black sock and see her toes roll up,
unused to the cold air. Jade pulls off one of Karkat's socks to throw on the
pile, and Feferi offers up one of hers for Dave to remove. You notice she's got
webbing between her toes. It's kind of cute. Terezi loses her other shoe,
leaving Jane as the only one with a shoe remaining.
Jake starts dealing the cards, as John calls "Nine of clubs!"
Rose frowns at the two cards she gets and shows Aradia, who smiles and shrugs.
You and Vriska have A Q J 4 2. Throw the two low ones, and you get...nothing. 8
6. Crap. Jade takes two, Jane and Nepeta take two, and so far nobody seems
happy with their hand, really. Feferi looks like she's about to throw some
cards until Dave whispers to her, and they end up not trading. Kanaya looks
satisfied with her three new cards, at least. Terezi throws three.
"Time to find out who the loser is," she says slyly.
Aradia and Rose have: King high, ten kicker
You and Vriska have: Ace high
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of sevens
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high, and the penalty card!
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of sevens
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Jacks
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of fours
"Oh dear," Jane looks flustered as Nepeta paws at her shoe, trying to remove
it. Aradia and Rose smile and remove each other's remaining socks, but
daughtermom looks a bit nervous now that she's out of minor articles. The next
thing they lose will matter. You see Kanaya sneaking a glance at Rose as John
brings her a new cup of punch.
***** The First Dare (Hand 14-15) *****
Chapter Summary
     The first dare is done, and more players run out of minor articles.
It's Rose's turn to deal, which she does with great efficiency as Kanaya names
the queen of diamonds. You and Vriska are looking at a pair of sevens with K 2
3. "We've got to win," Vriska whispers as you toss two cards. The 4 and 5 you
get back won't be much help there. Karkat trades two, and he and Jade seem
happy with their hand. Nepeta and Jane also trade two. Dave and Feferi follow
suit, and Kanaya does likewise, looking unhappily at what she's got. Terezi
throws away her whole hand to Jake's surprise. Aradia and Rose trade nothing.
"Let's see where we stand," offers Rose.
You and Vriska have: Pair of sevens
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens, and the penalty card!
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Jacks
Kanaya and John have: King high
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of fives
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of aces
"Time for you to do a dare," Vriska looks at Kanaya and John. "Oh this'll be
good!" John reaches for the jar, but Kanaya stops him.
"No, John, you should save it until it really matters. You have given up twice
as much clothing as me already. It's only fair..." she hesitates. John nods,
looking a bit dumbstruck. Kanaya sits up, legs folded, giving you a better look
at her jade panties, and John gets behind her. Gently, he lifts her shirt from
both sides, revealing inch after inch of flat, smooth grey skin until finally a
jade-colored bra with full cups comes into view. It's a very conservative style
that doesn't show much, but it's covered in lace and you can definitely make
out Kanaya's small but perky breasts. Next to you Vriska is motionless, her
gaze totally fixed. Dave and Jake seem to be looking but not trying to look,
while Karkat has his gaze totally averted. This time you do catch Rose
looking... as well as Jade, Aradia, good lord what's gotten into everyone?
Besides the punch. That one was totally your fault.
The silence breaks with laughter as John and Kanaya fall over, her sweater
caught on her hooklike horn. Rubbing his head, John sits up and manages to
extricate Kanaya after a bit of a struggle, leaving her sitting in her
underthings, fully on display for a moment. Then she curls up, trying to hide
as much as she can. The slender but shapely legs are matched by her arms and
the graceful curve of her torso shows that she's going to have a dynamite
figure in a few years. Already she looks well on the way to being a model.
Strangely, she seems a bit less tense now, yellow eyes flashing time and again
to where Rose is sitting. John seems to be squirming around a bit.
Vriska shakes the dare jar. "That's all very nice, but you lost with less than
a pair. You owe two! So unless one of you wants to just get it all out in the
open..." she teases.
John nods. "I'll go." He reaches in and pulls out a slip of paper. "Huh? Oh..."
Vriska looks eager. "Well? Tell us!"
John clears his throat. "It says: 'Keep this card. Your partner has to put
their hand on the item of clothing you saved. If the hand slips off, it has to
go back on, but this time underneath. Play like this until you win a hand or
lose what they're touching.'" Kanaya looks pale. John has goosebumps now.
Vriska whistles and Aradia, Terezi and Rose look impressed. It's Dave who pipes
up first though.
"Damn, folks, who came up with that one?" A giggle to his side sells out the
troll princess herself. Feferi is beaming with pride and there's a devious
glint in her eye. "Seriously?" Dave turns to look at her. "Man, I thought you
were the innocent one. The fuck else are you hiding in that fishlady brain?"
Feferi bats her eyelashes at him, the grin unchanging. "Wouldn't you glub to
know?"
"Okay, well... I guess just put your hand there on my leg... yeah." John is
getting even more awkward. Kanaya seems to be caught between trying not to look
at where her hand is and trying to make sure it doesn't slip off. John gulps
audibly. Vriska looks envious as she laughs. "Well it's definitely interesting
now!" Rose has an unreadable expression.
It's your deal again, so Vriska gathers up the cards. She seems a bit
distracted, so you take them and deal. Aradia calls "ten of hearts" for the
penalty card.
Karkat looks satisfied with his hand, that can't be good. Jade trades in one
card. Nepeta and Jane sit tight with their hand. Feferi looks mildly
disappointed with her three new cards, while Kanaya looks relieved as John
shows her their hand and swaps for just one, making sure her hand doesn't come
off his boxers. Terezi and Jake swap two, as do Rose and Aradia, and you..
Wow. You side-eye Vriska, wondering if she cheated somehow, but her intent gaze
hasn't wandered once from where Kanaya's fingers are dangerously close to
John's manly elements. You tilt your head a bit and your eyes widen as you
think you see a twitch from inside those shorts, John blushing furiously all
the while. Anyway. You've managed to deal yourself a full house, so let's keep
that!
"Show 'em!"
Karkat and Jade have: Two pairs, sixes and fours
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens, yet again
Feferi and Dave have: King high, and the penalty card!
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, aces and Jacks
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of fives
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high
You and Vriska have: Threes full of Kings
"HOW THE FUCK - " Karkat gets cut off by Jade, who also looks suspicious of
your hand. You shrug good-naturedly. Rose is looking at the hands. "I was
expecting to lose with this one," she says softly, looking over at her ecto-
brother, whose team now owes...
"Three!" Terezi breathes, turning her head to face Dave and Feferi. "You're
about to be the conductor at the disappointment station," Dave tells her.
"Unless it's bare human feet you're into. Check out all of this sock-flinging
activity happening hereabouts." Terezi gives him a wide grin. "It's not like I
can see anything anyway, Dave," she reminds him. "But I can smell..."
Dave holds up a sock that Feferi has just removed. "You can't smell anywhere
near how bad this can!" That gets John and Jake laughing, which forces Kanaya
to move her hand a bit inward so as not to lose her grip. You can tell that
John noticed this, as he freezes up and slowly calms down.
You count quietly to yourself. That puts four more players out of minor
articles to sacrifice. If either of those teams loses with less than a pair...
well, really, this is what you and Vriska were hoping for anyway, right?
***** Goddammit, John (Hand 16-17) *****
Chapter Summary
     The stares are flying as the sock supply runs low.
"You're not shuffling them properly," Karkat complains as he gathers the cards.
"Look, do like this." He washes them a few times. "Alright Serket, stop eye-
banging Egbert's ridiculous pink flesh and give us the new penalty card."
Vriska hisses at him, but calls "eight of clubs" anyway. Of course she did.
Nepeta trades three cards, frowning at what she gets back. Jane looks and goes
a bit pale. Dave and Feferi trade two. John swaps three, looking mildly
relieved with what he gets back, and Terezi does likewise. Aradia and Rose
trade two, bringing it around to your turn. Vriska is looking at the cards now
and seems agitated. You can see why. "Well that sucks," you whisper to her. "No
shit, Lalonde," she fires back. You've got 10 7 6 5 2 staring at you, basically
worthless. Vriska takes the decision into her own hands, throwing away all
five. Q 6 4 3 2. SO CLOSE, dammmit. Jade swaps three cards and looks immensely
pleased with herself, and you know Karkat isn't complaining.
"Let's get this over with," he barks.
Nepeta and Jane have: King high, ten kicker
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of aces
Kanaya and John have: Pair of tens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Kings
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, aces and Jacks
You and Vriska have: Queen high
Karkat and Jade have: Set of sevens
"FUCK!" Vriska screams. "We just had the best hand and now we're the worst?"
Kanaya gives her a side-eye. "Yes, it does suck, doesn't it?"
You patpat your teammate, knowing how to calm her down. "We didn't lose alone,
anyway. Nobody had the eight." This quiets everyone down. You and Vriska owe
three items, but you have enough socks. Rose and Aradia and Dave and Feferi,
however...
"It seems that one of us must disrobe," Rose says to her partner. "Do you have
any preference?" Aradia shakes her head. "Why don't we let the winners decide?"
Karkat blanches. "Don't try to fucking pin it on me." "What's wrong, Karkles?"
Terezi teases, "don't want to admit which one you want to see more of?" She's
grinning widely now, and even Kanaya looks mildly amused at his embarrassment.
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO!" he fumes. "WAIT, I MEAN I DON'T WANT TO SEE MORE OF ONE
OF THEM." Jade gets in on the needling too. "So what about the other one," she
asks him, eliciting a wordless shout of frustration. Giggling, Jade points to
Aradia, who sits up so that Rose can help her out of her shirt. Aradia is
broader and more filled-out than Kanaya, but WHOA those are nice.
Aradia's breasts are surprisingly well-developed, contained in a fairly sexy
burgundy-colored bra. She's got deep cleavage and the support garment is
pushing up the top of her bosom slightly, making it look like her boobs are
trying to escape out the top. They jiggle merrily as Rose finishes the job and
sneaks a quick squeeze of one of them, drawing an "attagirl!" from you and a
warm chuckle from Aradia. Jake and Dave are staring, while John, curiously, is
not - nor is Karkat. Terezi looks almost like she's smoked a joint, leaning
back and inhaling deeply.
"I like that red," Terezi tells her.
Dave and Feferi look at each other, apparently smoewhat uncertain. "So how do
we decide?" he asks his partner. Feferi shrugs, but after glancing at Jade,
suggests: "We may as well do what they did. Let the winners decide." No sooner
have the words come out of her mouth than Jade shouts "DAVE!", looking
embarrassed at how quickly it came to her.
"No no, I get it Harley," Dave says, trying to sound nonchalant, "you want some
manchest around that doesn't belong to an ecto-bro. We've got this." Feferi
gets behind her partner and puts her hands under the hem of his shirt, rubbing
upwards and letting it lift on her wrists as she runs her hands over Dave's...
surprisingly nice chest. Your ecto-relative is TONED.
"Uh, Feferi, that's not stuck on there, you can just pull it," he says. Jade
looks a bit transfixed as Feferi giggles. "I could, yes, but my wave is wave
more fin!" Dave jerks slightly as though tickled. "Smooooth!" she croons
gleefully as she clears his pecs and pulls the shirt clear.
"I'ma warn you right now that I'll remember this shabby treatment when your
number's up, princess," Dave snarks at her. Feferi fixes him with a big fangy
grin. "You'd better!" she chirps. You notice that Jade's looking half jealous
and half VERY INTERESTED in ALL THE STRIDER. Meanwhile, if Terezi was high on
Aradia before, she's completely gone now, leaning toward Dave and breathing
very shallowly. Karkat growls under his breath, but you think he might be
blushing. He's definitely not looking at Dave. Yep. All kinds of the not-look
going on over there.
With Kanaya and John immune, you and Vriska take turns de-socking one another.
Karkat grabs one of Jade's, Nepeta takes one of Jane's socks and Terezi loses
her first. You and Vriska glance at each other. The situation has just
dramatically escalated for you.
"Well then," says Jade, shaking out of her reverie, "I'm going to pick the six
of clubs!" Jane busies herself gathering up the cards so she doesn't have to
keep looking at Dave, who's making no particular effort to hide himself, or at
Aradia, who is likewise leaving her ample goods pretty chill out there, sitting
back and leaning on her hands as though she's on display. Looking at Kanaya and
back at Aradia, you wonder if the size of troll horns corresponds at all to
other things. There may be time to find out!
Feferi tosses one card. Kanaya and John swap two, as does Jake. Aradia and Rose
trade two cards, looking decently pleased with the results. You're holding K Q
9 8 3. With Vriska's silent assent (you notice she's back to focusing on John
and Kanaya) you toss the three low cards. The 8 6 5 you get back are no help at
all. Jade gives a big grin and goes back to ogling Dave, leaving only your
dealers for the round, who swap two.
"AC wants to see everyone's paws!" Nepeta puns. You shake your head and take
another drink of punch.
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of fives
Kanaya and John have: Pair of threes
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of twos
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, nines and sevens
You and Vriska have: King high
Karkat and Jade have: Straight, ace high
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Jacks
"Goddammit," carps Vriska, "and where's the penalty card?" Karkat facepalms.
"Who threw it away this time?" John raises a hand sheepishly, earning a chorus
of groans.
"Sorry, we were just trying to get a better hand. I guess we didn't need it,
really, but..." he trails off as everyone begins to assess the situation. You
and Vriska owe two, and you're all out of footwear. Rose and Feferi are about
to get hit as well. Looks like a missing penalty card escalates matters faster
than you expected.
"You know, you should take both of these," Vriska tells you quickly, face
flushed, "the stupid penalty card was your idea!" You shake your head. "We do
it fair and square." Vriska grumbles but you're not going to let her argue any
more. You tug on her shirt, sliding it up and over her cobalt blue bra and
revealing small but perfectly round boobs. It's more modest than you expected
out of her. Idly you find yourself thinking they might fit really nicely in a
hand. As her mane of hair pops free from the collar of her shirt, Vriska
hastily crosses her arms to cover herself as best as she can. She's quite
skinny, really, slight and bony where Aradia is full and curvy and Kanaya soft
and feminine. Still, she's got a hint of baby fat sticking up from her
waistline. You're a little curious what it looks like down there.
"My turn," you tell a furiously blushing Vriska, blue in the face as she
realizes she'll need her arms to get your shirt. She makes a quick grab with
both hands, pulling you so that you cover her from the rest as she twists your
shirt up and over. You can feel the gazes you're catching in your newly-
disrobed state, and note that Dave and Rose are studiously ignoring you.
"I believe I have a contribution to make to the pile as well," Rose tells
Aradia, who smiles and takes her shirt by the hem, pulling it off in one fluid
motion. You can see that Rose is less developed than any of the other girls so
far, with pale skin and fairly small breasts concealed in a black bra with
violet lace. Kanaya gives a startled "eep!" and nearly takes her hand off of
John's boxers, and you see WELL THEN someone likes something they saw. That's a
much more prominent bulge in those shorts than was there previously. John looks
extremely embarrassed and Vriska briefly forgets to cover herself as she stares
at him. You get an eyeful yourself. You wouldn't mind getting more. Kanaya is
covering her mouth with her other free hand, leaving herself a bit more exposed
than she might like.
But there's still one left, and Feferi motions to Dave, who seems confused and
apprehensive. It's kind of cute - but should you really be thinking that about
your ecto-whatever? Feferi takes Dave's hand and slides it away from the hem of
her shirt and toward her multicolored skirt. He pulls on it and it loosens,
falling away as he starts to tug it down. The troll princess gives an adorable
smile as she twirls to release the skirt, showing an ass with a nice curve and
fuchsia panties with lacy cutouts that hint at more gray skin underneath. Her
thighs are full and taut, though her legs are short - she's probably one of the
shortest here, come to think of it. You feel yourself warming up downstairs,
and Dave seems to be adjusting his sitting posture to hide something. Jake just
looks utterly nonplussed, and you see a blush on Jane and Jade both. Feferi
sits and looks around the room, grinning. No, Dave, she's definitely not the
most innocent one.
By the time everyone is done staring or not-staring, more socks have gone to
the pile. Aradia coughs. "Uh, girls, I think you're forgetting something."
What? Oh damn. You lost with less than a pair, so you owe another one.
"Noooooooo," Vriska moans. "This isn't fair!" "Whatshamatter, partner?" you
tease. "Thish game wash your idea too, you know." Now it's down to whether you
or Vriska is going to be the one to pay up. One rock-paper-scissors later,
Vriska's mood has improved and you stand so that she can get your skirt off.
Her hands play along your waist as she loosens it before abruptly yanking it
off, nearly carrying your panties along with it. "HEY!" you yell at her, "SAVE
THOSE FOR LATER!" The room breaks into guffaws as you color slightly. Vriska
gives you a mock kiss and throws away your skirt. You're feeling bold with all
eyes on you, so you give a little spin before sitting back down. You're very
pleased to hear Kanaya squeak again, since it tells you someone else definitely
enjoyed the show.
"That's great, just fantastic. This is definitely how I wanted to spend my time
with you guys, watching my ecto-sis and ecto-mom strip down," Dave grumbles. He
jumps and Feferi's hand seems to very conspicuously reappear from a spot near
his backside. "Aww, am I not good enough company to keep you occupied?" she
teases. "Or maybe you need somefin else to distract you?" Jade looks like she's
trying not to glower.
"Well what do you know, I can distract myself with all of these cards and the
distribution of them," Dave says hurriedly. You giggle. Mr. Coolkid Ecto-son is
shy! Karkat names the two of spades as the penalty card, and out comes the
deal.
***** Whoops! (Hand 18-19) *****
Chapter Summary
     Some more skin is displayed and an error is made.
John trades two cards, looking distracted as he tries to readjust his position
without dislodging Kanaya's hand. Terezi, after licking the cards, gets Jake to
trade two. They don't seem pleased with the results, nor do Aradia and Rose
with the three they get back. Your own hand isn't bad, a pair of 10s with K Q
7. Vriska throws the seven and gets back another King, looking very pleased
with herself. She's mumbling something about makeouts. You go, girl. Karkat is
grumbling about his hand again, swapping three cards. and Jane looks worried as
the three she and Nepeta get back don't seem to be doing them any favors.
Finally, Dave swaps two cards, but he looks a bit nervous himself. Oh honey,
the shades can only hide so much.
"Okay, well, we have the penalty card and we definitely didn't win," Dave says.
"Let's see who goes down with us."
Kanaya and John have: Pair of eights
Terezi and Jake have: King high
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high
You and Vriska have: Two pair, Kings and tens
Karkat and Jade have: Queen high, Jack kicker
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of twos, and the penalty card!
"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS" Karkat demands of nobody in particular. Jade holds
out a foot for him, and cursing under his breath he removes her remaining sock.
Of course, they still owe something else, too. You see Terezi and Dave both
looking more interested than they might want to show. Jade flutters her
eyelashes teasingly at Karkat. "Who's it going to be, partner?" "No more
fucking games," Karkat glowers. "Female shenanigans and trickery and total lack
of shame got us into this fucking mess and I'm not playing around anymore.
Here, get this off of me." Despite his irate tone, Karkat visibly blushes as
Jade's fingers dance under his shirt. Up it goes, and... wow. Karkat is
actually pretty toned, too. What have all these guys been doing with their
time? That shirt was hiding some very excellent gray manflesh. Karkat looks
more annoyed than embarrassed as his shirt clears his horns. You feel warm as
you look at him, and looking away you notice Nepeta sneaking peeks at him with
a furious blush as Jane rolls her eyes.
Now it's down to Feferi and Dave, who got the penalty card and failed to win
the round. Dave rubs the back of his neck, looking like neither option is
particularly good for him. "Come on Dave," Feferi chirps, "Help me get this
off." She indicates her top. Dave gingerly puts his hands to her sides, looking
a bit stunned, as he peels the black garment up and away. Feferi still has baby
fat around her tummy, but it's the perfect amount, making her look soft and
smooth and showing off the surprising curves of wow that's a nice view.
Covered by a halter-style bra with two-toned cups, Feferi's boobs are smaller
than yours and Aradia's but definitely more than a handful. You can pick out
two points through the thin fabric, and there's an adorable little bow nestled
between the cups. Now that her shirt is gone, you can take in her whole shape;
she's short, but curvy and soft-looking in the best way. Almost reminds you of
someone else you know. Feferi hasn't taken her eyes off Dave through the entire
process, and he looks downright frazzled now as he quickly sits down. You see
Jake is also staring at her, and Jane appears to be glaring at him. Poor Janey,
you'll get your turn yet girl!
"Um," John breaks the silence, "can someone pass us the cards?" Vriska grins
toothily. "Get 'em yourself," she taunts, but you snatch them out of her hands
and help Jade and Jane gather them up for John. Apparently neither of them
wants to see a slip happening with their ecto-relative either. Vriska calls
"eight of hearts!" for the penalty card this round, and John deals carefully as
Kanaya studiously maintains her grip on his thigh. Four in their underwear
already and two more shirtless... yep, definitely going as planned.
"Time to be bold!" Jake declares, dramatically trading two cards. Terezi
hisses, but smiles as she tastes one of the new cards. Aradia and Rose trade
three, with Rose looking firmly impassive. You're sitting on a pair of eights,
including the eight of hearts (goddammit Vriska) and an Ace and Jack. Still
recoverable. Your partner swaps one card, but that three won't do you any good.
Vriska's eyes widen and she covers her chest more tightly as she realizes she's
about to become one of the skirtless (well, pantsless) unless everyone else has
very bad luck indeed.
Jade trades two cards, despite Karkat trying to toss a third. She sticks her
tongue out at him, making him blush slightly, with the two they get back.
Nepeta trades two, Feferi trades four, and John, looking quite relieved with
his hand, trades just the one.
"Okay, how did everyone do?" he asks.
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Jacks
Aradia and Rose have: Queen high
You and Vriska have: Pair of eights, and the penalty card!
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of nines
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of sevens
Feferi and Dave have: Set of Kings
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, sevens and twos
Just as you thought, as Vriska whips her head around to glare furiously at you,
blushing bright blue. "That's not fair! You should take a dare, I don't have to
- " You cut her off with a giggle. "Sho who picked the eight, hmmm?" you tease
as you lean towards her. Maybe you didn't plan to do that. Hmm. How much punch
have you had? She's got her arms crossed in front of herself, refusing to
budge, so you have to crawl forward a bit to get at her zipper. As soon as you
touch it, her eyes widen.
You're feeling a bit naughty as you pull down her zipper to reveal a flash of
silky cerulean material. Tugging on her skinny jeans, you slowly manage to
wrangle them off, helped out as Vriska finds it harder to fight back when she
has to move a hand down to cover her panties, which are skimpier than you
expected, string-waisted. Vriska has the longest legs of any of the girls, and
you enjoy getting a close-up of the slender, slight curves as she tries to
adjust to show off as little skin as possible. You find it funny that your co-
mastermind of this stripping game has proved to be so bashful. You sit back,
getting a tiny peek at the crotch of Vriska's panties... it's hard to tell, but
you think there might be a tiny wet spot there.
Rose and Aradia stand, your ecto-whatsit looking shy but determined and Aradia
looking amused. Rose pulls down Aradia's black skirt, letting you get a full
look at her robust lower curves. Aradia's wearing high-cut burgundy panties
that seem to hug her ass perfectly. Next it's Rose's turn. Aradia leans in
close to Rose, whose eyes go wide as the troll puts her hands on Rose's hips
before bringing them up slowly to the hem. Aradia squats down slowly, and if
you're not mistaking Rose's sudden "eep!" then the taller girl just blew on her
belly button in passing. As Aradia slides the white skirt down Rose's almost
equally pale legs, she is eye-level with the low-cut black panties, laced with
purple, that come into view. Rose lets a hand drop to cover herself and sneaks
a glance at Kanaya and John before turning her head away.
"AAAH!" John screams, and then Kanaya's screaming too. You look over to see
that the two have abruptly separated and that the bulge in John's boxers is now
good lord kid where have you been hiding that thing?! Rose is blushing
furiously, as are Kanaya and her partner. Feferi and Vriska, however, are
smiling like the cats that ate the canary.
"Well well well, it looks like someone has triggered the second part of his
dare!" Feferi sing-songs. John gulps as he sits down again, Kanaya looking
incredibly apprehensive as her hand comes down a hair away from the highly
visible bulge on the go over there. "No no, Kanaya, you forgot: under the
boxers now," Feferi corrects her with a devious grin. Kanaya shudders slightly.
"Uh, well, what if... there," John says as he squirms around to "readjust"
himself, "there's a bit of room under the waistband. We'll win one soon, I'm
sure of it!" Kanaya closes her eyes tightly and feels her way to the elastic
waistband, then slips three fingers just under it. The other troll girls seem
to be finding her discomfort highly amusing.
Rose and Aradia sit back down. With all the hubbub in the room, you think it
might be time to be someone else for a moment.
***** BE SOMEONE ELSE (1) *****
Chapter Summary
     Jade, Jake, Vriska, Aradia and Nepeta all have their own views on how
     the game is going.
> BE JADE HARLEY
As soon as Roxy told you she'd get Dave to play, you were sold - and so far you
haven't been disappointed. There is indeed some fine amount of Strider all up
in this room right now, and you haven't been very shy about looking. What you
weren't expecting is to get a little hot and bothered about your partner, not
to mention - nope, definitely not mentioning your ecto-brother. He's not cute
at all. And you have definitely not looked anywhere near his boxer bulge SHORTS
boxer shorts, yeah, that's right.Grr. Bad Jade's brain. Worst friend.
More than anything, though, you're finding it odd how much you've squirmed
looking at Aradia, Roxy and Feferi in particular. The hell is up with that? Not
that there's anything wrong with that... let's be someone else now though.
> BE JAKE ENGLISH
You signed on for this evening of social chicanery when Roxy explained the
rules of poker, which sounded like a fine contest of cards to you. The value of
embarrassment working in your favor also made it clear that this was not a
challenge to back down from. Mind you, you had no idea there would be so many
young ladies in attendance, nor that you'd be partnered with an odd lass who
rubs her tongue on every card you're dealt.
You're sorry Dirk isn't here, as you feel somehow that it would improve the
game tremendously for you. Young Dave does bear a certain resemblance, of
course, and his fetching masculine chest is quite the ticket. Also, your good
friends Roxy and Jane are still in the game, though Jane looks like she's not
quite as tickled as you are with the local gaiety and Roxy... ahem. Roxy is
currently wearing some tremendously bespoke navy unmentionables and nothing
more than a smile. You worry she's let the old devil moonshine make her
decisions this evening, but good gravy is she ever a fine specimen of the
fairer sex. Impolite to let your eyes wander over there, Jake old boy,
perhaps... well no, the younger Lalonde girl is in a similar state of undress,
as is her partner, who strangely makes you think of Jane. Young Egbert is
boldly accepting his misfortunes, good lad, and... well, young Feferi is also
quite lovely, isn't she?
You know what? Perhaps it's time to be someone else.
> BE VRISKA SERKET
You don't remember the last time you've been this embarrassed. Everybody is
staaaaaaaaring at you. Goddammit Roxy, why didn't the plan work the way you
wanted? True, you've got John down to his boxers, but you still haven't seen
the fabled HUMAN BOY THING you're so very curious about and it's cost you a lot
of clothes to get this far. Also it's Kanaya, not you, who has her hand inside
John's shorts. Stupid sexy Maryam. Wait, what?
Your blush deepens as you remember Roxy's hand on your zipper, and as you see
Megido down to her underthings as well. Even stupid Karkat looks hot. What the
hell, Serket, get ahold of yourself! This is supposed to be a very
straightforward scheme, and you've still got some irons in the fire. You just
have to win at the right time. Of course, as your eyes trace up Aradia's
extremely inviting curves, you can't help but think that there might be more
than one right time to be had... NO. Shut up, brain. If you think you want her
so much why don't you just BE her?
> BE ARADIA MEGIDO
This is shaping up to be just as much fun as Roxy said it would be. You're
still getting to know your human friends, but between the punch you tinkered
with and the baring of both flesh and secret crushes, the process appears to
have accelerated marvelously. You're rather glad Equius isn't here, you think
with a mote of annoyance, but you kind of wish Sollux was. You could learn to
share with Feferi. The humans have lots of stories about multiple mates in the
same quadrant. Very interesting stories.
Of course that's not to say there aren't some interesting people in the room
with you. Karkat is showing off all the results of being a melee combatant,
even if he doesn't realize it himself, as are John Egbert and Dave Strider.
Then, of course, there's your partner, so small and cute and pale. She's very
soft, you think with a smile, and you let your gaze openly wander over Roxy
Lalonde, wondering how a couple of years of age might adjust the tactile
qualities of human female physiology. You look at Feferi, Vriska and Kanaya as
well - you've never really dwelled on it, but you've always been curious about
other female bodies. Now you're getting quite the education. You're ready for
just about anything to happen, but you wonder when Terezi and Nepeta will join
the fun? Speaking of which...
> BE NEPETA LEIJON
OMG, Karkitty is soooo purrfectly hot! You've been secretly meowing inside
every time he and Jade lose a hand, and now you're fighting down the urge to
pounce him and lick... well! Places, you know. That English human boy is also
really hot; he kind of reminds you of Karkitty. Your gaze keeps being drawn to
Kanaya's hand and just what those fingers might be doing there; every twitch
from John's boxers is like prey moving in your vision. You've never seen a bone
bulge before, let alone the human boy thing, but you're so very curious.
Poor Jane seems far too stressed out by this game. You patpat her, purring to
calm her down. You made sure she has plenty of fluids, at least, refilling her
punch cup whenever it gets low. You like watching Roxy as she moves about,
since she has a catlike quality that you find refurreshing. Vriska was right,
this game is turning out to be a lot of fun!
***** BE SOMEONE ELSE (2) *****
Chapter Summary
     Rose, Jane, Dave and Kanaya have some thoughts about the game, too.
> BE ROSE LALONDE
So now you've figured out who else was behind this game. You suppose there's no
reason to be surprised; of course your ectobiological mother-daughter was to
blame. The vodka in the punch should have been a dead giveaway, if you hadn't
seen Aradia do the actual pouring. Vriska claimed it was just a scheme between
the two of you to rope some persons of shared interest into an icebreaking
activity. You knew it might end up this way, with you reduced to less clothing
than you might have hoped, but given the, ah, revelations the evening has
already produced, you don't mind so very much.
It makes you feel warm deep in your stomach to realize, as you catch his every
glance, that despite you having perhaps the least feminine assets to display,
John cannot keep his eyes off you, blushing and looking away quickly every
time. You envy Kanaya her dare-created position in the circle, while also
admiring her slender physique and... ahem. Apparently your position on the
Kinsey scale is somewhat more central than an upbringing grounded in American
culture would have led you to prepare for. That would help explain why Aradia
is now managing to keep you slightly off-balance.
You're less pleased that Dave and your ecto-mom have also managed to get
themselves into a thorough state of undress, though you privately admit to
yourself that your genetics do lend themselves to attractive configurations.
Speaking of which, while you personally favor John's slightly awkward and more
baby-faced looks, you're incapable of not concluding that his ectobiological
relative Jake is quite possibly the most conventionally attractive human male
you have ever seen. Doesn't quite do it for you, but then, you suspect that
someone else here would be perfectly happy to have less competition for said
older boy.
> BE THAT SOMEONE ELSE
You still aren't sure that it wasn't someone else who answered Roxy when she
invited you to play this game. You know that none of these people would hold it
against you in the slightest - well, maybe that Serket girl, but who gives a
fig what she thinks - if you just stood up and walked out.
Of course, then you'd lose the opportunity to -
Confound it, you can't even say it to yourself. He's sitting over there,
oblivious to a half-dozen partially naked girls around him, focused on a game
of cards that he thinks he can win. Why does he have to be so goddamn handsome?
For that matter, why does your ecto-son have to be nearly nude, with a girl's
fingers doing who knows what manner of naughty things - and why the hell is HE
hot too? And Dirk's ecto-son, and the troll boy, and...
...and some of the girls, oh dear; your head is spinning. You appreciate your
partner's head pats and backscratches to keep you from becoming overly
flustered, but you're still not sure how much more of this you can bear. Drat
that Roxy and her drunken schemes. Why you let yourself get caught up in all of
this...
Oh well. It's too late now. There's a small, sly voice inside of you that you
didn't even know you had, telling you that you're going to sit here until you
get everything you want. You shiver despite the room's heat at that word,
"everything."
It looks like Jake has initiated some kind of flexing contest with the Strider
boy. You can't help but stare.
> BE DAVE STRIDER
That's right, English, nobody tops you at ironically flexing all kinds of bicep
and tricep, especially when John's hot mom and Jade are watching. Wait, you're
not supposed to think about that. Is TZ watching? Crap, don't think about that
either. Is YOUR hot mom watching? Theeeere we go. That did it. All the heat and
strange thoughts gone now, replaced by a general sense of squick.
That is, until goddammit she's touching you again. "Oh I think Dave might have
you beat this time, Jake," Feferi chirps as she rubs your upper arm. Excuse me
princess, but what the glorious fuck do you think you keep doing? You can't
believe you ever thought you might have gotten paired with the innocent one.
Flex ironically some more, clear your head, there you go. You should get into
an ironic bro-flexing contest with John and Karkat, that sounds hey what do you
think of that local sports crew and their chosen activity involving a group
sport? There we go. Sports. All of the sports is what you are definitely going
to think about now, not lacy fuchsia panties and soft cool troll princess hands
and manly chests and GODDAMMIT STRIDER get a hold of yourself.
You curse at how easily Vriska was able to con you into this game, and you
haven't even gotten the payoff she dangled in front of you. Jade's actually
been doing really well this game. Not that that matters, obviously. At least
you've still got your pants for modesty thanks to Feferi being totally insane,
not like John, who seems to be having himself a hella embarrassing time next to
his surprisingly hot partner, who looks like she'd rather have a hand anywhere
else than next to John's junk. What's that like? If you could be her...
> BE KANAYA MARYAM
This has gone beyond any sensible definition of "too far." How the hell did
this game escalate so quickly? You're still not sure why you agreed to sit in
for a game like the one Roxy described to you, giggling all the way. If
anything, you were likely hoping to keep the peace between any potential
blackrom partners. It definitely had nothing to do with the tantalizing
prospect of seeing certain female friends in a state of undress...
...get ahold of yourself, Kanaya, you're better than this! Loo where your
curiosity has gotten you - fingers dangerously close to a naked human boy
thing. You have never seen a bone bulge before and have never had the desire,
knowing from various educational materials and a brief conversation with
Gamzee, the only male who would discuss it with you without getting
embarrassed, that it's a sort of squishy tentacle with a mind of its own. This
one seems much longer than your readings suggested, but then again it IS an
alien member, so what do you know.
At least your partner doesn't seem to be one for taking advantage. Although his
human boy thing has consistently tried to get frisky with your hand, John
Egbert himself has been nothing if not awkwardly accommodating, beyond what
anyone could ask. And honestly, it wasn't his fault that it woke so forcefully
when Rose's skirt came off. You felt more than a bit of a stirring yourself,
seeing that, and you're fully in control of all parts of your own anatomy.
You've been sneaking glances at Roxy, Feferi and Aradia, against your better
judgment. All of them are much more well-endowed than you, and you're... simply
curious as to how the measurements work out. For clothing reasons, obviously.
Vriska's tall and lean physique you're more familiar with, as she has always
preferred jeans; you rather enjoy her flustered state, though you don't want to
admit that. You have to be careful what you start thinking, lest your fingers
subconsciously make John's current state worse for the both of you. The human
boy thing is very warm and you think you've slipped a bit further under his
boxers than you had any intention of doing. Blast Feferi for coming up with
such a devious dare! You fire a glance at Karkat, wondering how well he's
handling this activity. He must think it's incredibly stupid.
***** BE SOMEONE ELSE (3) *****
Chapter Summary
     Karkat, Terezi, John and Feferi are also thinking about the game.
> BE KARKAT VANTAS
This human activity you have been inveigled into thanks to the machinations of
two devious females is incredibly stupid. Here you are, sitting shirtless and
being stared at and laughed at by several females and Strider too. It's
humiliating. You curse Terezi and Roxy for tricking you into this mess.
Privately you're wondering why Kanaya didn't know better; if only she'd agreed
to sit this out, you could have been clear of participating so as not to cause
an odd number. Dammit Maryam, what gives?
Of course, you're too embarrassed to admit exactly HOW Terezi and Roxy managed
to twist your arm in the first place. Worse, you've ended up with a partner
with both the desire and the unwitting capacity to tease you mercilessly. Jade
Harley is making you blush far too often for your liking and she hasn't even
lost a major article of clothing yet! You wince in frustration and curse Past
Karkat for letting that "yet" into your thought processes, just like you cursed
Even More Past Karkat for watching when Strider lost his shirt. Serket you just
ignored; you can see her discomfort and as far as you're concerned she can go
spin on a chainsaw, this is all her fault anyway. Her and Roxanne. Probably
scheming to catch their flushed crushes in an indecent state and make a move
but not brave enough to do it without the cover of a crowd of victims. Good
fucking job, ladies, look where that got you. You hope they're totally
unsatisfied with their prankster's gambit.
You shiver a bit as you see a pair of red glasses turn your way. Your topless
state is of course wasted on Terezi, who can't see you, but you know she can
probably smell more of your mutant blood near the surface or some hoofbeast
crap like that. She could always get more detail by licking... NO. FUCK YOU,
Immediately Past Karkat. Don't even go there. You've spent too much time being
you, be someone else now.
> BE TEREZI PYROPE
You chuckle to yourself as you smell the manly odors of all kinds of Strider
and Vantas chests. Oh yes, this plan has worked incredibly well so far. You're
glad you maneuvered Vriska and Lalonde into it. You wonder if they've even
figured it out yet. You're still kind of surprised at just how many others they
managed to drag into your trap; Vriska may be overly predictable, but nobody
could accuse her of being less than thorough, you suppose.
Your partner is an interesting guy, able to match you for boastfulness with
ease and then some. Unlike you and Strider, he does it with zero irony and zero
competitiveness - it's just a refreshing sort of matter-of-fact thing for him.
There are others you've become glad are in the game - Megido's undergarments
are a fantastic-smelling shade of red, like raspberries and wine, Egbert's
undergarments are giving off a heady aroma, and then there's Feferi. You did
not see any of her trickery coming, but goddamn has she ever delivered.
But then, what's poker without a wild card?
You just hope that nobody pulls the plug, and if you know anything about human
behavior from trolling John, he's a risk factor, especially with how hot and
bothered he's gotten with Kanaya's hand in his undies. What would it be like to
be John Egbert right now?
> BE JOHN EGBERT
Okay, so, uh... there's a really pretty alien girl in her underwear sitting
next to you, and you're also in your underwear, and she's got her long, slender
fingers under the waistband, and you can feel her fingernails close to... you
know. So that's a thing. No amount of shifting is going to fix this; right now,
you guess, you can really only make it worse.
Not that anyone else is helping. The troll girl with the big horns also has
big, you know, and she's really flirty. Dave's partner with all the hair is
giving him a lot of trouble too, you expect - she's short and curvy and really
cute, kind of reminds you of another friend of yours. Of course, she also gave
you and your partner a ton of trouble. Rose's mom is really indecent right now
and she's not embarrassed at all, you don't think, which means you're getting
an eyefull all the time. And Vriska's a lot cuter when she's flustered, and now
she's not wearing much either. This game sure is trouble!
And then of course there's Rose. That was all your fault, when that happened.
You shouldn't have been looking, let alone staring, let alone OGLING, when
Aradia pulled her skirt down. But of course you were, and so, you know, that
happened, which caused Kanaya to jump, so now her hand's in your shorts.
Yeah, the logical progression of events is there, but it's still weirding you
out and you're not sure what to make of it. You're a little worried that Kanaya
might touch more than she wants to and cause an embarrassing reaction - or is
that hope? Maybe you shouldn't dwell on that, or on anyone named Lalonde...
although you have to admit you're secretly hoping Rose might get a dare that
involves you somehow.
Fuck, why can't you just be anyone else? Is there anyone else to be?
> BE FEFERI PEIXES
You can't remember the last time you had this much fun! While you do miss
Sollux (but not Eridan, that douche), you're determined not to let fond
memories ruin your present. And oh what a present the girls inadvertently gave
you! Dave Strider is so very easy to tease, and he's yours until someone else
takes over. At which point... well, if the success of your devious dare for
John Egbert and Kanaya is any indication, you're not going to run out of people
to tease any time soon.
It's liberating, in a way, feeling open like never before, a breath of fresh
air (ironically) now that your onetime moirail is out of the picture. You never
even used to look at girls, worried that Eridan would already be yapping up
that particular ligneous extrusion and that it would be one more thing for him
to try and steer towards a concupiscent relationship for himself, just like
when he tried to break up your matespritship by getting you to auspitice.
Selfish prick.
Now, though... Rose Lalonde, just a hair shorter than you, looks adorable.
Aradia you never realized was anywhere near that curvy. You smirk to yourself -
Sollux had a type. And of course, all of the topless males have revealed
surprisingly fit torsos. You can see why Nepeta and Terezi both have a thing
for Karkat. Physically, at least. He's still a cranky douche.
Oh yes, you're going to enjoy watching how this all plays out. And seeing how
far you yourself will decide to go. That last thought excites you most of all!
It's a shame you weren't the instigator of something like this earlier...
> BE THE INSTIGATOR
***** The De-Sockening (Hand 20-22) *****
Chapter Summary
     The final sock leaves the circle as more dares are drawn.
You are ROXY LALONDE once again, intrepid planifier of many schemes! This one
seems to be getting a bit out of your control, of course... but isn't that the
exciting part?
Feferi calls the game back to attention with "ten of glubs!" and Jake deals the
next hand. You're not the only one, you're certain, who has realized that from
now on there's going to be a lot more chaos...
Rose swaps one card, turning over play to you and Vriska, who have a pair of
fours. Vriska doesn't seem to want to risk showing any more than she already
is, so you play the hand, swapping one card and getting back a meaningless ace.
Jade trades two, Nepeta does likewise, and Dave follows suit. John swaps a
single card, leaving your dealers to finish it up. Terezi licks the cards and
swaps just one, seeming mildly unsatisfied with what she gets back.
"Hoo hoo, I think we've bested you all this time," Jake declares as the hands
come down.
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Kings
You and Vriska have: Pair of fours
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
Nepeta and Jane have: Two pair, Jacks and tens
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of threes
Kanaya and John have: Pair of sixes
Terezi and Jake have: Two pair, Queens and nines
"Oh no!" you slur teasingly, "where's the ten?"
Jake turns over the remaining cards of the deck. Sure enough, it's the last
one. Hee hee hee, you and Vriska are immune! Jane liberates Nepeta's remaining
sock and tosses it over her shoulder, while Jake loses his (leaving Terezi as
the last one with a sock) on account of it being his shuffle. Even the boy's
feet are handsome, goddamn. Of course, this means that there's one team left
without immunity or any more minor articles to surrender...
Jade flutters her eyelashes at Karkat. "Do you want to volunteer?" She gets a
glare in response. "Of course, Harley, that's what I'd like, to surrender my
pants to the vagaries of the English kid's poor card-handling skills and sit
here like an idiot in my modesty flap. Egbert is my fucking role model, you
know. Of course I don't want to volunteer." She gives him a coy look. "So you
want to undress me, then? Alright..." she singsongs as Karkat turns a furious
red, eyes widening. He's been had, but good. Terezi cackles at him.
Karkat gently, almost gingerly takes hold of Jade's shirt hem as she lifts her
arms over her head and smiles. Up it comes, revealing her long torso with a
hint of baby fat around the belly, tanned from a lot of time outside, and then
a hint of tanlines as her green and blue striped bra comes into view. Jade's
less buxom than Feferi, but she's got rounder boobs than Kanaya. They look
really squeezable. Goddamn Jake's genes do hella work. As the shirt clears her
head, Karkat furiously averts his eyes, while your ecto-son is clearly trying
not to gape as he pretends anything else has his attention. Jade's tall, narrow
build is at odds with the slight bit of roundness near her waist and the plush
bust she's developed.
You look to see who lost... ahhh crap. You don't want to watch this. At least
you're not supposed to want to, or however that works. Stupid paradox genetic
bullshit. Feferi and Terezi are grinning widely and Karkat is now looking
straight up at the ceiling as Dave stands up to give the troll princess access
to his trousers. She stands as well, putting her hands at his waist and looking
up at him. You're pretty sure you shouldn't watch this. "Aradia gave me a fun
idea!" she tells Dave. Definitely sure. Definitely sure you shouldn't theeeere
she goes, slowly, tugging off his pants and Dave looks incredibly startled so
she probably just blew on his belly as well. As she goes eye-level, you hear a
weird click sound and a "HEY!" from Dave, who has goosebumps. Feferi gets his
pants all the way down and Dave sits hurriedly. You definitely saw a shape in
those red boxers, though. Some of the girls cheer and catcall. Jade looks super
jealous right now.
"Three of diamonds," Terezi sings out as the deck changes hands. Aradia bends
forward to gather the cards, letting the rest of the circle get a great look at
the valley between her boobs. Your perspective, meanwhile, affords you a great
view of her curves all the way back. Hot damn, girl.
You and Vriska have a pair of Kings, which should be enough. Karkat trades one
card, but he's not looking particularly cranky to begin with. Nepeta and Jane
also swap just one. Feferi tosses two and leans in to show Dave, who shifts
uncomfortably. But of course we're not looking at our ecto-son, riiiight? John
looks worried as he throws four cards and relieved as he sees the new ones.
Jake tosses three, followed by Aradia grabbing the cards from Rose and trading
four, though apparently without success. Try harder next time, girls.
Wordlessly, Rose arches an eyebrow to her buxom partner, then shows their hand,
prompting everyone to do likewise.
You and Vriska have: Pair of Kings
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, eights and sevens
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of aces
Feferi and Dave have: Two pair, Queens and eights
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, tens and fives
Terezi and Jake have: Ace high
Aradia and Rose have: Jack high
"I tossed it," Aradia interjects before anyone can ask. "What? It's meaningless
to us now," she leers around the circle, "but not to some..."
"We still lost," Rose points out. "Very badly. And might not have, had you let
me handle it."
"Oh well," Vriska says, brightening up. "That's why we have this dare jar!" You
pass it over. Rose sighs and reaches in first. She scans it, eyebrows raising.
"This is odd. It says I should take a piece of discarded clothing other than my
own and put it on," she reads. "Hoofbeastmanure!" Vriska fumes. Rose passes it
over. Sure enough, that's what it says.
John rubs the back of his neck and looks at the ceiling. "I, uh, was sort of
halfway between a prank and, like, just cause," he pauses, glancing at his
partner, "you know, cause you seem uncomfortable and I was hoping it might
help?" Kanaya fixes him with an unreadable look. Rose stands and walks to the
clothing pile. She comes back wearing an oversized (on her) blue shirt,
restoring some of her modesty. "Given your attempted combination plate of
japery and chivalry, John, I feel it is only fair that I thieve your discarded
garment accordingly."
Vriska rolls her eyes, but you're not complaining. Next up is Aradia. She pulls
out a slip and reads it: "Pounce the player on your left and make them purr!"
She glances over at Nepeta, who grins widely. "AC is happy her dare got
pulled!" Aradia looks at the player to her left: Vriska. Her face is unreadable
for a moment, not unlike Kanaya's, but you imagine just for a moment that you
see spades in her eyes. Before Vriska can finish a "What the hell is that
supposed to mean?", Aradia tackles her to the ground, just barely taller and
much heavier than your partner troll.
It starts with a forceful kiss, the curvier troll pinning her counterpart's
wrists to the ground as she closes her eyes and leans into it. Vriska's eyes
are wide as one of Aradian's hands snakes behind her and then comes up between
her legs, a finger pressed right into the center of those cerulean panties.
Aradia breaks the kiss to lean over and exhale into Vriska's ear, then runs her
flat teeth down the side of Vriska's neck until she reaches the top of the
skinny troll girl's bra. You can't make out what happens next through the thick
hair, but Vriska is sweating and her glasses are fogging rapidly. She starts
breathing more shallowly, and you see Aradia release her other wrist, head
rising to kiss your partner once more. She breaks the kiss just as her finger
slips under the side of Vriska's blue silk panties and her other hand strokes
lightly up Vriska's spine, eliciting a shuddering sigh and "ohh" from her
victim.
Abruptly Aradia sits back up, straightening up her hair and moving back beside
Rose. Vriska pops up, sweaty and disheveled. "Why'd you stoooooooop?" she
whines. "You purred," Aradia grins.
So... you're feeling a bit hot and sweaty yourself after that steamy display.
You're not alone, either; most everyone you can see appears to be squirming or
at least really surprised. Terezi lets Jake remove her last sock (no more socks
left in the game, now!) and Nepeta... removes her coat. Aw darn, you were
hoping for a bit more excitement there. The cat-loving troll looks much smaller
without the huge overcoat.
Oh right, it's your deal, isn't it? Vriska's certainly in no state to help,
still breathing heavily as she tries to cool down with some punch. Oh honey,
that's not going to help at all, you should know that.
"Queen of glubs!" Feferi calls, grinning. Of course. Karkat looks alarmed at
their hand, but Jade swaps two cards without his input, leading to the usual
grumbling. Nepeta and Jane trade four, Dave tosses one, John two, and Jake
likewise. Aradia throws one card, which brings it around to you. K Q 10 9 5,
eh? Okay... can you get a straight? No. No you cannot. Dare jar, here you
come...
"Show your cardsh!" you shout. Wow you're louder than you thought. This is some
good punch.
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of eights, and the penalty card!
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens
Feferi and Dave have: Two pair, Jacks and tens
Kanaya and John havee: Pair of sevens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of twos
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of sixes
You and Vriska have: King high
"I told you we should have thrown that fucking penalty card," Karkat complains
to Jade, "but no, clever human female schemes are so much better." "Is that
your way of saying you want to take off my skirt, Karkat?" Jade teases, causing
a blush and an ocean of furious denials. "Well if that's the case..." and she
abruptly yanks off his pants, nearly taking his grey underwear with them,
drawing an irate squawk from the troll. WHO IS WEARING BRIEFS! There's a round
of titters from the girls as Dave pipes up "Excellent choice of banana hammock,
trollbro. Fashion statement of the year right there." Mind you, that's one hell
of a lump in the front of it. Karkat sits, fuming and trying to cover his
undies with his hands and refusing to look at Jade at all. A jibe from Terezi
makes him twitch: "Those aren't the right color, Karkles. I don't think you
should be wearing them." And another round of laughs.
But all eyes drift to you and Vriska, who owe dares. Vriska nudges you to go
first. Why not? You reach in and pull out a slip.
***** Strife Specibus: Johnkind (Hand 23-24) *****
Chapter Summary
     A nosebleed occurs and a dare causes STRIFE.
"Do your sexiest poses for 30 seconds. No covering anything! Who put this in?"
you're curious, but nobody acknowledges it. You see Jane blushing furiously,
though. Oh Janey, you sly devil you, were you hoping to get Jake with this? Oh
well. You decide to put on a good show for the group, arching your back,
squeezing your boobs together and bending over for a classic butt shot. Your
every move is greeted by a chorus of catcalls from the troll girls and Jade,
though the boys are being conspicuously silent. Come on guys, clap for the
butt. It's a nice butt!
"Time!" calls Dave a little too loudly. Oh right, he wouldn't have wanted to
see that. Too bad for him! You pass the dare jar over to Vriska, who reaches in
like it's full of snakes. She blinks as she looks at it.
"Keep this card. If you have to undress, the winners of the hand do it for you
instead of your partner. What is this hoofbeastmanure?" Kanaya shrugs. "It
seemed to be in keeping with the spirit of the game, and I could not think of a
more direct challenge that rose to the occasion." You frown a bit; it's really
more of a penalty for you, isn't it? Ah well.
"At least I got the safe one," Vriska gloats as the cards pass to the next
dealer, Jade. "There's some worse stuff in there. I guarantee it!"
Jade distributes cards for the next hand. You're surprised how uneven the game
has been - five of you are at risk of nudity, while four people still haven't
lost a major article yet! Dave calls "Ace of diamonds" before Feferi pokes him
irritably. "Fine, clubs." Poke. "Fiiiine, 'glubs'," he sighs as Feferi beams.
Jane looks very happy with her hand, that's new. She and Nepeta trade just one
card. Feferi and Dave trade two and look similarly pleased. John swaps two,
Terezi swaps three, Aradia one. You and Vriska have a pair of nines, but Vriska
throws two cards to try and pair your Jack. You know she's hoping to win a
hand... hm, no Jack, but a pair of threes should help! Karkat swaps one card,
then lays down two pair. "Not this time," he taunts nobody in particular.
Nepeta and Jane have: Set of aces, and the penalty card!
Feferi and Dave have: Set of Kings
Kanaya and John have: Pair of fives
Terezi and Jake have: Ace high
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, Queens and fives
You and Vriska have: Two pair, nines and threes
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, tens and sixes
Wow, that was a surprisingly solid round for a lot of teams. Of course, Kanaya
and John couldn't get the luck they needed to end their dare, and Terezi and
Jake still managed to miss making a pair, so...
Jake clears his throat. "Well then, that's us in a bit of a pickle, isn't it?
Er... how should we get ourselves out of this scrape?" He turns to Terezi, who
shrugs. "One each, only fair." She raises her hands over her head, indicating
to Jake that he should help her out. Jake gets behind her, blushing as he
gingerly lifts her shirt up, revealing a smooth tummy, small waist and a teal
bra with modest cups, which provokes a stray thought that it might be the
equivalent of "nude" color among troll. Terezi's boobs are around the size of
Kanaya's and just slightly bigger than Vriska's, you think - but then again,
you don't know what sort of padding might be hiding in any of these garments.
Only one way to find that out!
Jake carefully eases the neck of the shirt around Terezi's glasses, leaving her
bare and shivering slightly. She's actually rather slender across the
shoulders, smaller than you expected from the wiry blind troll. She turns to
Jake and feels around on his chest for the hem of his shirt, flustering him
immediately. A flash of teeth suggests she's nowhere near as incapable as she's
pretending but rather is getting a few good squeezes in while she can. Jake
helps her find the hem quickly, and she removes it by rubbing upward on his
chest with her hands to lift it with her wrists, to her partner's deep
embarrassment. Shoulda worn your vest today, Jake, this one's all on yoWZA. As
Terezi moves away, you can see... well. That's what a couple of years
difference in age gets you. Where the other boys are lean or fit, Jake is...
well, he's RIPPED. Not to mention TAN, unlike pale John, albino Dave and troll-
color Karkat. A dusting of chest-hair enhances his rugged look and wow you're
squirming. You're not the only one. Jane - wait, where's Janey? You look over
at Nepeta, who mouths "nosebleed." Seriously? Hot damn girl, you need to knock
it off with the repressed prude thing, it's not healthy. Jade is looking
extremely embarrassed and burying her head in her arms, while Rose's eyebrows
are raised and Vriska, Feferi and Aradia's eyes are wide. Good lord that is one
fine-looking man.
As Jake sits back down, Jane returns with her problem solved - oh right,
healing powers - and a cup of punch, which she starts drinking deeply to calm
herself. You have this feeling in the fuzzy side of your brain that that's not
a solution, but why...? Something about Aradia, and a bottle... oh well. "You
going to use that penalty card, Leijon?" Vriska prods. Nepeta's eyes shine as
she remembers - it's been so long - that as the winners, they get to assign the
penalty to someone else. "I pick Karkitty!" she squeals. Of course she does.
Then again, looking at Jane's flushed face with Jake merely shirtless, you feel
like it's better that Nepeta got to choose.
"The rules say you pick a team," Karkat shoots back. "So Harley should, uh..."
he flushes red and looks away. Jade gives him a teasing look. "Harley should
what, Karkat? What should Harley do, huh? Should Harley... let you help her get
this skirt off?" Karkat has once again been cornered by his own ire and
embarrassment. It's adorable and predictable. He nods, looking frozen as Jade
stands up in front of him. She's rather tall, but Karkat is able to reach up
and take the hem of her skirt, shimmying it down to reveal bright green, low-
cut panties. Cotton, you think. Jade's legs are long and she's developing some
nice curves; she's also slightly tanned, though not as much as Jake, and
freckly. You blush a bit. You like freckles.
Nepeta and Jane are the only ones without any skin in the game, but you can't
imagine Jane will want to quit now. She's still looking a bit out of
commission, so Nepeta jumps around to collect all the cards. From the way she
"accidentally" brushes against Karkat, you suspect she's enjoying herself
tremendously. As she deals, she sings out "Jack of hearts, like AC!" earning a
"You're a Rogue, not a Jack" from Kanaya, who gets a shrug back.
Dave doesn't bother exchanging any cards. John takes three, Terezi takes two
(and seems to be very happy with whatever she's licking), and Rose stands with
what they've got. You and Vriska...
Well son of a bitch, you've got the Jack of Hearts.
A devious thought comes to mind: if you hold onto it, you're in trouble,
buuut... you lean over and whisper to Vriska, who gets an almost identical
(with a few more fangs) look on her face. You toss three cards, ending up with
a solid two pair. Time to turn up the heat on everyone else. Karkat swaps three
cards, and Nepeta loses two.
"Huh?" Jane burbles as Nepeta prods her. "Oh... yes, let's see how everybody
did."
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of nines
Kanaya and John have: Pair of eights
Terezi and Jake have: Fives full of Kings
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of aces
You and Vriska have: Two pair, aces and threes
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Queens
Nepeta and Jane have: Set of threes
Wow, that was a strong hand. Rose begins "Where's the - " "WE TOSSED IT,
BITCHES!" exults Vriska. "And we're immune! So how do you like THAT?"
But Kanaya and John aren't paying attention. They're looking at the hands.
"How... how did we lose with a middle pair?" gasps Kanaya. John's eyes are
wide. "I guess, uh, we need a dare then?" Kanaya sighs. Aradia pulls John's
shirt of Rose and throws it back in the clothing pile, while Nepeta and Jane
look at each other uncertainly. "How do we decide this?" Jane fusses nervously.
You shoot her a sly look. "You could alwaysh ashk the winnersh..." Jane and
Jake both blush deeply, but Terezi saves them. "That's right, and I pick
Nepeta. The coat was a cheat, Leijon, you started with more than everyone else.
Toss something in!"
Nepeta sighs. "AC can't argue with that," she mumbles, lifting her arms. Jane
hesitates before pulling on the sleeves, an awkward way to get a shirt off that
ends with it catching a bit on Nepeta's fingernails. Those things are like
claws. Nepeta's not got an ouce of fat on her, skinny and well-toned with small
breasts in a bright white bra with olive polka dots and a cat button in the
middle. You size her up - she's just barely more developed than Rose, but her
boobs suit her small frame and ballerina-like figure. A stray thought bats
itself around in your booze-addled brain like a ball of yarn: she might be fun
to play around with. Shush brain. Worst friend.
Of course, leaving it up to the winners doesn't help those selfsame winners,
who choose rock-paper-scissors to resolve it. Jake loses, and Terezi cackles
wildly as he stands and she sits up on her knees so she can reach. There goes
Jane's blush again; you're surprised she hasn't fainted from it already. Terezi
frowns a bit as she pulls down the zipper of his shorts. "What's going on with
the colors in there?" she asks quizzically. As the pants come down, you can see
why - Jake is wearing camouflage-patterned undies.
"So like, when you walk half-naked through the jungle, are you trying to look
like The Amazing Junkless Man?" Dave cracks, which breaks the tension as Jake
plunks down, seemingly oblivious to his state of undress. The tan goes all the
way down, it seems, and you aren't seeing much of a bulge in those shorts.
Probably better for poor Janey, she's not ready for that yet. Jake takes the
jibe in good humor: "You never know when you'll need an extra scrap of camo
fabric, younger Strider!" Now you're blushing too, imagining a situation in
which that "extra scrap" might be called into service... oh boy. You pass
Kanaya the dare jar, which she reaches into with her right hand. Her eyes widen
as she reads it and pales slightly.
"Er... I'm not certain who the 'Big Man' is supposed to be?" she asks. "What
does it say?" Vriska pushes. Kanaya clears her throat. "Challenge the 'Big Man'
to a wrestling match. The first one to pin the other gets to give them a new
dare." Jake pipes up "Means the winner of the hand!" spelling out in no
uncertain terms who submitted it. And of course Kanaya has one hand tied up,
for all practical purposes. Jake sizes up the situation, then turns to Terezi.
"Doesn't seem sporting for me to go, I've got more than a big of an edge here.
But then..." But Terezi is already standing up, grinning. Kanaya and John stand
as well. "May I at least remove my hand from his - " "NO!" shouts a chorus of
Feferi and Vriska. Might have been some Lalonde voices in there too, you
couldn't possibly comment. Kanaya sighs and leads John by the unmentionables
into the center of the circle, as everyong shuffles back to give her room.
Terezi looks ready to pounce, but as she rushes in, Kanaya blocks her by
interposing John in her path, then kicks her foot out from underneath her and
"OW!" John shouts, jumping up. Did she just pinch him? Kanaya grabs the
airborne John by the arm and flips him so he covers Terezi, who quickly flips
above him, nearly dislodging Kanaya's hand, and goes for Kanaya's arms. How
does she know?
The circle is openly cheering now; this isn't even a sexy battle, just a
skilled one amplified by John's unwitting and cartoonish presence. In a few
short seconds he becomes a human tripwire, a vaulting horse, an ACTUAL horse
and, if your slightly inebriated eyes do not mistake you, an improvised
bludgeoning weapon. Even with her disadvantage, Kanaya is fast, and as she
tightens her grip on John and slams him into place over an escaping Terezi,
it's clear that even with the counter-kick that the shorter troll readied to
disable Kanaya, the game is over. Kanaya sits down on top of John, thoroughly
pinning Terezi as they all breathe heavily. The circle claps.
"Um, Kanaya, you may want to stop grabbing my..." says a wide-eyed and blushing
John. Kanaya turns bright green as her hand hurriedly snakes itself away from
the large and prominent bulge in John's boxers. They sit back down, not looking
at each other, and the dare jar goes around the circle to Terezi, who adjusts
her straps where they slipped down.
***** Vriska's Lapdance (Hand 25-26) *****
Chapter Summary
     Vriska gets what's coming to her and an unlikely pair gets a bit
     frisky.
"Alright, what do I get..." she pulls out a piece of paper and licks across it,
avoiding the edges (wow that would suck). "Stick a piece of ice down your OH
GOGDAMMIT KARKAT," she fumes as he sticks out his tongue, "I KNOW THIS WAS YOU.
Jegus this is going to suck. Jade, can you...?" Jade waves, and a piece of ice
appears. Terezi sighs, unzips the front of her pants and pulls aside a peek of
black-and-red lacy panties to slip the ice inside. "HOW IS ANYTHING SO COLD??"
she screeches as the ice starts to do its work. Terezi's squirming isn't going
to abate anytime soon.
"I was hoping to get Strider with that since he's Mr. Coolkid," Karkat admits
as the cards are gathered up. "Sorry crabman," Dave snarks as he deals out the
cards. "You have to get up earlier in the day to throw off THIS guy. Three
beats ahead, bro, three beats ahead. Hey TZ, what's the penalty card?"
"S-six o-of s-s-s-spad-d-des," she shudders.
John tosses three cards, but looks extremely worried with what he gets back.
Kanaya facepalms with her free hand. Jake keeps his whole hand. Aradia and Rose
trade two, and now... oh hey, two pair! You toss the spare, but no luck filling
up, sadly. Karkat and Jade toss one, Nepeta and Jane toss two, and Feferi and
Dave do likewise.
John sighs and turns over their hand, everyone else following suit:
Kanaya and John have: Queen high
Terezi and Jake have: Set of fives
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of threes
You and Vriska have: Two pair, aces and twos
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of tens
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of fours
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Kings, and the penalty card!
"Oh wow," John moans. "We owe two now." Kanaya sighs. "Very well John, if you
could help me with this?" she touches the strap of her bra. This is it, the
start of the third act, and you're catching surreptitious looks everywhere as
John reaches behind his partner with both hands, then gets a funny look on his
face.
"Wait, uh, how do you... what the heck? It's... how is this even... hold on..."
Rose and Jade start giggling as Terezi and Vriska cackle and Feferi clicks her
tongue in amusement. Jane seems politely embarrassed for her ecto-thing. Kanaya
sighs and seems to almost smile. "Take the two sides and push together," she
tells him. "You're trying to unhook it." After another couple of minutes he
finally gets it, and Kanaya unfastens the strap adjuster so that it can come
off without her removing her hand from John's boxers. John's eyes widen as the
garment slips away, revealing soft and pert young boobs tipped with round jade
nipples. Definitely squeezable, you think to yourself. John hurriedly looks
away, but the bulge in his boxers twitches.
Vriska is eyeing that very bulge. "You still owe another one. Come on Egbert,
time to lose the shorts!" But Kanaya shakes her head. "I still have my modesty
flap, we get another dare." She reaches into the jar. When she reads it, she
blanches, facepalms and passes it to John. "WHAT?" he shouts. "Oh come on..."
"What does it say?" Vriska asks eagerly. John sighs. "Make out with your
partner." Aradia's head pops up. "Oh hey, that one was mine!" Kanaya is looking
irritated and apprehensive, John's looking shy and awkward (but then, when is
that not the case?) and Rose... wow, daughtermom is an absolute mask of
unreadability. You're not sure she's entirely clear on what she's feeling right
now, either. Kanaya is still covering herself with her right arm, her left hand
still slipped under John's waistband. What's a bit surprising is that Karkat
looks... is that some kind of sympathy look, or is he constipated? It's weird
is what it is. John leans in close to Kanaya and whispers to her. Her eyes go
wide, but then she smiles softly and gives a small nod.
"Okay, well, here we go then," John says, grabbing Kanaya in his arms, tipping
her low and giving her a hella smooch. Her eyes pop wide and then sloooowly
drift closed as she gets a full dose of Egbert, her arm slipping away from
covering her so that you can see her ladybits start to perk up. You hear Karkat
explaining to nobody in particular that John's displaying the proper technique
from whatever stupid troll romance flick and wheeeere is Kanaya's left hand
now? Her right arm goes up behind John as she begins to lean upward, pushing
his head toward her, and starts to take over the kiss, her silky jade-covered
bottom sliding across John's lap as they press together.
Finally, the kiss breaks, leaving them looking breathless and John looking
distinctly shocked, a smear of makeup across his lips. Kanaya rolls off of him,
but leans on his shoulder for support. You note that her hand is further under
his boxers now, but on the hip portion only, and she seems... more relaxed,
somehow. John's eyes flick to Rose and then back to nothing in particular, Jane
is pretending she didn't see anything, Jade looks grossed out and Dave gives a
curt nod. "Solid technique, folks!" Jake offers obliviously as Kanaya covers
herself again. Daughtermom has a hand covering her panties and is maintaining
the zero-expression face. She takes another drink of this awesome punch.
Feferi looks over at Dave. "I think we owe a dare as well. Rock-paper-
scissors?" "If you think you've got the skills, fish princess, but I've gotta
warn you, Strider-style roshambo has never aaaaaaand it just failed me. Well
damn." He takes the dare jar. "Wait, what? Suck on and play with someone's
ears, winner decides who? Who wrote this?" Jade blushes and looks away, and
Dave does as well. "Jake, TZ, uh, this one is up to you..." Terezi isn't
grinning now, and Jake just looks confused. Rose leans over and whispers to
them both. Terezi hisses something back but Jake asks loudly, "Jade?" causing
the girl so named to blush furiously and shout "GRANDPA!!"
Dave hesitates before walking over and sitting next to Jade. Terezi looks a bit
sad, and Karkat's face is a mess of confusion. You can hear him ask softly,
"That was yours, right Harley?" and you see a nod before you look away. Your
ecto-son doing things to someone's ears is none of your business. You hear Jade
squeak, then a long series of sighs that get louder in volume. After a minute
or so, Jade calls "T-time" and Dave goes to sit back down. She looks extremely
flushed and her dog ears are twitching. The trolls all seem to be a bit stunned
as well.
"How about we move on?" John says a bit quickly, taking the cards. "Nine of
diamonds," Terezi tells him.
Jake swaps two cards, Aradia one, and... aha! Pair of nines, with an ace.
Remembering what happened not so long ago to another team, you discard two to
get a better hand and find a third nine. Nice! Vriska flashes a fangy smile -
you've got the penalty card; if you can win with a set... oh that could be fun.
Karkat swaps three, Nepeta and Jane trade two, Feferi and Dave do likewise, and
then it's back to your dealers, the most put-upon pair in the game thus far.
John and Kanaya lean together to look at their hand, then Kanaya sighs and
throws away four cards. They brighten a bit as the last one comes into view.
Terezi and Jake have: Two pair, Kings and sevens
Aradia and Rose have: Set of sixes
You and Vriska have: Set of nines, and the penalty card!
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of eights
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Jacks
Kanaya and John have: Pair of tens
"GOGDAMMIT," Karkat shouts, "SERKET, YOU'VE CURSED THE EIGHTS SOMEHOW." She
grins and points to the penalty card. "Careful Karkat," she says sweetly, "I
could always do you for two." You pull a strand of her hair to get her
attention. She's not making this decision on her own. "So what," he continues,
"we need a dare now?" You nod cheerfully as Feferi passes the dare jar around
the circle. One quick rock-paper-scissors later, Karkat reaches into the jar,
grumbling about how the fuck does paper beat rock and stupid human
entertainments. His eyes widen and he blinks twice on seeing the dare, then
glares at Dave. "THIS IS YOUR DOING, STRIDER, ISN'T IT?" "Madunno, I normally
sign all my work with 'property of Dave Strider.' So if it doesn't say that..."
Karkat glares at him.
Vriska smirks. "Tell us, Karkles, what did you get?" He shoots her a withering
glare, then over-enunciates each word: "Get all up in the winner's business
with a lap dance. Typical Strider." Vriska's smile falls away instantly. "Yeah.
That's what just happened. How are all your fire-irons now? Wait, which one of
you do I even...?" Vriska shoots you a look. You're tempted to just pull the
troll boy over to you, but you'd also love to see Vriska embarrassed again.
Rock-paper-scissors it is! One short round later, Karkat growls as he tells
Vriska to lower her gogdamn legs so that she has a gogdamn lap, then does
whatever he thinks is a lap dance.
And the room bursts out in laughter.
Now Karkat's embarrassed too, and Dave comes over to try and explain the art of
the stripper performance, which ends with Karkat throwing a shoe at him and
Vriska not sure where to look as Karkat's briefs-contained alien bulge starts
waving dangerously close to her face. It's when he turns and sits on her that
she gives up and bursts out in self-reproaching laughter. "Alright, fuck off
now," she fumes, shoving him away and curling up again. Karkat walks off with a
smirk, eyes shining like he somehow won some great moral victory. A chorus of
cheers and catcalls follows him, not least from you.
Now what to do with this penalty card?
***** Karkat Shuts His Mouth (Hand 27) *****
Chapter Summary
     A dramatic save, an unlikely outcome, and a deal gets struck.
Looking around, you think there's only one fair thing. Before Vriska can put
her schemes into action, you toss it to Nepeta and Jane. "Time to join the rest
of us Janey," you sing. Jane shoots a pleading look to Nepeta, who shakes her
head. "AC already had her tuuuuuurn," she purrs, pouncing on Jane and yanking
at her shirt. Jane closes her eyes tightly as her pleasantly round tummy comes
into view, a bit of late-bloomer baby fat sharing space with some cozy cake-
lover's love handles, and then well HOT DAMN GIRL WHERE YOU BEEN HIDING THOSE?
If there was any question as to which girl was most endowed up top, Jane has
just conclusively put it to rest - only fair, since she's older than Aradia and
has had more time to develop. You look down at your own boobs and feel a bit
small in comparison, and you've got some of the best here! Those things are
MOUNDS, big soft plushy ones by the look of it, even hidden in what appears to
be a slightly snug white and blue striped bra. Jane covers herself with her
arms, but it's clear that Jake got an eyeful before he averted his gaze, and
you heard a low whistle and a "daaaaayum" from your ecto-son.
You look at the four boys, giggling as you see their general state of
consternation. It looks like Dave at least has just given up and is ogling to
his heart's content; you imagine the shades help with that confidence. The
others, though... Karkat is hiding his awkward uncertainty and quick peeks
under his usual veneer of anger, while Jake and John are quickly running out of
places to look that aren't the ceiling. Poor boys, it's only going to get
worse.
"Eight of spades," Vriska tells Aradia as the girls gather up the cards. Rose
deals them out quickly.
You and Vriska have started with a pair of tens and an eight. Vriska grabs the
cards and tosses two, getting back an additional eight, but not the one she
wanted. Jade tosses two cards, Jane throws away two and then starts fretting in
whispers to Nepeta. Dave dramatically tosses four cards, and Feferi grins as he
shows her the results. Kanaya and John toss three cards and look stone-faced
when the new ones hit. Terezi and Jake don't look happy with their cards
either. Aradia and Rose take one.
"Very well, it's unlikely we've won this particular round..." Rose begins as
you all turn over your hands.
You and Vriska have: Two pair, tens and eights
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, Kings and tens
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high, King kicker, and the penalty card!
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Jacks
Kanaya and John have: Queen high
Terezi and Jake have: Ace high, Queen kicker
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high, King kicker
"You two just don't have any luck," Rose murmurs sympathetically as she's sees
John and Kanaya turn over their hand. The room goes quiet - they owe two, and
they've both used their dares, so...
...until John DRAMATICALLY WHIPS OFF HIS GLASSES and hands them to Kanaya.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Vriska wails as Kanaya breaks out into a huge smile. Rose is
smiling too, while Dave and Jake look impressed and the latter even gives a
"Bully!" of commendation. Of course both of them have glasses themselves.
"So now, uh, I can take a second dare!" John says, smiling in relief. As he
reads what he pulls from the jar, though, he goes pale.
"Come on," Vriska fumes impatiently, "tell us what it is!"
John looks over at Karkat and Jade and shakes his head. "Can I pick another
dare?" A chorus of "no" assails him. He sighs and passes it over to Kanaya, who
reads it with mild amusement. "Make out with both members of the winning team,
it says. Getting around quickly, aren't you?" she snarks. But Jade has blanched
now too and is covering her mouth with her hands. Karkat looks confused until
he checks the cards again, then he starts freaking out too. "Eww no, I don't
want Egbert anywhere near us ME anywhere near ME." Jade is just chanting a
muffled "No, no, no..."
You're feeling sad now. This one doesn't seem funny or sexy. Maybe it's time to
pull the plug. "We can shtop here, I gueshh," you slur, covering Vriska's mouth
when she tries to say something. Rose is already nodding, as is Dave. You're
all cut off, though, by a loud "WAIT!" from Jade,
"Wait," she says again. "We knew something like this could happen when we
agreed," she hesitates, "so it's not fair to back out now." Jane reaches over
and give her arm a squeeze. Karkat shakes his head. "I'm not letting Egbert
kiss me!" John walks over to him, grinning. "You're just afraid my technique is
better." THAT got him mad. "Yes, clearly my insecurity makes me a ripe fucking
target for your incredibly strategic reverse psychology," Karkat snipes. "Suit
yourself," John shrugs, "but I heard this troll kid say I had the moves right
and I didn't see you kissing anyone recently, so, uh..." "FINE, you want to see
real expertise?" Karkat stands, "I'll show YOU." And it's on, the two of them
irritably mashing face, almost wrestling as one tries to dip the other. And
there's the backflip as Karkat slips free of John's embrace and tries to tip
him instead. Trip! Down they go. Now people are cheering for one over the
other, while Nepeta, eyes wide, is covering her mouth with her hands and
blushing bright olive. They're on the floor now, each trying to pin the
other... annnnd now they're jsut hate-waggling their tongues at each other in
midair, as aggressively as possible. Vriska has found the whole thing immensely
amusing and calls "Time!" when it's clear that neither boy wants to be seen as
the loser. John and Karkat break their gladiatorial embrace and stare at each
other for a moment, huffing and puffing. Then suddely - "AGH!" "ECH! "EWW"
"BLEUGH" annnd they're split, spitting and gargling punch. Silly boys, you need
something alcoholic if you want a mouthwash effect. Wait...
Dave is ironically holding up a placard with a "10" on it, while Jake is
commenting on the odd spot of "lingual jousting" that has just ensued. Apart
from Nepeta, it doesn't seem like anyone was particularly titillated by the
sight of the two going at it. Karkat sits back down, grumbling about "show YOU
who knows more kissing techniques..." as Jade, looking less stressed now,
crawls over to John, giving you a great view of her green-colored backside and
long legs. She crawls up on his lap, causing his eyes to widen. "You s-sure?"
John asks. In response, Jade kisses him, pulling back with an "ow" and a shared
laugh - oh, they hit their teeth together, didn't they? - before trying again,
tilting her head a bit this time. Jade begins to shift, knees to either side of
John, as they sink to the floor, one of her hands on his chest and the other
holding his hand on her hip near the hem of her panties. Jade is lying atop
John, her hips moving slightly in contact with his boxers, and hands start
moving. You're not the only one tilting your head at the display. Dave's jaw is
agape, Karkat looks irate and envious in equal measure, and Rose...
Aw man, that's a heartbreaking look on daughtermom's face. Shouldn't she know
that this isn't really a thing? They're ecto-siblings, after all. Nonetheless,
as you see Nepeta staring boldly at Karkat's crotch, you start to think maybe
the level of out-of-hand at play here might be getting a bit high. Feferi has a
hand between her legs and one at her lips, Aradia is watching with great
interest and Terezi seems to be greatly enjoying whatever it is she smells from
them. You swipe the timer from a completely inattentive Vriska and, looking at
Rose again, shout "Time!"
They don't break it up immediately, so Kanaya taps Jade on the shoulder, then
gives a little tug. The makeout breaks apart, both of them covered in sweat and
quite disheveled. Kanaya reaches over to Jade's front and does something you
can't see as John sits up, looking highly embarrassed, and shifts to cover
himself. Jade stands and goes back over to Karkat, so red you can't see her
freckles. She's still breathing pretty raggedly there. Karkat pipes up to break
the tension.
"So we need some better rules for these stupid dares, cause Strider and English
have glasses, but I don't. I'm down to my modesty flap here. And the girls with
glasses shouldn't get an extra one, either." You're inclined to agree, but
Vriska, slurring slightly, is one step ahead of you. "Fine, fine," she drawls,
"the girls can't use glasses, and you get an exshtra dare, if you shuuuuuuuut
it with the complaining." Karkat opens his mouth, but a "hear hear" from Jade
and Terezi silences him. He glares but wisely keeps his mouth shut. There's
only one more piece of business...
***** Chocolate (Hand 28-29) *****
Chapter Summary
     Chocolate sauce and a bit of light bondage enter the fray as more
     dares are drawn.
Nepeta and Jane have a quick rock-paper-scissors, which the troll girl loses.
Nepeta stands and Jade helps her shimmy out of her baggy pants. She's actually
rather short, even shorter than Feferi, you think, but her legs are slim and
muscular, toned in a way you admire. She kicks them around in the air playfully
as the pants come clear. Her olive-green boy-short panties aren't particularly
titillating but you see a few eyes wander up those incredibly fit calves and
thighs before pretending nothing of the sort was happening. Unlike most, she
actually seems more comfortable now, but you suppose she's used to high
mobility and her baggy pants and coat are probably fairly encumbering. Vriska
gathers up the cards and looks at Karkat, who says "Jack of spades" without
further comment.
Jade tosses two cards, Nepeta and Jade trade three, and Feferi swaps two.
Kanaya takes the cards from John, looks at them, and discards one. Terezi licks
the cards thoughtfully, then whispers to Jake, who trades one card while
declaring "Go big or go home!" They grin as she tastes the new card. Aradia
trades two, but Rose looks frustrated when she sees them. As for you and
Vriska... Q J 5 5 4. Not great, but a start. You agree to toss the four, but
all you get is a four back. Alright then... "LET'SH SHEE THE CARDSH!" you
blurt.
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of nines
Nepeta and Jane have: Two pair, aces and tens
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of aces
Kanaya and John have: Pair of sevens
Terezi and Jake have: Flush in spades, and the penalty card!
Aradia and Rose have: Queen high
You and Vriska have: Pair of fives
Well that was closer than you might like. Of course, Aradia and Rose are in a
pickle now. "One each?" Aradia asks her partner, who nods. Rose whispers to
Aradia, and then stands. "Dave, you may wish to look away," she warns, turning
to face John. Aradia stands with her, putting her fingers under the straps of
the smaller girl's bra and slowly pulling them away from Rose's shoulders.
Daughtermom is blushing slightly but has her gaze locked on John, who it seems
can't look away. From Kanaya's wide-eyed look, you think she's enjoying her
position in the circle quite a bit right now. Aradia's hands pull apart the
clasp at the back of the black bra, but hold onto the ends so that it doesn't
fall away. Rose slips her own hands under the cups as Aradia slowly lowers it
to her waist before gently pulling it away. Keeping herself covered, she turns
slowly and sits back down, modesty maintained as Aradia sits in front of her.
The troll girl's presentation is quite different, as Rose simply undoes the
clasp and lets it fall free, Aradia catching it in the front and remaining
decent momentarily before she bends forward, giving the rest of the circle a
view you're sad to miss as she lowers he hand and lets her boobs hang free. You
see them as she sits back up, though, and they are glorious. Deep wine-colored
nipples stand out fat and proud at the ends, no sag at all. Aradia tosses the
garment and sits back, clearly enjoying the attention.
Terezi and Jake are looking around the circle; they have a penalty card to give
out. Terezi points at Feferi and Dave. "Alright you two, you've been getting
off easy so far. Your turn for a little fun," she grins. Feferi smiles and
reaches for the dare jar, but Dave stops her. "Let's save that until we really
need it," he tells her, and she reaches for his shades instead. Dave's red eyes
come into view and he squints in the light of the room. No more hiding his
looks now! "Shouldn't have done that, Dave, now I'll catch you peeking!" Jade
teases as she collects the cards. Dave looks like he wants to fire back, but
some of the confidence has left him along with the shades.
"Let's make it his highness the King of Hearts," Jake tells you.
Jane looks fairly happy with her hand, swapping only one card. Feferi whispers
to Dave, who dramatically throws away their whole hand. John and Kanaya drop
two, Terezi follows suit but doesn't look happy, and Aradia trades three cards.
You and Vriska... "Gogdammit," she complains in a whisper, "this is the worst
fucking hoofbeastmanure..." and it really is: 9 6 5 3 2. Vriska throws
everything except the nine, and you make a pair. Finally, your dealers for the
round swap one.
Nepeta and Jane have: Two pair, sixes and fives
Feferi and Dave have: Two pair, Kings and Queens, and the penalty card!
Kanaya and John have: Pair of aces
Terezi and Jake have: Ace high
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Jacks
You and Vriska have: Pair of nines
Karkat and Jade have: Straight, Jack-high
"Wow..." Dave mutters, "lost with Kings up..." Feferi shrugs and smiles. The
impish princess loves to see the pot stirred, you bet. Of course, there are
bigger losers this round: Terezi and Jake. Terezi shakes her head in annoyance
and stands up so that Jake can help her with the pants; he's so much taller
that he can do it sitting down. The zipper comes open and Jake shimmies them
down, revealing a black tanga-style panty with a wide red lacy hem. Terezi's
hips flare out nicely and although she isn't the tallest, she's got nice legs.
As she sits down, you see a flash of cheek - the panties don't quite cover her
butt all the way.
"You owe one more," Vriska reminds them, and they look askance at one another.
"Shall we put it to the winners?" Jake asks, but before Terezi can protest both
Jade and Karkat say "Terezi!" Whoops. Oh well. Better luck next time, Pyrope.
The jar goes around and she reaches in, licking along the paper. She chuckles
as she finishes. "Sounds like something I would have come up with. Jade, can
you get me some - " she's cut off as a bottle of chocolate sauce appears out of
thin air. Only one way she could have known that. You catch her eye and she
giggles. Bus-ted! "Alright," Terezi continues a bit more hesitantly, "now I
just have to pour some of this on myself and then, ah, my partner has to lick
it all off." "Has to pardon me?" Jake wasn't expecting that. "Now see here,
it's dirty pool to keep roping others into dares like this. I won't be a poor
sport about it, mind, I just think it's a bit off the spirit is all." Terezi
struggles a bit with the squeeze bottle as she tries to aim it at a spot on her
belly, causing it to zip out of control and giving her a thin strip of
chocolate sauce from her face down to her panties.
"Well, ahhh, you'd better get started..." she tells Jake hesitantly. He frowns,
but leans over and obligingly starts at her belly. Immediately Terezi arches
slightly, goosebumps rising, and lets out a gasp. He keeps going upward,
skipping over her boobs and cleaning up around her collarbone with his tongue,
causing more gasps and a long "ohh" as he has to go under the chin. He pauses
for a moment to swallow. "Good gravy that's quite a bit of chocolate," Jake
gripes before continuing. He licks a drop off from under her eye, and then has
to go for the spot on her mouth. As he licks, her lips part and for a moment,
they're MAKING YOU EXTREMELY JEALOUS HOT DAMN. You shoot a look at Jane, who
looks like you could fry an egg on her head. Then Jake breaks the kiss with a
brusque "Apologies, didn't mean to take liberties," which Terezi waves off
distractedly. "No, no, you... ahh... you take whatever you need." Now Dave's
doing the Rose Expressionless Mask thing. He's not taking his eyes away,
though.
Jake proceeds to gingerly lick at the chocolate staining her teal bra, sucking
up a dab on her right breast just above the cup. Terezi is squirming again, and
not from any ice this time. Finally it's down to a stripe on her thigh, which
elicits an adorable squeak from the blind troll, and then... "Ahem. I'll just
do this last bit," Jake says awkwardly, before leaning down to her panties and
licking just above the hem, then onto the black cloth itself. Terezi is
fidgeting madly as he finishes and sits back, drinking some punch to wash down
the chocolate. She covers herself with both hands, pretending to feel for
chocolate stains. Yeah, that's definitely why you're feeling yourself. Keep at
it.
Karkat looks irate and jealous, but he's still bound by his deal and not
allowed to say anything. Instead he glares at Dave and Feferi. "So what about
you two?" "I'll go," Feferi volunteers, reaching into the jar. "Tie your hands
behind your back. They stay tied until you win a hand. Your partner has to be
your hands at all times." That's... well, as Feferi giggles and Dave blinks,
you realize how fun that could get. Who did that, though? Well, by process of
elimination, since it wasn't Vriska's... annnd there's the cool impassive look
from daughtermom. Not going to admit it, are we? Dave gets a discarded sock and
uses it to bind Feferi's wrists, sitting behind her so that he can do all the
arm-type things. She leans back into him and fidgets, giggling as he mouths
"what the hell?"
"We're almost out of dares," you warn, looking at the jar where only Vriska's
remains. "We'll have to top them off after next hand, probably." "We should
probably do it right now," Vriska points out, "since a bad hand could call for
two. How bout: next player to get a dare takes that one," she fishes it out,
"and we'll fill this with new dares. Let's see if we can't get a few naughtier
ideas this time, maybe?" she finished with a fangy grin.
***** It's About Damn Time (Hand 30) *****
Chapter Summary
     One of the players accomplishes her goals.
This time, everyone looks to be pondering hard. What to write, what to write...
oh man, this is gonna get steamy in a big hurry. Others are blushing as they
scribble things down, except for Feferi. She's a wild card, that one. Into the
jar they go, as Nepeta collects up the cards, looking to Jade for the penalty
card. "Um, sssseven of clubs?" And here we go...
With Dave as her hands, Feferi exchanges one card. Kanaya and John follow suit,
with Jake following up with another "GOING FOR BROKE" and looking disappointed
with the second card. Aradia and Rose don't seem to be doing any better with
their three-card exchange. You have a pair of Jacks and an ace... time to swap
two cards and see if you can trade up. A pair of threes isn't the best but
you'll take it. Jade swaps two, seemingly goading an aghast Karkat to complain,
but he somehow manages to stay mute. Nepeta, grinning a big Cheshire cat smile,
swaps a single card.
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of eights
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Queens
Terezi and Jake have: King high, eight kicker
Aradia and Rose have: King high, ten kicker
You and Vriska have: Two pair, Jacks and threes
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Jacks
Nepeta and Jane have: Set of fours
Jane blanches for a moment as the penalty card is nowhere no be seen, but you
hear Nepeta reminding her that only one teammate needs to be down to their
underwear to provide immunity. Rose heaves an obvious sigh of relief - that was
too close. Terezi and Jake... well, here you go. Jaske nods idly to Terezi.
"S'pose it's my turn to take a dare, so I'll get the last of the old ones..."
he scans it. "Hm. Looks like I'm bound for a rousing course of, ah, 'sloppy'
makeouts with the partner of the winners' choice. Who's it going to be,
ladies?" he beams obliviously.
Oh shit Janey, you just hit the jackpot. You've got all your ducks lined up in
a row now, as long as you don't fuck it up. You hear a tiny squeak out of her,
and Jake politely asks "come again?" "Me," Jane manages to cough out, blushing
furiously and covered in goosebumps. Jake's eyebrows raise. "You want... to
make out with me?"
Annnnnd just like that, the dam breaks and she's on top of him, whacking him
with a discarded sock. "OF COURSE, YOU BIG LUMMOX, I'VE WANTED TO DO SLOPPY
MAKEOUTS WITH YOU FOREVER AND YOU NEVER EVER GOT IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL-
LOVING SKULL BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST SO - " and then she's kissing the ever-loving
brains out of him, hands on both sides of his head and eyes tightly shut.
Jake's eyes go wide, then slowly close as he wraps his arms around her and
leans up and suddenly she seems very small, enrobed by a big hunk of beefcake,
drowning in dream-guy, her hands feeling everywhere, going low, recoiling and
going back up. Hips pressing into his, starting to get a bit more rhythmic, as
she guides one of his hands behind her and appears to be loosening goddamn girl
slow your roll, your ecto-kids are right over there!
The show is having an effect, with several of the girls squeezing their legs
together or squirming and Dave's eyes totally popped, thoroughly ogling the
crap out of the hot scene you're all party to. Even Jade looks like she's far
more into it than she'd like. Only Karket appears to be totally outside the
spell, and he coughs loudly. Vriska whirls on him, but he shakes his head.
"That makeout looks like it has achieved sloppy level," is all he says, evading
the penalty for complaining. The room his hot and sweaty as Jake comes up for
air, smears of lipstick on his face. He holds Jane as she cools down, still
breathing heavily, and keeps her modest as she resettles herself, fixing her
straps and rehooking her bra before smoothing down her skirt and returning to
her spot. Her glasses are fogged.
"GO JANEY!" you cheer her, causing another flush. This calls for more punch,
most definitely. Jake caps it off by asking Terezi to take off his glasses in
order to pay off the second count. Stupid sexy English looks even better
without his lenses, somehow. With no penalty card to hit anyone, you all shake
off the trance of the round and go for more punch. This can only end extremely
well. It's almost all gone, too! By the time you sit back down, Dave has
collected the cards and is dealing from his perch behind Feferi. Nepeta calls
"six of diamonds" for penalty card, and it's off to the races, all of you
conscious of the fact that this round is almost guaranteed to result in more
skin.
***** Ten-Second Makeout (Hand 31-32) *****
Chapter Summary
     Everybody gets to participate in a shared experience, and someone
     pulls a dare with the potential to go very, very right.
John and Kanaya trade three cards, Terezi tosses one, and Aradia discards
three. You and Vriska have a pair of eights and a King... "We can do better,"
Vriska says as she tosses the other two cards, getting back a Jack and an ace.
Jade swaps a single card, Nepeta throws out two, and Fefedave does likewise to
finish it out.
Kanaya and John have: Pair of sevens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of fours
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high
You and Vriska have: Pair of eights
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, nines and eights
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Kings
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Queens
Rose sighs as the cards come down. "Shall I go first?" she asks Aradia, but her
partner already has the dare jar out. "Ten second makeout with every other
player? Alright," Aradia says as she turns to an unready Rose and pulls her
forward, crushing lips and boobs together. Rose's eyes are wide through the
whole ten seconds, and she gasps when Aradia pulls away, only just barely
remembering to cover herself. Next she leans the other way, pulling herself
onto Vriska and making your partner squirm as she teases just under the cup of
Vriska's bra with a finger. The curvy troll slides off Vriska and climbs you,
naked boobs pushing against you as she leans in. You close your eyes to savor
the experience as her tongue slips just past your lips and back, her hands
guiding yours to her soft hips. You melt into her and NO, GODDAMMIT, GET BACK
HERE bah ten seconds is too short.
Now she's on Jade, red on green as their hips press together, the smaller
girl's skinny frame seeming overwhelmed by Aradia's more womanly figure. When
they break, Jade gasps and giggles. "That was fun!" she tells Aradia, who
smiles and moves over to Karkat. The boy troll looks almost frantic but is
clearly trying to stifle any innate urge to complain, knowing his undies are on
the line. Poor Karkat doesn't seem to know what to do with himself as Aradia
straddles him, pushing him to the ground and running a finger down one of his
short horns. She lets out a little "oh!" that's somehow the cutest thing ever,
and when she rolls off of him you can see why - the bulge in Karkat's briefs is
tenting basically straight up and easily the biggest you can remember seeing
tonight. Jade looks down at it, blushing and giggling, as a furiously
embarrassed Karket puts his hands over it and sits cross-legged to try and hide
it.
Jane leans forward demurely, eyes closed and lips puckered, but Aradia is
having none of it, pulling the shorter girl into a passionate kiss and boldly
squeezing her boob over the cup. Jane looks a bit frazzled when she comes back
up for air, while the troll comments "wow," and moves onto Nepeta. The tiny
troll girl is already squirming and actually pounces Aradia as she starts to
crawl over, pinning her to the ground and pressing up against her. She's quite
a bit shorter than Aradia, but taut and lithe, though her "makeout" style seems
to involve a shotgunning of kisses in the general right area instead of a
consistent liplock. Nepeta finishes with a long kiss right on target and leaps
back to her spot, grinning. "AC likes how soft your meowth is," she purrs at
the lowblood.
Dave seems to think he's ready for this. Poor boy, you're so not. Feferi leans
away from him so that Aradia can get in, and while Dave's still trying to talk
the troll silences him with a fierce kiss. Feferi moves away so that Aradia can
straddle him, which she does with gusto, pushing her hips into his. Suddenly
Feferi leans over and lightly bites Aradia's arm. "I fink it's my turn," she
chirps, hands still tied. Aradia leans over, still on Dave's lap, and the tiny
troll princess seems to melt under her, forcing the bigger girl to turn over in
order to keep it going. Feferi's boobs get a squeeze as well. When Aradia
finishes and dismounts Dave, he's hiding his lap with his hands as well, and
Feferi nuzzles back into him with a very satisfied glint in her eye. You note
that Dave's getting more and more flustered, and then you remember exactly
where Feferi's hands are tied. Oh dear.
Kanaya is next, and she looks ready for Aradia. Almost shyly, she reaches out
to touch the bigger girl as Aradia crawls over, leaning in softly without
taking her other hand out of John's boxers. There's a bulge in there getting
more conspicuous as well. Aradia pulls Kanaya's free hand up to her boob, where
Kanaya softly thumbs her nipple. When the kiss breaks, Aradia has a couple of
dots of blood on her lower lip and Kanaya is breathing deeply. Her eyes follow
and she smirks slightly as John gets the full treatment, up on his lap and with
her boobs pressed right into him. Kanaya leans in and whispers something, and
when the kiss breaks John snorts in amusement and Aradia giggles.
Terezi finds out it's her turn when Aradia pulls her in; the smaller girl just
sort of limply sinks into Aradia's embrace, before reaching up to hold the
sides of her head and gaining some leverage to kiss back, hard. Terezi sighs
deeply when Aradia pulls away, whispering "raspberries..." and then she's at
the end of the circle, finally looking small next to Jake English. who hedges,
looking at Jane, before Aradia pulls herself up and slowly rotates her hips as
she gets her ten seconds' worth with the final boy in the circle. Goddamn lucky
girl. When it's over, however, neither of them seems particularly hot and
bothered. Jake calmly adjusts himself and says "That was nice," to Aradia
pleasantly. She smiles and goes back to her seat next to Rose, who reaches into
the dare jar.
"Oh dear. This can only be trouble," she shakes her head ruefully. "Keep this
card. After anyone else does a dare, you must do it as well if possible. Who do
I have to thank for this?" "Mine," Kanaya acknowledges. "Oh yes, thanks for my
dare too!" Aradia calls. "You're welcome," Jane says distractedly. John
collects the cards to deal as Karkat declares "four of spades."
Jake swaps out two, Aradia and Rose try one, and you and Vriska... uh oh. J 10
8 7 5. Too risky to go for a straight, no reasonable flush draw... you toss
three cards and hope for the best. YES, a 10! That should be enough. Karkat
swaps one, Nepeta and Jane take two, Feferi and Dave stay with their hand.
Kanaya and John look apprehensive, but do likewise.
"So, uh, let's see if we lost then," John opens.
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Kings
Aradia and Rose have: Set of nines
You and Vriska have: Pair of tens
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of sevens
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of aces
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of Queens
Kanaya and John have: Pair of eights
John whistles. That was close for them. Karkat glares at Jane, who reaches for
the dare jar. "I guess it can be my turn, Karkat," she says, pulling a slip
from the jar. "Well this isn't so bad. Keep this card. When you go out, you
have to sit on the winner's lap until they lose a hand. Okay!" Vriska smirks.
"That's right Jade, you're a priiiiiiiize." "Not if I don't lose!" Jade fires
back with a grin as Jake gathers the cards. That was an uneventful round.
Aradia calls "Ace of Hearts!" Troublemaker. You giggle and wink at her.
***** Feferi Is The Worst (Hand 32) *****
Chapter Summary
     Another dare becomes complicated thanks to a fishy scheme.
Aradia and Rose trade three cards, looking immensely relieved with their third.
You and Vriska have A 10 4 3 2. "Gotta win gotta win GOING FOR IT" Vriska
shouts, throwing away the ten before you can stop her. And gets back a 2. At
least it's a pair. Karkat turns red as he sees the three cards Jade gets back.
Uh oh. Nepeta doesn't swap any cards, Feferi and Dave trade three, Kanaya and
John toss one, and the dealers exchange two.
"What do you have?" Terezi cackles. Someone's feeling confident.
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Jacks
You and Vriska have: Pair of twos
Karkat and Jade have: King high, Queen kicker
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Kings
Feferi and Dave have: King high, ten kicker
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, Queens and sixes
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of sevens
"Oh dang," Dave says flatly. "Who could have seen that coming." Feferi chuckles
softly. "Fine, let's get this over with. Lessee here... make the player across
from you moan, using only your mouth?" He looks across the circle to a mildly
horrified Vriska, sitting next to Rose. "I could probably get that done with
some particularly rancid ill beats, right Serket?" She rolls her eyes as he
walks over and sits in front of her, a confused look on his face. "Get on with
it," she tells him brusquely.
"If I knew you were so hot for a piece of Strider I would've been over here
long ago," Dave deadpans. "But, uh... let's see. Maybe you..." he leans in, and
she hisses at him, but he ignores her and leans in close, whispering. You're
close enough to hear: "Watch John." Vriska's eyes widen and she starts, "What -
" but Dave cuts her off with a quick, deep kiss, biting her lip as he releases
and then kissing down her neck toward her chest. "W-wait..." she mutters shyly
as Dave's head goes between the small cerulean cups, moving to kiss the slight
swell of flesh above each. He leans back up, locking eyes with her, before
going down again, this time kissing down her belly. "Would be great if a couple
of someones weren't watching this," he mumbles as he gets close to the hemline
of her blue panties. Oh right. Aheh. You look away and busy yourself with
seeing others looking. Terezi is inhaling deeply and seems a bit agitated. John
is watching the action intently, as is Kanaya. Feferi has a sneaky look...
what's she up to? Jade is alternating between irritably not watching and
sneaking glances every so often. As Vriska gasps, you sneak one yourself -
she's blushing and Dave's head is riiiight where you expected it to be, panty
fabric parted slightly. Vriska's kness come together around his head as she
gasps and gasps and finally there it is, the moan, her eyes locked on John.
Dave sits up, Vriska angrily blushing and looking away. He leans in, kisses her
again, getting some blood drawn from his lip for his troubles and a muttered
"fuck you, Strider," to which he dryly responds "anytime, Vriska." Feferi moves
to the side as Dave comes to sit down, effectively switching places with him.
But... oh. Oh you didn't.
"Rose," Feferi sings, "don't you have to do every dare now too?" "Oh yes,"
daughtermom remembers. Jade's dare didn't actually do anything, you understand
how she could forget, but... "Goddammit Feferi," she mutters. You count around
just to be sure - yep. No mistaking it. Between Rose and Aradia having gotten
transposed after Aradia's Makeout Tour and Dave and Feferi swapping now... "Oh
fuck no," Dave protests. "Come on Peixes, that's the opposite of awesome.
Look," he fake groans, "she got me okay? We're done?" Rose sighs at him. "Shut
up Strider, let's get this over with." She stands and walks across to him, then
looks back at Aradia as she sits. "Using only my mouth?" Aradia nods. Aha, so
that's who was behind it. Rose moves behind Dave and leans in next to his ear.
Softly, but loud enough that everyone can hear, she purrs into his ear: "Are
you sure, Dave? Are you sure this is the opposite of awesome?" "Yeah, I'm 100%
motherfOW what the fuck" "Every time you talk, Dave, I'm going to bite you,"
she says as her teeth clear his earlobe. "I don't know where I'll be when that
happens, so maybe you should just..." she exhales in his ear, "keep quiet."
Rose slides next to him, not touching at all, mouth still next to his ear.
"You're enjoying all of this, aren't you Dave?" she continues, "You can't look
away from anything, even when you think you want to. You're loving it, and
not," she blows on the side of his neck, "in an ironic way, either. No, you
love it because you're just... so..." puff "hhhorny. And everyone here..." she
moves behind him to the other ear, "is so hot. Isn't that what you're thinking,
Dave? Kissing Aradia, that was so hot. Seeing her kiss the other girls - you
couldn't take your eyes off of it all. You were..." long, slow puff
"shhhhuddering when you heard Terezi say 'raspberries,' weren't you?"
Dave's looking frantic under a thin veneer of coolkid, his eyes darting back
and forth as he tries to figure out where his ecto-sister will be next. Her
lips are a hair away from touching his skin. "You think John's mom is so hot,
Dave. You watched her make out with Jake and you wanted run back to your room
and," puff "jack off. You wanted to be Jake right then. He looks like John,
kind of, if John were even more like what you imagine him as. I remember," puff
"all the ironic" puff "things you said about," she leans right into his ear,
licking it and making him twitch, "John. How many were true?"
She's switching sides again. "When Kanaya had to put her hand down John's
boxers, didn't you wish that was you? And then your partner, with her hands,"
puff "tied up, what has she been doing to Little Dave behind her back? You
didn't even know you wanted her," Rose breathes into his ear. "Then you got to
put your head between Vriska's thighs. What did she," Rose clicks her teeth,
"TASTE like? Were you imagining someone else, when you were down there?
Practicing? Someone you don't want to admit you like?" She switches ears again.
"She can't see you, Dave, she doesn't know when you look at her," Terezi perks
up and looks over. "She doesn't know how you look at her, how" puff "you're
looking at her right now. Hoping she picked out those black panties just for
you. She licks things to see, you know. Licks," puff "to see," puff. Dave is
covered in goosebumps as Rose's breath runs across his spine. "But what if
there's someone who objects? Someone," click "crabby. You like to argue with
him. You like spending time with him. You like seeing him like this. What if he
does?" puff "What if... you have to... " breath "shaaare?" Shudder. Karkat's
eyes are bulging. "And then there's hhhher," another lick on the ear, Dave
fidgeting, in a state you can only imagine from here. "Long legs, and green
panties. You practiced for her, didn't you Dave? How many nights did you spend
jacking off, thinking of Jade?" The girl so named blushes deeply, "Stop it - "
Dave starts, but Rose bites him again, just like she promised she would. "You
loved watching John make out with her, even as you wished it were you. You
didn't even know which one you wanted to be," puff "but you were so" puff
"turned on, so hhhorny. Because you're messed up, Dave. You're a," puff
"pervert. They're brother and," breath "sssister, but you watched and you loved
it. You watched our mom strip too, Dave."
His eyes widen and his breath has gone shallow. "You watched those stockings
come off, the skirt, the shirt... every time she moves, you try and see more of
her, even as you tell yourself it's," puff "wrong. So," puff " very," click
"wrong. She's a teenager, Dave, and she's curvy and leggy and she's been
watching you, too," he shudders and you blush, "but you didn't want to know
that. Because, Dave," puff, "you're already so horny for your sister," click,
"sitting here, topless, in her panties. You could have moaned any time you
wanted to, Dave, gotten off picturing anything you liked, but you're holding
it," puff "hoping your own sister puts her mouth on you in places you've only
dreamed of. You're staring at your mother, hoping your best friends' incestuous
kissing means your sister will put her mouth on your penis," she moves in front
of him, he shudders hard. "And you know what, Dave? I'm going to. Because it
gets you so," puff "hhhot." Rose bends down, pulling at the waistband of Dave's
boxers with her teeth, and right as her lips touch shaft Dave goes off,
grabbing at his crotch with both hands and mumbling "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" over
and over again. Dave hurriedly stands, still shaking, and runs off to the
bathroom, as Rose returns to her seat.
The room is thick with tension, Rose having spoken some things everyone was
thinking but nobody else would have said. Terezi, Jade and Karkat all slip a
hand out from between their own legs, while Vriska looks hot and bothered and
Feferi is practically beaming with glee. John's sporting an incredibly confused
expression and a full mast in his underwear, which it looks like Kanaya has
been absentmindedly stroking as she jumps and her fingers slip back to the
waistband. Rose composes herself, crossing her legs, and you decide to pretend
that you didn't notice a wet spot as she walked. You're still running a finger
lightly over the front of your own panties.
"Wait... Rose, does Dave want to pounce AC too?" Nepeta asks suddenly, and the
room breaks into laughs as Rose dryly responds "oh probably." "Nicely done,
Rose," Aradia applauds as you burst out "WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?" a question
you've been dying to blurt out since she started. Rose colors mildly.
"Therapist power?" she suggests. She's not looking all that composed herself.
Good lord, how did all these kids get so randy so fast? Did someone put
something in the punch? Jade looks over at Rose. "Rose, is that true? What you
said?" Rose blinks. "You should ask Strider," she replies, her gaze going to
John as she colors again. John and Kanaya share an aside glance. Dave comes
back into the room silently and sits behind Feferi again.
***** How To Remove A Bra (Hand 33-34) *****
Chapter Summary
     It's time for a few more tops to join the pile of discarded clothing,
     and some unexpected additions enter play.
"My turn!" Feferi chirps. Oh right, she's got a bra to sacrifice. And with her
hands tied behind her... "Come on Dave, help me out here!" "Right, yeah... I
forgot how important it is that we rush to share your royal chesticles with all
present," Dave tries to regain some composure. "Did you want to keep them all
to yourself?" she teases him. Dave colors and busies himself trying to figure
out how to unhook a bra. Eventually he manages to find it. Of course, all he's
done is give himself a topographical puzzle to solve. The troll princess raises
an eyebrow and gives a dry smile as her partner tries to solve the problem,
eventually resorting to lifting the bra up and over and letting it slide down
to where her wrists are tied. Feferi's goods look soft and pert, smaller than
yours with fuchsia nipples that are currently very stiff indeed.
"Aren't we supposed to be playing a game?" Karkat pipes up. "Also you won,
Kanaya, you don't have to keep your hand in Egbert's modesty flap any more."
Kanaya appears surprised. "Oh, yes. We did win. I think the penalty card will
be the Queen of Hearts." She slips her fingers out from John's boxers, giving
his knee a quick squeeze. He smiles at her. Rose collects the cards and deals
them out.
Not a bad start! Pair of sixes, Queen, Jack... you throw the spare card and get
back a Jack. Nice! Karkat exchanges two cards, as does Jane, Dave throws four,
Kanaya (her hand finally free!) swaps three and Terezi and Jake are looking
incredibly smug as they exchange nothing. Aradia and Rose swap a single card.
You and Vriska have: Two pair, Jacks and sixes
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of nines
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of aces
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of fives
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Kings
Terezi and Jake have: Tens full of sixes
Aradia and Rose have: Set of fours.
"Well damn," Dave mutters. "Oh rats," Feferi giggles. "My turn for a dare,
then?" Dave nods and pulls out a slip so she can read it. "Ooh!" she chirps. "I
get to dress up! Jade, I need a pair of long black stockings - well, long on
me," she raises a short leg, "and a miniskirt. Something hot. I have to put on
the stockings and swap my panties for the skirt," she explains to the rest of
you. Swap? Oh it was definitely a boy who came up with this. You scan the room
- THERE'S a guilty-looking Egbert. Vriska squawks angrily, but Feferi cuts her
off: "It says the stockings don't count as clothes. I'll still be down to my
last out." Jade brings the clothes over, but Feferi indicates her still-tied
hands. "I need Dave to get me out of my panties," she says with a sultry voice,
the effect spoiled by her wide grin. Dave sighs. "How did I ever think you were
the innocent one?" he complains, earning another giggle as the princess stands
and lifts a leg. Dave gingerly rolls the stockings onto her legs, then secures
the miniskirt before reaching underneath and carefully sliding the panties
down. "Don't forget about Rose," Terezi pipes up, but Dave sits back down with
Feferi, who carefully arranges her legs so that she's not flashing anyone. "I
get to do this myself," Rose reminds her. Jade transports another pair of
stockings and a small purple miniskirt, and Rose stands, facing John, as she
rolls them up her legs, puts on the skirt, then shimmies out of her black
panties and lets them slide down her legs. She kicks them off, managing to get
them to land square on the gawking face of John Egbert, who promptly flails
about like he's never handled underwear before. Kanaya rolls her eyes and
plucks the offending garment off of John's head.
"Well, this has been all kinds of extremely inappropriate things involving my
ecto-sis to an extreme extent," Dave mutters, "but Fef and I need to win a hand
to win her hands, so can we...?" "RIGHT, OF COURSHE! OUR DEAL!" you belt out.
Wow, rein it in, Roxy. No need to be that loud. Vriska helps you collect the
cards, and takes them from you to deal when you drop a few. "King of diamonds!"
Jake calls.
Karkat trades two, Jane trades four, Feferi and Dave trade one, Kanaya and John
grin widely at one another and trade nothing. Jake swaps two cards, Aradia
three, and now it's you and Vriska. With a pair of fours. You throw the other
three cards, but it makes no difference. You'd better hope someone failed to
make a pair.
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, Queens and tens
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Jacks
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of sevens
Kanaya and John have: Nines full of Kings, and the penalty card!
Terezi and Jake have: Set of eights
Aradia and Rose have: Set of threes
You and Vriska have: Pair of fours
"I sh'poshe it wash our turn," you cackle. "Which one of us - " "I'LL GO,"
Vriska declares quickly. You give her a sly look. Oho, that's right, the winner
has to undress her. And John just won. Ooh, but so did Kanaya, and the two of
them are sharing a grin as they crawl across the floor toward Vriska. As her
eyes dart back and forth nervously between the two of them, each reaches up and
teases the bottom hem of her bra with a finger, then takes a strap and slides
it down her shoulder. Vriska shuts her eyes tightly as John moves behind her
and Kanaya sits on her lap, almost kissing her but deliberately just letting
her fangs make the briefest contact with the taller troll's lips before pulling
back, Vriska snapping at empty air. The scheme seems to go sideways when once
again John can't figure out how to work a bra. Kanaya shoots him a "seriously?"
look from around Vriska's head, and you chuckle and reach over to help him.
Flick! There you go. John gives a sheepish grin as he snakes his arms around
Vriska, causing her to let out a little squeak. Kanaya slides her hands under
the cups as John lifts the garment up Vriska's arms and off. Vriska's hands
immediately fly to cover herself and she breaks out of her trance, hissing at
Kanaya and swatting her away. "Nice work, partner!" John cheers Kanaya. "You as
well, partner." They crawl back to their spots, laughing as if at some private
joke. Which, you suppose, they kind of are.
"Now let us see," Kanaya says, tapping the King of Diamonds on her lip in mock
thought. "We COULD give this to Serket and Roxy, since the instigators of our
little game haven't suffered nearly enough yet... I don't think it's fair to
use it for an elimination..." she smiles slyly. "But I see someone who's been
getting a bit too lucky all game. Jane, this is coming to you." "Me?" Jane
squeaks nervously. "What about Nepeta?" "AC has already purrvided more clothes
to the pile than you," Kanaya says, getting an approving grin from Nepeta. "It
is of course her choice... but you may as well give in now." Nepeta nods.
"Sorry, purrtner, AC says GA is right!"
John shoots Kanaya an awkward look. "Uh, I didn't... agree to that..." but
Kanaya bops him on the head. "You humans are really going to have to get over
yourselves," she tells him drily. "There are only eight of you left who care
about your strange interpersonal taboos, and four of you have already openly
broken them just tonight." As John rubs his head and Karkat joins on in the
bashing of ridiculous Earth mating restrictions, your eyes are on your best
friend as a cat troll pulls off her skirt, revealing slightly chubby thighs and
curvy hipsas well as conservative white cotton panties with a bit of blue lace
trim. Jane pulls her legs up to hide herself as best as she can.
"Nine of hearts," Kanaya calls as Jade gathers up the cards for a deal. Jane
and Nepeta swap two cards but look quite unhappy with the results (well, Jane
does at least). Dave tosses two, Kanaya and John one, and Terezi and Jake take
two. Terezi's practically sucking on the cards now. Aradia and Rose trade two,
and now it's on you and Vriska. K 9 7 6 5? Hm. You could take the straight
risk... but that's the nine of hearts! You throw everything except the King,
and end up with two pair. Nice! Karkat and Jade finish things off with one
card.
"Ooh, who's going down this time?" Jade says cheekily.
***** Everybody Gets Some x2 COMBO (Hand 35) *****
Chapter Summary
     Another dare pulls everyone in, twice no less, and Jane gets a new
     job.
Nepeta and Jane have: Queen high
Feferi and Dave have: Pair of sixes
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, Queens and Jacks
Terezi and Jake have: Flush in hearts, ace high
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of nines
You and Vriska have: Two pair, Kings and threes
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of fours
"We won!" Vriska squees, until you point to the flush. "Ooh, is it time fur AC
to get a dare?" Nepeta pounces on the dare jar as Jane groans, That's right,
they owe two, so it'll be one apiece. "This looks like fuuuun! AC has to kiss
every other player on a different body part!" Nepeta furrows her brow, thinking
hard. Her eyes brighten as she pounces on Jade, who squawks in surprise as
Nepeta pins her, raining down kisses all over her exposed bust. Jane lets out a
little "ah!" as the troll continues her attack, finishing with a love-bite to
the top of the left boob. As Jane recovers, Nepeta zips off to the other side
of the circle, jumping on Jake's back. "This is the purrson you want to nip off
with, right Jane?" she teases, kissing his arms. "Now hold on, that tickles,"
Jake protests as the small girl flicks out her tongue every now and again. "AC
apurrves of your choice!" she giggles, leaping at Rose and tackling her down.
"HOI!" Dave shouts, looking away quickly, but Rose was ready for her and is
somehow managing to keep her skirt pinned between her legs. Nepeta kisses and
nips at Rose's belly for a bit, then bites to leave her mark and slides over to
Aradia.
"What do I get?" Aradia asks, sounding eager. "Um... flip over!" Nepeta tells
her, giving you a good look at Aradia's butt as she starts kissing the taller
girl's hips and buttocks. "So soft..." she purrs. Aradia giggles. Vriska is
already glaring as Nepeta turns to look at her. "I don't know what you think
you're going to do to me, but it had better not be EEK!" she squeals in
surprise as Nepeta bends down and takes a toe in her teeth. "Not going to...
do..." Vriska trails off as Nepeta lifts her leg out of position and kisses
around her foot, licking between the toes as Vriska blushes furiously. That's a
surprise. Then again, who better to have a weird fetish, you suppose. As for
you, you've been getting (to your mind) insufficient attention all game, and
while you'd prefer John or Jake or Jane or Dave not Dave shut up brain or even
Karkat to be doing this right now, the cute troll girl is a welcome bit of
relief. "AC's cat friend has really pretty legs!" she tells you. "D'aww, sho do
you!" She gets between your legs and starts kissing up their length, paying
particular attention to your inner thighs and licking close to the hem of your
panties, causing you to shiver and instinctively reach down. All too soon,
she's moving onto Jade, who looks apprehensive as Nepeta sits on her lap and
fixes her with a stern look.
"Hmrmm... AC saw how much you liked your ears played with! So..." she leans up
and starts licking and nibbling Jade's ears, causing the taller girl to blush
and giggle. "Tickly!" she tells Nepeta as the troll girl prepares to move on.
Karkat should be next, but Nepeta suddenly blushes and zips across the circle
again, planting herself cross-legged in front of Terezi. "I can smell you
there, Leijon," the blind troll reminds her, but Nepeta is in position for what
she wants to do, taking Terezi's hand and kissing it before licking her index
finger from bottom to top, then sucking it all into her mouth. Terezi lets out
a little gasp, but you can see that Nepeta is trying to get a look at Karkat,
who looks away when he catches her catching him staring. She smiles a cat grin
and repeats with Terezi's other fingers before crawling onto John's lap. "Oh
hi!" he says brightly. "So what's left to do? Uh, you did legs and arms, do
knees count? I don't know what counts here..." but she shushes him and rains
kisses down on his bare chest. "OOH THAT DOES TICKLE!" John belts out,
laughing, as he twitches and flails. Nepeta gives him a cheeky love bite and
slides up beside Kanaya, kissing up the side of her neck and then licking the
length of it. Kanaya gives a long, shuddering sigh as Nepeta's rough tongue
runs up her neck. You wonder if she's enjoying it as much as you liked the feel
of it between your legs. Not between your legs ENOUGH but you can still dream.
Nepeta crawls slowly toward Feferi and Dave, looking deep in thought. Feferi
grins and spreads her legs as Nepeta nuzzles between them, losing her smile
briefly and letting out a squeak as the olive-blood kisses SOMETHING underneath
that skirt. "Fishy," she comments as she ducks back out, earning a snort from
you and a giggle from Feferi. Now what's she going to do to Dave? Uh oh, she's
going down... "Oh come on," he protests as her fangs catch his waistband. You
shouldn't look. "Hey.... the dare said kiss, you did that," Dave protests, and
when she leans back up and flashes him a grin you note that Dave's tent has
returned. Finally, almost apprehensive, she starts crawling toward Karkat, who
makes a face. "Oh come on, why do I have to be after... THAT?" he protests. "Is
that complaining I hear, Karkat?" Vriska says mock-sweetly, and he shuts up
again. Nepeta crawls onto his lap, blushing and closing her eyes as she goes in
for a kiss square on the mouth. Terezi is whispering to Jake, frowning.
Nepeta is blushing furiously, hips rotating of their own accord, and it seems
like Karkat is at a total loss for what to do with himself. You can hear her
purring as she presses in, but Terezi calls "time!" (how would she even know?
Wait, this one isn't even timed...) and Nepeta suddenly seems to deflate,
pulling away and sagging. Karkat hugs her gently as she squeezes onto him, like
some kind of strange mix of deathgrip and cuddle.
"Oh right," Rose says drily, "I enjoy the privilege of getting to repeat that
performance. To whom do I owe my gratitude?" "I'm sorry Rose!" Jade flails, "it
sounded fun and silly at the time!" "Indeed." Rose looks slowly around the
circle. You know she's not comforgable being honest with others, or with
herself, but you're kind of hoping she takes the opportunity here. Of course a
part of you that you're not proud of desperately hopes she doesn't. Goddammit
how do you keep getting yourself into this sort of romantic bullshit? You wish
there were more punch.
Rose starts by softly necking with Aradia for a moment, getting lost in the
taller girl's long hair. She moves over to Jake, carefully holding her skirt to
keep herself covered as she kisses his big toe. "Careful, Rose, a fella might
swoon at such daring actions," he jibes. "Control you sir, or I might think you
less of a gentleman," she deadpans right back. Terezi gets a bit of special
treatment, her ears being kissed, licked and sucked on as she shivers and
gasps, Rose slides past John and Kanaya to take Feferi's hand, kissing it
gravely in mock courtly manner. Feferi winks at her as she turns to Dave. Oh
what sweet fresh ecto-incestuous hell is about to go down here?
"Let's see those strong, manly arms, Strider," she tells him. "I believe it is
customary for a damsel such as myself to swoon over great muscly oaken limbs
such as these." She kisses him on the bicep as he looks apprehensive. Next up
is Jane, whose boobs Rose can't help but drop a couple of considered kisses on.
You can see her eyebrows raise as she gets a point-blank look at them. She
breaks up Karkat and Nepeta, tweaking him a bit with "I hope my lips touching
that fine alien masculine wall of a chest won't trigger my latent and
incorrigible thirst for xenomiscegenation." Rose kisses him a couple of times
on the chest and then gets Nepeta's belly, tickling with her tongue and
eliciting a giggle out of the troll girl before she retreats back next to her
partner. That show broken up, it's time for her to hit Jade.
"It's too bad you're so tall, Jade," Rose says conversationally as she lifts
her friend's foot, "we can't really share clothing and coordinate our wardrobe
pieces together for maximum contrast and effect. Those poor boys will never
know what they missed out on. It is their lot in life to suffer." Rose starts
kissing up Jade's leg toward her inner thigh. "Obviously they didn't deserve
it," Jade cracks back, but she seems to get lost in the sensation as Rose gets
up to the top of her left leg and switches over to the right. She's positively
squirming by the time daughtermom switches focus to you. Oh here we go. You run
through the list of what parts might be left. She's not going to - no, she's
not. Instead she moves behind you, kissing along your shoulders. Ohh that feels
nicer than it should.
Vriska is back to glaring. "Great, I get both of you," she gripes, referencing
Dave. "Just as long as you're not goOOH!" and yes, Rose's head has dipped
between Vriska's slender thighs, ever so briefly. The troll adjusts herself as
Rose crawls across the floor toward Kanaya and John. She pauses as she's almost
there, and you can't see the look on her face, but net thing you know she's
slipped up onto Kanaya's lap, cupped the jadeblood's face in her hands and
planted a kiss on her. Kanaya seems to melt into it a bit, and licks her lips
when Rose finishes. Lips that probably still had a bit of Vriska on them.
Finally, she comes to John, and the tension in the room grows thick. By process
of elimination... not to mention, of course, how many of you suspect how Rose
feels about John.
And then she kisses him on the nose.
Dave and Karkat snort as John looks many kinds of bewildered all at once. The
girls are laughing now too, and Jake joins in as Rose goes back to her seat.
Jane has grabbed the dare jar, and reads hers off as things quiet a bit: "Keep
this card. Whenever someone goes out, you have to make out with them. Goes out,
that's like..." "Gets naked," Feferi supplies helpfully, as Jane reddens. She
busies herself collecting the cards for a deal, as Jake calls for the Jack of
Glubs, nodding and tipping an imaginary hat to Feferi, who favors him with a
wide smile.
Six players are at risk of elimination, and everything that goes along with it.
This should be fun.
***** The Guessing Game (Hand 36-37) *****
Chapter Summary
     Shpectacular breasts make their appearance and a guessing game is
     played.
Dave exchanges one, nodding at the result. Kanaya and John swap three. Jake
trades one. Aradia and Rose trade two. You and Vriska are sitting on a pair of
nines, and trading two cards changes nothing. Karkat and Jade trade two, and
Nepeta trades one.
Feferi and Dave have: Two pair, Kings and Jacks, and the penalty card!
Kanaya and John have: Pair of aces
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Queens
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, sevens and fives
You and Vriska have: Pair of nines
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, nines and eights
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of threes
"Good grief," Jane buries her head in her arms as Nepeta shakes her head. Luck
is turning against them hard. Mind you, things might be looking up for you,
depending on how this rock-paper-scissors plays out... and Janey loses! Screw
coyness, you want to watch this for sure. Nepeta sits behind her and undoes the
catch, causing only a slight sag as Jane's boobs lose support. She cups her
hands to her chest to cover herself as her partner deftly snatches the bra
away, causing her breasts to squeeze together and enhancing the already
substantial amount of cleavage on display. You let out a low whistle, you hear
a "Damn" from Dave, and even an awkward "Wow" from John, which earns him a
playful swat from Kanaya. What's going on with those two? The boys aren't
alone; Feferi's eyes are shining in admiration, Jade is squirming uncomfortably
and Vriska and Kanaya are both sneaking peeks while pretending otherwise.
"Definitely bigger than mine," Aradia muses, drawing a few laughs from the
girls.
Feferi sighs as Dave unties her hands, now that they've finally won a round.
Flexing her wrists a bit, she scans the room, teasingly holding up the penalty
card. You see her eyes land on you, and by the time Dave realizes what's about
to happen and shouts "No, WAIT!" it's already too late. The penalty card is
yours. Well, yours and Vriska's, but you know she's not about to waste her dare
on you. Your partner gives you a vengeful grin, flexing her fingers as though
practicing for a proper squeeze. Bring it on, Serket.
You'll say this for Vriska: she's pretty quick. Your bra's off before you can
blink, and she's got her hands on your boobs. "These are nice," you hear her
mumble. "You can do better than that, Sherket. They're shpectacular!" you
inform her. She hums absentmindedly as she jiggles them around a little. You
can see Aradia, Feferi, Nepeta and Jade (?!) watching with interest, but it's
the other reactions that you're more curious about. Karkat isn't paying any
attention to how hot you are, but Kanaya and John are both staring pretty hard.
Rose is busily ignoring you, while Dave's attempt to sneak a peek has gone on
way too long. Does he even know he does that? Jake's blushing slightly - oh
hell yes, suck it hot stuff - and so is JANE of all people, who's... is that
ogling? I think you could call that ogling!
Vriska abruptly whips her hands away, flashing everyone, but you're enjoying
the attention - finally this game feels like it's paying off beyond the fringe
benefits. Feferi elbows Dave, who startles and then calls "seven of diamonds"
in a bit of a daze. She collects the cards, giving you a nice view of the
smaller girl's curves.
John opens the round with a two-card discard, which he seems pretty happy with.
Terezi tosses one, as does Rose, and now... A K 8 6 3. You discard the three
low cards, fingers crossed... J 9 4? That's not helpful at all, crap. You hold
out hope that someone else gets screwed worse - Karkat and Jade certainly don't
look too pleased, either before or after they swap four cards. Jane's not
looking happy with their two cards either, and when Dave follows suit he's not
noticeably confident.
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, Queens and tens
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of Jacks
Aradia and Rose have: Flush in clubs, King high
You and Vriska have: Ace high, King kicker
Karkat and Jade have: Ace high, ten kicker
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high, King kicker
Feferi and Dave have: Ace high, Queen kicker
...wow that was close. What an awful round! But hey, not losing is a win at
this point. Of course, Karkat and Jade... well. You can't deny you've been
checking out those long legs, and it's always hilarious to see Karkat in a
state of extreme fluster. Jade flashes Karkat a cute buck-toothed grin. "Come
on Karkat, you know what you waaant to do," she teases. "Calm your rumble
spheres, Harley, I know the rules," he grumbles. "Why don't you calm them?" she
replies, batting her eyelashes and successfully causing a blush. It turns out
that Karkat is just as bad at this as John, if not worse, as he's trying to
unhook it without letting his arms graze her. Eventually she leans into him,
grabbing his hands as she whispers in his ear, "like this, silly," and guiding
them. The troll looks dazed as he lets her coordinate his motions, and in short
order she shrugs off the bra, revealing still-developing but nicely-shaped
breasts, freckled and noticeably paler than the rest of her. She's looking at
Dave, Dave's looking at her, and for a moment time seems to stop for those two
kids... until Jake coughs awkardly, prompting a squawk from Jade as she
hurriedly covers herself. You didn't catch whether John was looking, but
considering how those two were at it earlier... well.
Karkat grumbles under his breath as he reaches into the dare jar. "Get
blindfolded? TEREZI, THIS WAS YOU." "Payback for the ice, Karkles," she taunts.
"Read the rest!" "...other players... on my lap... NO HANDS? HOW THE FUCK AM I
SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY PEOPLE WITHOUT USING MY HANDS?" "You only need to get
three right, Karkat. Assuming you want to keep those undies..." Ooh that sounds
fun. "Who doesh he have to pick from, Terezi?" you ask. "The other three losing
teams." Now Vriska's grumbling - you and her are of course in that group. "THAT
DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW - " "You could try using your big mouth," Jade suggests
innocently. Vriska snorts. "Don't encourage him, Harley." And now everyone is
laughing.
Jade blindfolds her irate partner and sits back to watch, looking vastly
amused. She's tied his hands behind his back too, just to make sure he doesn't
cheat - and of course, leaving him at your mercy. The six players to make up
the guessing pool each draw a card to determine order. You go fourth! Vriska
motions you all together near the closet.
"Even for Vantas this will be too easy unless we try to mess him up," she tells
you all as she pins up her long hair, making herself look a lot more vulnerable
in the process. It's a great look on her, but she'd probably hate to hear that.
"Crocker, put on this wig," she hands Jane a long messy wig, "Nepeta, put on
these glasses. Roxy, be Jane. Peixes... you just do you. And Strider..." she
looks down at his boxers, "you're a lost cause. He gets that one no matter what
unless he's even dumber than usual. Now let's go deceive ourselves a win!" Dave
rolls his eyes.
Jane gets on Karkat's lap first, sitting with her back facing him. Her soft
plush hips roll over his briefs, and suddenly she's coloring slightly as her
eyes go wide. Somebody woke up Little Karkat. The troll leans forward, getting
a faceful of wig, and mutters "...has to be Peixes or Serket... uhh..." he
frowns. "It can't be Serket, whoever you are you're not gaunt and terrible and
bony." Vriska looks livid. "Must be Feferi." That's one wrong! Jane slips away
and now your partner is up, eyes almost incandescent with rage. She gets up on
his lap - and KISSES HIM what the shit? Her fangs draw blood as she sustains
the kiss, and when they break she looks... well, she looks surprisingly turned
on, and she's PURRING. "Ne-nepeta?" is all Karkat can say. Vriska flashes an
evil grin and gets off of him, going back to her place in the circle. Oh you
clever bitch, who else in this group would kiss him?
Who else indeed, as Nepeta plays coy, staying totally mute and sitting down on
Karkat as though he were made of fire that she could stamp out with her butt.
She puts her hands on his shoulders, miming an aggressive pose like Vriska
might take. Karkat isn't buying it, though: he says "nice try, Nepeta" and she
looks surprised that her deception has failed. Might have been the hip
rotations giving the game away, girl. You won't make the same mistake. You sit
gingerly, cowgirl-style, squeezing your arms together to mimic Jane's assets.
You can feel the bone bulge underneath you and desperately want to squirm, want
to enjoy the pressing sensation more, direct it where it belongs, but you
control yourself. Karkat bends his head forward suspiciously and you lean up to
give him a full dose of marshmallow hell. Blushing furiously, he sputters "what
the hell, Crocker?" and you've won the day. Now it's up to Feferi to bring it
home.
Of course, as soon as she sits, she's had. "Wait, fuck, Peixes got that
stocking dare..." Karkat muses, blushing as he realizes what the sensation on
his lap must be. "Feferi, this is you this time," he guesses, and in response
she shakes her hips and gives him a long kiss. "Please tell me the last one is
Strider," he gasps as the troll princess moves away to let Dave get on board,
which he does dutifully. "Either that's Strider or one of you has been keeping
one hell of a secret," Karkat decides. Jade pulls the blindfold away, looking
amused but also slightly disappointed. "I won?" Karkat asks. "Yesh indeed! But
in a way, didn't we ALL win?" you joke, getting his goat once more.
"I suppose I have to succeed at the same task now," Rose remarks as she
blindfolds herself. Vriska gets a devious look in her eyes. Ah crap, you've got
to sit on daughtermom. And this time, you're up first. How to do this?
***** Mother Daughter Bonding Time (Hand 38) *****
Chapter Summary
     Rose and Roxy get a lot closer, and Terezi gets a bath.
Bah, to hell with it, in with both barrels. You cover your boobs with one arm
to prevent her feeling you out that way, then straddle Rose's lap and give her
a long kiss. Your ecto-mom sighs into your mouth, but as her tongue flutters in
briefly you realize you can't fake being any of the trolls - you have no fangs!
Whoops.
"An admirable albeit tremendously inappropriate attempt by Roxy Lalonde," Rose
nails you. "I believe I only need two more." Dave is up next, she'll see
through this one for sure - except she doesn't, as he pulls the same trick
Nepeta used but with Jane's wig. Rose unceremoniously drops him off her lap.
"I'm sorry Nepeta, but I know the wig trick and..." she pauses. "Oh no. That
was Dave, wasn't it?" Dave cracks up. "Hear that, Leijon? Rose thinks my ass is
sexy enough to be yours." "You think AC's ass is sexy?" Nepeta says huskily,
and Dave facepalms. Man it's like someone put booze in his punch, he's not
thinking straight!
Rose figures out the real Vriska, Jane and Feferi in quick succession, making
Nepeta's turn on her lap more of a formality, though the olive-blood has a bit
of fun by stealing a kiss, to Rose's evident surprise. Nonetheless, she passes
with 5 of 6, a near perfect score. She picks the five of hearts as penalty
card, and it's Kanaya's turn to deal.
Terezi is licking her cards with some concern after swapping three. Rose looks
smug and doesn't surrender any. You and Vriska end up with only ace high after
swapping three cards. Karkat and Jade look relieved after dumping four cards,
Jane trades two, and Feferi and Dave follow suit. John swaps three.
Terezi and Jake have: Queen high
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, Kings and tens
You and Vriska have: Ace high
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of sevens
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high
Feferi and Dave have: Ace high
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Jacks
"We lost, didn't we?" Terezi asks as the cards come down. Ouch, Queen high. She
sighs. "Fine. English, help me with this," she indicates her bra. Jake looks
adorably awkward as he reaches around behind her, but unlike the other boys it
seems he's a natural - the bra unclasps and drops off before she can even
react, bringing Terezi's small, pointy, teal-tipped breasts into view. You're
not quite sure how they size up - maybe smaller than Kanaya's and larger than
Vriska's - but they're a very nice shape. Now they still owe one. Terezi and
Jake play rock-paper-scissors to decide who's taking the dare... "Oh
gogdammit," Terezi curses as Jake covers her rock with his paper. He passes her
a dare slip.
She licks at it tentatively, eyebrows raising. "Get a tongue bath? From the
players on my left and right..." she pauses. "GC is welcome!" Nepeta chirps
teasingly as Terezi shifts in her seat. Jake and John glance at each other -
they're currently flanking her. Jake gives a grin that you'd call diabolical
from anyone else. "How d'you suppose? From the nose?" "No, the toes!" John
immediately rejoins. Figures they'd be able to rhyme on a dime. "No, not the
toes!" Terezi protests as they each lean down and take a leg, licking between
each toe and causing her to twitch, wriggle and laugh helplessly before they
start moving up her feet and along her calves. The laughter gives way to
shallow and ragged breaths as the two boys move in sync, John on her right and
Jake on her left. You realize that this must be way more stimulating for her
than it would be for you - and it looks like you'd find it pretty hot, as the
boys start to move along her thighs, raising her legs up higher and spreading
them so they can fit. It's not long before their heads bonk together, and they
readjust to accommodate, both going along the tops of her legs and tracing
dangerously close to the edge of her panties with their tongues.
Terezi is in a hell of a state as up past the panties they go, giving her belly
a lot of attention. You spot them exchanging a glance before abruptly deviating
away from the upward course to go sideways, causing more shaking and laughter
and sighs as they deal with her back. Terezi is blushing furiously by the time
they get to her shoulders and go down her arms toward her fingers, but it's
clear that you and everyone else in the room is just waiting for the main
event. The boys pay close attention to her fingers, then move toward her neck,
up around her ears, and down her face, Terezi's lips moving involuntarily as
she tries to capture a kiss. Now it's down the front, under the chin, the
collarbone... and finally the roving tongues start to tease around the edges of
those small handful breasts, circling inward until each of them can lightly
flick a nipple. Terezi looks sweaty and frazzled as the boys lean back to
inspect their handiwork.
"Quite the tongue-lashing you delivered, sir," Jake says to John, shaking his
hand. "Yeah, we gave her quite the licking!" John agrees, and everyone groans.
It's Rose who's shifting nervously in her seat now... oh. OH. Ohhhh no. "Can I
jusht shwitch sheatsh with Vrishka quickly?" you slur. Nepeta shakes her head.
"Rules are rules!" she singsongs. Feferi and Kanaya are nodding
enthusiastically as John and Dave blush madly. Jade and Jane look... oddly
intent. "Yes, we've all agreed to these rules, so let's just get this over
with. It would probably be best if the word 'mom' did not enter into it," Rose
tells you. Fine by you. Aradia has a dark heart-shaped grin on her surprisingly
nice lips as the two of you crawl toward Rose. Aradia lifts one of her small
pale hands, signaling to you to do likewise, and you start slowly running your
tongue down your daughtermom's fingers, surprised how slender they are. Aradia
takes one in her mouth, causing a slight shudder, and you're happy to imitate.
Next it's down the hands, and then up along her arms toward her shoulders. You
go around the back of her neck while Aradia takes the front, and you're pretty
sure you hear some kissing going on as you trail up the other side to run your
tongue along the edge of her right ear.
Now you and Aradia have switched sides, and you go down Rose's cheek carefully
as the two of you move toward her collarbone and those small, pert breasts. Her
pale pink nipples are stiffening like the goosebumps along the rest of her as
your tongues approach, and before long you've got one in your mouth. It feels
soft and almost electric in how much you can immediately sense Rose's tension
when it's between your lips. You feel as though you could read her every
sensation if you started to tease it a bit more, with your teeth, maybe... but
you can feel Aradia moving again. You still have a job to do. Rose has less
exposed skin than Terezi thanks to her skirt and stockings, but you're still
able to run your tongue down to her belly. She's no less sensitive here, it
seems. You lean back, but Aradia says "not done!" and you remember.
Rose isn't wearing panties.
"I can't do that!" you protest, but Rose shakes her head and Aradia drags you
down. "Rules are rules," she breathes as Aradia's tongue starts playing along
her butt and then down her thigh toward the top of the stockings. You follow
suit, moving around the outside of the right leg so that Aradia can go inward
on the left. Soon the two of you are moving slowly, teasingly, down Rose's
inner thighs toward her small, slightly fuzzy mound. Aradia is running her
tongue along the mons, narrowly avoiding anything deeper, and Rose is writhing
in your hands. You can feel Aradia's breath - Rose can definitely feel it to.
Something inside you just sparks and you lean forward, slipping your tongue
quickly between her outer folds and flicking upward, just once. Rose squeaks as
the two of you withdraw, hand rocketing under her skirt - whether to cover
herself or finish the job, you don't know, but you can taste the musk of
another girl in your mouth. Rose was already wet before you got there.
As you settle yourself, you notice some hands slipping away from crotches -
Rose was by far and away not the only one touching herself. You grin in
satisfaction - one way or another, you were part of that.
***** Popsicle Show (Hand 39) *****
Chapter Summary
     What's a pink popsicle between friends? A great show, that's what.
"I find it odd that I end up at the center of things even when I win," Rose
remarks drily as Jake gathers the cards. "Six of diamonds for the penalty
card."
Chances are high that someone's going out this time. Aradia and Rose trade
three cards, looking satisfied. You and Vriska are looking at A J 9 7 6...
well, that's no good. You trade the low cards... and get back K 5 2. Well crap.
Jade trades two, Nepeta follows suit (making Jane go pale) and Feferi doesn't
break the streak. John tosses one, the dealers drop two, and then it's time to
show hands.
Aradia and Rose have: Set of eights
You and Vriska have: Ace high
Karkat and Jade have: Two pair, tens and fours
Nepeta and Jane have: King high
Feferi and Dave have: Two pair, Queens and nines
Kanaya and John have: Two pair, aces and tens
Terezi and Jake have: Ace high
Safe, just barely. "Oh noooo," Jane moans. "AC doesn't mind," Nepeta shrugs as
she turns her back so Jane can remove her bra. Poor Janey, she'll warm up
eventually. Jane sighs, reaching over and undoing the catch. Nepeta turns back
to the group, shrugging out of her bra to reveal her small grey boobs - she
really is not much bigger than Rose, if at all - with cute olive tips. She's
staring straight at Karkat, who is furiously looking at his feet. Sure you are,
bud. Sure you are.
"So who's doing a dare?" Vriska pipes up. Oh right, that counts as a double
loss! "I was hoping you'd forget," Jane grumbles. "Rock paper scissors?" And
then, of course, she loses. Seething, your friend grabs the dare jar and
reaches for a slip. "Get a popsicle - well that's not so bad," she starts. You
shake your head knowingly. Poor Janey. "Split it, choose another player..." she
trails off. Rose smiles slyly. Oho! "Well. I have to choose someone." Her eyes
are darting to Jake. Come on Janey, you can do it! Suddenly her eyes go wide
and she starts shaking slightly, like she's been filled with energy. "I pick
Roxy!" she calls. "Jade, can we get a popsicle, please?" She comes over and
drags you by the hand back to her seat, whispering to you: "We have to finish
half of it with our mouths and melt the other half between us, then clean it
up. By, uh... well, by... with our tongues," she finishes lamely. Oh that
sounds like a lot of fun. Nonetheless, you have to raise an eyebrow, even as
your heart is fluttering slightly - why did she pick you? "You're going to help
me put on a show," she breathes in your ear. Clever, Janey!
Jade hands over a pink popsicle and Jane splits it, pressing herself against
you, your breasts smooshing together as she tries to pin the popsicle half
between you. It's tough to make it work as the cold ice pop makes you recoil
the first few times, which makes it drop and slip away, but eventually it's
thawed a bit and starting to melt and you're able to keep it between you,
partially lodged between your breasts but slowly slipping down to your bellies,
where Jane's soft curvature holds it. Looking your best friend in your eyes,
you try to imagine that this is for you, not for Jake, as you both work the
popsicle half with your tongues, every so often brushing one another,
accidentally on Jane's part but less so on yours. Her eyes are closing slightly
as she presses inward, keeping the popsicle half trapped. You're almost down to
the stick now, and then suddenly your lips are meeting as the remaining ice is
insufficient and her tongue is dancing slightly in your mouth. Her eyes open
wide before drifting closed again, and suddenly her mouth is pressing harder
against yours, her hands settling around you and her hips rolling forward. You
kiss back passionately, letting the wooden stick slide away as you taste your
friend through the sweet pink juice of the ice pop.
You break the kiss, panting, and Jane seems to come out of her haze. The other
half is good and melted and you're both quite sticky. "Sweet," you gasp as you
lean down and start licking Jane's breasts, only half-remembering that you're
doing this as part of the dare. You spare a glance around the circle as you
help her lean back. Nearly everyone is fixated on the two of you, as you hoped
they would be. And yes, Jake is in that number. His shorts are tented and he's
looking red. Mission accomplished, Janey, now let's bring this one home. You
run your mouth down her belly to lap up the trail of juice that ran from the
popsicle down to her panties, wetting them slightly, and let your tongue flick
just under the waistband to catch some of the sticky juice caught in the curly
black hairs beneath. Then it's your turn to lean back, and Jane puts her face
between your boobs and starts sucking like she's a pimply 13-year old
motorboating for the first time. She licks between them and down your stomach,
but stops shy of your panties. As she leans back, panting, you notice that her
face still has pink juice around it. You're still feeling wet and sticky
yourself. Jade tosses you both wet towels and you finish cleaning yourselves.
"Well, that was quite something," Kanaya comments out of the blue. "Really
though," Aradia concurs. None of the boys are saying anything, though Dave and
John both look like they want to die of embarrassment and Jake looks like he's
forgotten what words are. As for Karkat, he was studiously ignoring the whole
thing. "Can we get on with it now?" he grouses. "Right," says Rose, seeming to
wake from a trance as a popsicle appears in her hands, this one purple. "You're
welcome," Jade teases her as Rose taps a finger to her lips thoughtfully. Hm...
where ARE you going to go with this, Rose? You know, of course, that the
obvious choice would be... and yes, there she goes, walking over to John and
THEN THE FAKEOUT as she hands Kanaya half the popsicle. "I would appreciate
your assistance in this matter," she deadpans gravely. You're pretty sure
that's a jade-colored blush going on in those cheeks as Kanaya slides toward
the smaller girl, shivering as the popsicle touches her skin. Rose isn't doing
much better on that part. Come on, daughtermom, it's not THAT cold. The other
half, though... Kanaya and Rose are being extremely careful not to touch lips
as they work on the popsicle, and John looks like his brain fell out the back
of his head, jaw slack as his partner and his friend/crush/thing do some things
with all kinds of phallic implications. One of Rose's hands is on Kanaya's
breast, apparently for support (yeah right, go for it daughtermom!) and they
pop back as though electrocuted when the popsicle in their mouths vanishes and
their lips touch. Kanaya wraps an arm around Rose and just holds her. "It
hasn't melted completely," she mutters to John, who gives a surprisingly sly
look to his partner. There's that jade blush again.
Of course, now comes the licking, and while you really shouldn't be paying
attention to how Kanaya needs to pull Rose's skirt down slightly to follow the
purple juice, from this angle you've got the best look ever at some incredibly
nice Maryam behind, and goddamn Kanaya you need to start wearing pants more.
Rose looks like she's having more trouble keeping herself appropriately modest
while cleaning Kanaya, though she might be taking her time for other reasons as
well. Vriska's eyes are ablaze with something a lot like jealousy as she flicks
them from Kanaya to John's boxer tent and back again. "Why does she get to do
that?" your partner grumbles under her breath. Clearly Rose having so much of
Vriska's fun wasn't in the troll girl's plan for the evening. Oh well. "You'll
get your shot eventually," you reassure her with a patpat on the head that
draws an irate glare.
"Now then," Rose says as though she hadn't just been a sticky mess of grape
juice and hormones, "it's our deal. Aradia, penalty card?" "Queen of Hearts,"
the troll responds with a devious grin. Oh that could be trouble. You're still
not sure how this game hasn't run someone out yet, but it's got to start
claiming casualties soon.
***** Elimination (Hand 40) *****
Chapter Summary
     The first elimination occurs, with everything that implies.
After your little popsicle show, you're still feeling a bit hot and bothered.
You've done your calculating and are pretty sure that by the end of this hand,
it's likely someone's going to end up naked.
...which might be you and Vriska if you keep getting cards like these. She
shows you A 10 6 4 3. Come on. You throw away everything but the ace... and get
back A Q J 6. Alright, pair of aces isn't going to lose. You should be safe.
Jade takes the hand of cards from Karkat and trades one, Jane trades three and
looks like she's going to be sick, Feferi tosses four, John swaps two, Jake
throws one and Rose does likewise. Is it Jane and Nepeta again?
You and Vriska have: Pair of aces
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of fives
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high
Feferi and Dave have: King high
Kanaya and John have: Pair of nines
Terezi and Jake have: Flush in spades, ace high
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of twos
"Yep," Dave mutters, "that's what I thought." Feferi gives him a mock frown.
"Jeez, Dave, I didn't think you'd be so down about getting to undress a
princess." He gulps and blushes fiercely as she sticks out a leg for him,
coming dangerously close to flashing the goods underneath that short skirt.
"Come on Dave, you know you want to anyway." Jade is sitting expressionlessly
as Dave reaches out and grabs the stocking by the toe, awkwardly dragging it
down Feferi's leg. She presents the other one, turning to him and making his
eyes pop in a way that you just KNOW means he got an eyeful this time. Off
comes the second stocking, and then it's time for the skirt, which she stands
so he can slide down. Feferi's got a ridiculously nice ass, one you'd like to
cup and squeeze and snuggle, wide where it should be and bubbling out nicely,
She turns, giving you all a peek of her shaved mound (oh you devil, you planned
for this?) before kneeling down in front of a standing Dave. She's locked eyes
with him as she slowly drags his waistband down and wait, why are you watching
this? You don't want to see AND THERE'S THAT FOR YOU, sticking up straight and
proud as Dave looks totally embarrassed.
You didn't expect that the first time you saw a penis live it would belong to
your ecto-son. Who's also your ecto-dad., Goddamn your family has issues,
doesn't it? It's about average size from what you know on the subject, maybe a
bit thicker than normal, but it's also a very erect penis and Feferi's face is
hovering very close to it as her smile goes wide. You hurriedly look anywhere
else - Jane's apparent fascination, Nepeta's blushing grin as she flicks
glances toward Karkat, Rose's firmly shut eyes, Jade's open look of desire,
Terezi's grin as she sniffs the air, Kanaya's look of mild distaste. Aradia
looks curious, Karkat is blushing and looking angry with himself, John is
apparently laughing at all of this and Jake's... huh. Jake's giving Dave an
inscrutable look.
"Oh JA-neeeeey," Vriska singsongs, "you have a DARE to do!" Jane blushes
furiously as she remembers, and Rose's eyes pop open as she remembers, too.
Jane walks over to Dave and takes a deep breath, steeling herself, then mashes
her lips right into his face, apparently surprising the hell out of him with
how forceful she's being. His hands rise of their own volition to wrap around
her and her hips start to move and then the kiss breaks immediately as Jane
squeaks. Oops, looks like Little Dave got a bit too familiar. Feferi stands
slowly and sashays up to the older and taller girl, smiling up at her with
seductive eyes and a half-smile as she presses herself against Jane. You can
hear a whisper from the troll princess, but the words escape you. Jane shuts
her eyes tightly and leans in, letting Feferi take the lead on the kiss.
Feferi's right hand starts to migrate down as her left holds Jane in close, but
in a few seconds they're done and panting heavily, Jane looking properly
flustered and Feferi looking immensely pleased with herself.
"Thanks again Kanaya," Rose mutters as she stands and walks over to Dave. His
eyes are wide and he looks like he might shoot off prematurely once more as
Rose leans upward and brushes her lips against his, pressing herself in close
so that his erection is trapped between them. After a couple more nudges with
her lips, he seems to wake up, squeezing his eyes shut and going for the full
makeout, one hand roaming under her skirt to grab some ass. You should
absolutely not be watching this, watching your ecto-kids who are also your
ecto-parents making out with each other, Rose's fingers trailing up to touch
AND IT'S DONE and Dave looks horny as hell, not to mention confused, disheveled
and embarrassed, his boner refusing to cede any ground. Dave turns away from
the group and retreats to sit at the wall, hiding Little Dave from view but
giving you all a look at his firm toned backside. Feferi steps up, being only
slightly shorter than Rose, and gets a smile from ectomom as they melt into
each other. Now it's Kanaya who looks unreadable, as John goes fire engine red
and Rose tastes Feferi's mouth like she's a chocolate sundae. The kiss breaks,
the eyes flutter open - and then it's back on again, slow but somehow
insistent, like each of them has found a flavor that's too good to abandon.
Vriska coughs rudely and they break it up, Feferi doing a sexy walk over to the
wall to lean on poor Dave and run her fingers up and down his arm. "I'll keep
it warm for you," she says to no one in particular.
The game has at long last claimed its first casualties, and the result is that
the room is now feeling extremely warm and sweaty, not to mention tense. You
wonder what everyone else is thinking about the sudden increase in naked
people.
> BE SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN
***** BE SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN (1) *****
Chapter Summary
     Feferi, Karkat and Jake reflect on the first round of eliminations
     and the events preceding same.
Chapter Notes
     The BE SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN chapters weren't part of my original
     writing blitz, just a place I had kind of felt should be the natural
     point to check in with everyone else again. As such, they're a lot
     wordier than I'd set out for and might have a different feel than
     they should. Feedback as always is appreciated.
> BE FEFERI PEIXES
This evening has turned out so much better than you imagined! You're aware that
the punch has likely had more than a little to do with your current state of
confidence, but at the same time you've been kind of basking in the stares and
glances from the rest of the circle. It also helps that you seizing the
initiative with your human partner put you into a power position. Not that that
was the original reason to tease him, of course, and there have been other
benefits as well. You grin to yourself as you remember the feel of his human
boy thing, so warm and hard, under a thin piece of cloth in your hands. His
arms wrapped around you from behind, enfolding you like a living recuperacoon.
You could feel his nervousness, but none of it transferred to you at all. If
anything, it just made you feel more comfortable - you were never worried that
he'd push you for more than you were ready to try.
No, you definitely don't have any lingering resentments about a certain violet
blood. Shut up brain.
If you felt liberated before, now you've been seized with a sort of total
abandon. You've got nothing left to hide now (even less, really, since you, uh,
"prepared" for this possibility downstairs) and judging by the reactions you're
seeing you've got not a damn thing to be ashamed of either. You lick your lips
slightly, remembering the recent kisses with Rose and Jane. Oh yes, girls are
definitely worth a bit more attention than you'd been willing to pay them
before tonight. Jane's human rumble spheres were of a rather impressive scope,
and Rose... hmm...
There was something hidden behind the cool, almost shy approach there. You felt
it even more when she broke the kiss and came back for seconds - a kind of
thirst for intimacy that you felt a kinship with, something you'd buried within
yourself and kept restrained even when you were with Sollux, as though it was
what you had to do to cope with your dangerous lusus and psycho ex-moirail. You
want that feeling again. Even more than that, you want to find out who else has
it in them to give it to you. Kissing Karkat wasn't something you planned, just
a spur of the moment thing - if he had anything to add to that, he was probably
far too surprised to actually do so. Maybe it would be worth giving him another
go? You've noticed he's getting a lot of attention. There MUST be a reason for
that, right? Roxy Lalonde's rumble spheres are also quite lovely, and you
wouldn't mind an opportunity to make a detailed comparison between Lalondes now
that you've kissed one. As for Nepeta...
...well, someone needs to do that to you again. Ohh yes. That hit the spot.
In the meantime, you're enjoying the total freedom you feel as you sit next to
the now-naked Dave Strider. You've noticed some attention coming his way from
Jade and Terezi in particular and you're happy to tease them with mock-
possessiveness. If they want your partner, they can come get him. Maybe you can
charge them admission! You can see a lot of tension in the circle as you and
Dave lean back on the wall. Do you even really remember what it was like to be
so full of stress all the time?
> BE KARKAT VANTAS
YOU certainly remember what it's like to be full of stress all the gogdamn
time. Right now your modesty flap is the only thing standing between this
farcical medley of increasingly-randy cretins and your particularly ungainly
bone bulge, which you are sure is another trait, like your candy red blood,
that marks out your mutant shame. The conniving females, both troll and human,
have allowed their shenanigans to escalate well beyond what any even remotely
rational troll would allow. You squirm in embarrassment as you see stupid
Harley looking at you again. It's an embarrassed blush in your cheeks, not any
kind of aroused flush. Gogfuckingdammit.
And of course, your efforts to be the sensible one have mysteriously failed to
secure support from Kanaya, who is currently... well, you shouldn't be looking
at her when she's that level of undressed. None of you should be looking at any
other one of you in such a fucking public congress as this is, you figure - any
overly-hormonal overgrown wrigglers should get a fucking clue and a room and
leave you the hell out of it. That's right. There's no way you personally are
definitely enjoying the sight of, say, Harley right now. Or Terezi. Or Megido
or Peixes. Naked, naked Peixes. WAIT NO STOP THINKING LIKE THAT. You're
definitely not enjoying this in any way.
Except if you weren't, why else would you be here? Gogdammit, Past Karkat, this
is exactly why you signed up for this night of inane ligneous chit flinging.
The fact that you know that is making you burn with rage, because Present
Karkat isn't doing any better, and to be quite honest you don't have high hopes
for Future Karkat either. You're darkly satisfied with having given stupid
Egbert what for in the kissing contest, and if Serket wasn't completely 800
fucking percent satisfied with your sincere effort to perform the stupid human
"lap dance" thing, then too fucking bad for her. You did it exactly like those
videos you watched that one time for research into why humans are so stupid. It
was all stupid Strider's idea anyway.
...now, of course, you have to figure out what to do about Leijon. She's been
pretty fucking overt with the redrom desire all night, especially a few minutes
ago. You've never felt that flushed about her, but you've been... reacting...
in a way you're not used to. To be honest, you're a bit worried her Heart
powers are leaking out in a way that's affecting you and the others. You don't
want to hurt her feelings, but she's not Terezi shh brain or Harley shut up
brain or Strider would you SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN. Still, there's something...
kind of weirdly honest and guileless about how she treats you. It doesn't match
up with how you feel like you should feel, how you feel like you're allowed to
feel, but it does feel... good?
Speaking of feeling good... you're sitting on your gogdamn hands right now so
you don't repeat the totally definitely involuntary personal grooming accident
you were involved in COINCIDENTALLY at the same time that fucking Strider
erupted his genetic soup from his ecto-sister's taunting. You definitely don't
want to compare bone bulges and you're NOT EXAMINING THE FUCKING ALBINO HUMAN
ANATOMY is what you're not doing. Of course, when you look over at Feferi
instead PURELY AS COURTESY she fucking winks at you like she's reading your
gogdamn mind.
Part of you just wants to be safe behind a screen on Trollian, asking Kanaya in
private why almost everyone is making you flush in ways you find humiliating.
You wish through your disarrayed fury and self-contempt that you were somehow
more chill.
> BE SOMEONE MORE CHILL
Gad-fucking-zooks, you're fairly certain you're not ever going to be chill
again, not after the whiz-bang performance that your good friends Roxy and Jane
just put on. If your face isn't currently betraying anything, it's only because
your brain has done the old 23 skidoo. And now, of course, there's a naked
alien girl standing next to your ex-boyfriend's younger brother, himself in
birthday suit and admittedly quite the figure as you reckon such things. You've
been subconsciously sizing up his wedding tackle in comparison to a related set
you've some passing familiarity with and it seems Dave did a bit better than
Dirk in that area. Not that you should be concerning yourself with that, of
course. Not with that at all.
Really, you should be pretty concerned about the fact that you saw your ecto-
somesortofrelative's well-freckled bosom. You really shouldn't have. Sure, you
coughed to get her to cover up, but before that, you HAD been looking. It's
just that she reminds you of Janey in some ways. Then of course there's your
partner, the strange blind troll girl with the too-small knickers that expose
some rather dazzling behind. You're not just her assistant in burlesque
anymore; you've now become up close and personally acquainted with far more of
her skin than is decent. Tongue first, no less, and the second time without
even chocolate sauce for an excuse. Dirk always concealed his physical
responses under a steely mask of cool dude, which was kind of alienating.
Pyrope, though... maybe it's just because of her enhanced senses, but you could
feel the jitters and quakes as your tongue slid over her and it just seemed so
much more REAL than your time with... well, best not to dwell.
Then of course there was the cat troll and her total lack of personal
boundaries, and of course the troll princess has had her melons hanging free
for a while now and they're just the ticket. You were NOT prepared for Roxy's
suddenly topless turn, nor for Megido's rather excellent kiss. You're still not
sure how you should feel about your reaction to seeing one of your best friends
nearly nude, but then...
...well, of course, there's Janey. You had occasionally had an inkling that she
might have a bit of a thing for you, but you'd been pretty sure that most
evidence pointed in the other direction. It's not like she never had the
opportunity to tell you, and of course you're a very alert and perceptive
person. Obviously her feelings, whatever they actually are, were buried very
deep down where nobody could see. When the dam burst, though... well. THAT was
a rather... thorough... kiss. It reminded you of the first days with Dirk,
except more clumsy and less self-assured. Jane makes you feel... well, several
VERY less than gentlemanly things, let's hold our horses there Little Jake, but
also special and desired in a different way than your ex. You're pretty shocked
at how bold she's been; she's always been the most reserved out of the four of
you, and yet here she is, topless and topless and something about a pair of
large jugs... er, sorry, let's try to get back on the topic of how incredible
your friend's bust is. Wait no. Your other friend. Is she more than a friend?
That's something that takes talking, you're pretty sure - though you've never
dated a girl before, so maybe it's different, but then... well, for the moment,
she's a very, very sexy, very, very topless young lady who's looking at you as
though you're a chocolate cake and she's been starved for months.
Considering you didn't have any plans for the evening, the complexities and
apparent schemes that are spinning around are kind of overwhelming. You're not
used to this many irons being in any sort of fire. Maybe if you were someone
with more expertise in that department?
***** BE SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN (2) *****
Chapter Summary
     Vriska, Terezi and Rose have some thoughts on all the naked.
> BE VRISKA SERKET
Wow, things really have NOT been going your way at all. From stupid Karkat's
ass-wiggling in your face to failing to trick Rose, not to mention John's
continued failure to fail hard enough for deployment of the human boy thing. Of
course, now you can see one - it's the WRONG one, since it's that smug bastard
who made you feel NOTHING AT ALL, so who even cares about how stiff it looks or
how much thicker than a finger it is. If Strider thinks you're going to give
him the satisfaction, he's got another thing coming. And how fucking dare
Karkat call you gaunt? Or terrible? Or bony? You're slender and tall and
willowy, that's all. So fuck you, Karkat.
Of course, you did get to squeeze your partner's boobs, NOT THAT THAT MATTERS
AT ALL, and your Scourge Sister's current state of undress pleases you for some
reason you're too clever to allow yourself to name. You have to admit, they're
pretty nice. So are Roxy's. So are Crocker's. SO WHAT BRAIN, MAYBE SHUT UP AND
DON'T MAKE COMPARISONS THAT ARE UNFAVORABLE. You're much too awesome to put up
with that kind of traitorous hoofbeastmanure from your own brain. So what if
everyone likes Crocker's boobs better than yours? Yours are none of their
fucking business. Sure, exceptions could be made for certain individuals, but
it's not like you're just going to offer. You did enjoy losing your bra, since
the circumstances played right into your hands. Mm, John's hands. Mm, Kanaya's
hands. Wait no, stop thinking about that! You're supposed to be MAD that you
haven't gotten everything you wanted yet.
Like how you're MAD that you didn't get to help lick Terezi, not like you
wanted to but because you obviously have greater mouth expertise than Joke
English. Obviously. Or how you're MAD that Leijon found a weak spot you didn't
know you had and made you melt a little. SO MAD ABOUT THAT. You're SO MAD that
you HAD to kiss stupid Vantas on the mouth and then PRETEND to purr as you felt
his bone bulge underneath you, just so you could trick him and feel like a
winner in more ways than one ONLY ONE WAY. Gogdammit, why are you even thinking
about stupid sexy Karkat NO HE'S NOT SEXY you don't even want blackrom with him
too much OR AT ALL even though apparently it could be really hot. Speaking of
potentially hot caliginous options you totally don't have any interest in
pursuing, you were SO MAD when Dave... when he... stop squirming, girl, get a
hold of yourself. He's not John, he's just stupid Strider with the golden
tongue that touched you like nothing ever has before and you could see John
looking at you when it happened. It wasn't the most amazing experience of your
life and something you want a lot more of with people you can dare to trust. It
was so NOT that. If anything, he was just another disappointment like dumb ol'
Tavros, totally failing to seize the opportunity to take you further than you
dreamed. His stupid ecto-sister didn't even have the courtesy to do the job
right. Not like you wanted her to anyway.
You're still waiting for this game to really pay off for you, and of course you
still have a shot at winning. You just can't screw up until you get John naked.
On the bright side, now that eliminations have started, you've got solid proof
that people will actually go all the way with this thing. You're so going to
win, and then... well then, you'll get everything you want. Maybe you'll be
nice enough to help a Scourge Sister out with her own desires. If she begs
nicely. Would she?
> BE A SCOURGE SISTER
If only you could see, you're pretty sure you'd be openly ogling everything
going on around you right now. As is, you've been working to make sense of new
and exciting varieties of your friends' natural odors, and if anyone else could
sense the world the way you could they'd know just how much attention you've
been paying to extremely recent events. As far as you're concerned, this scheme
has only been getting better and better, whether it's smelling Vriska's
combined arousal and frustration or hearing how much trouble Feferi has been
able to cause. You're not so sure that she didn't have more of a hand in
setting this up than you realized... she's not SUPPOSED to be the devious one,
but gogdamn if she hasn't been able to stir the pot more than anyone else. She
also smells amazing, but that's neither here nor there.
You were worried that someone might shut the game down before it got this far,
so you're pretty happy that everyone's levels of inebriation and inhibition
seem to have moved in opposite directions. Your partner has proven to be a
pretty awesome guy, particularly in the tongue bath department... you shiver as
you remember how good that felt. BOTH times, actually. Gogdamn, did you really
get to enjoy that twice? Hell yes you did. Egbert didn't do such a bad job
either. You might have gotten hot and bothered enough to try catching someone
with a kiss, but you're not really sure. They kind of did a number on you. Then
there was making out with Megido, got to try that again... smelling Vriska and
Dave's odors mingling, Dave's CURRENT odor, which is filling your brain with
colors and your black panties with moisture... Leijon was fun, Karkat's
continued humiliation is just the best, and you're so pleased to have been such
an integral part of that. You also got some extremely nice and unexpectedly hot
attention from younger Lalonde. No, you definitely weren't expecting that at
all. And when she was teasing Dave...
To be honest, you figured you were the one on top of this whole game, but that
episode left you hotter than you expected. Really, things have all kind of
escalated for you. You were rubbing yourself in front of all these people! Over
the panties, sure, but still. Rose also hinted that Dave has been looking at
you, which makes you feel a warm surge of pride. You know from firsthand
experience that you don't have the same incredible physique as Megido, and
Vriska... well, you never felt pretty next to her, even though others told you
she wasn't anything special. Easy for Karkat to say, he doesn't like her. And
Peixes is always nice. So why would you take their word for it? Now, though...
Well, needless to say you've enjoyed the attention. And you hate to admit it,
but they've got you sufficiently frazzled that right now you're pretty sure
you'd let just about anyone do anything they wanted. Why can't you be someone
more composed?
> BE ROSE LALONDE
The worst dare ever just got worse for you, didn't it? You knew there was a
possibility this would happen, but you still didn't EXPECT to be kissing your
ecto-sibling. Certainly not in his current state of undress. Or yours, really,
you think as you feel the air between your legs. Taunting him was one thing, a
fairly simple matter of pushing as many Freudian buttons as you could with the
general expectation that you'd hit the right target eventually thanks to Dave's
natural desire for external validation coupled with his need to conceal his
feelings behind "irony." However, his was most definitely NOT the penis you
were considering getting to know a little better tonight.
The truth is, you haven't really come to terms with how you feel about most
people, or most of what's going on. You're playing this all far cooler than you
actually feel. Why did you lean in to kiss Dave? You could have made that so
much more dull. Why didn't you just bite him until he moaned, instead of
verbally pushing not just his buttons but also, it looked like, almost everyone
else's? You keep telling yourself you aren't interested, that it's incest and
therefore gross, and that you're not attracted to Strider anyway, but be honest
with yourself, just how much of that is actually true? Aren't you, really, just
as messed up as he is?
Well no, nobody's as messed up as Strider is.
You hate these combining feelings of self-loathing and pride - WHY didn't you
embrace how you felt and just kiss John? Or do something else to him... but no,
you had to be the composed and inscrutable one. You're mentally kicking
yourself for that, even as your heart does cartwheels about getting to kiss
Kanaya, getting to touch her and lick her and be licked by her... for some
reason it's just been easier to own up to THAT part of yourself. Which has a
certain kind of inherent irony to it. It helps that your partner is, according
to your estimates, sex incarnate - a fact that you've now collected some
experimental data on. You've also now locked lips with Feferi, Nepeta and for
some insane reason your own ecto-mom, who also... well, you don't know whether
there's a scale for THAT sort of thing, and you'd really like to put it out of
your mind and focus on John. Kanaya. Not Dave. Aradia. Feferi. Nobody.
Yourself! Yes, why not focus on how good you apparently look in long black
stockings? You're pretty sure this is the look they call Zettai Ryouiki, likely
only enhanced by your conspicuous absence of underthings, and you have to admit
you enjoy the feel of the stockings on your slim legs. Not to mention, of
course, how much you enjoyed watching John watching you put them on. He's kind
of hopelessly transparent, which is endearing and adorable and for some reason
makes you feel like a winner.
You should really break down why that is. For clinical reasons. And of course
it might be worth breaking down the psychology of someone who's attracted to
you.
***** BE SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN (3) *****
Chapter Summary
     Kanaya and Dave chime in.
Chapter Notes
     This chapter is going to be edited to add Dave and Jane, I just
     wanted to get this part up for everyone ASAP.
> BE KANAYA MARYAM
It is probably well past time to admit that you are well past any of the many
mental lines you had drawn regarding how far you'd allow this game to progress.
You shake your head ruefully as your image of yourself as the "reasonable" one
gets smashed by memories of all the many things you have already done that
exceed all of your carefully-established boundaries and then some. You have not
only touched but actually STROKED a human boy thing, been necked by Leijon,
helped undress Vriska, made out with Aradia AND with John Egbert...
...and, of course, all those wonderful things you did with Rose.
You never expected that you would allow any of this, and even with the strong
suspicion that there was alcohol in that punch to loosen some inhibitions,
yours were supposed to be a cast-iron vault. Sure, you can understand some
lingering feelings for Vriska leading you astray, and certainly Aradia, Feferi,
Jane and Roxy in particular offer some rather stimulating visuals, but allowing
yourself to reach this level of nudity... you are not actually sure, even now,
how you let things get this far. You could certainly have stopped it; you would
have had backup. Instead... well, here you are, Maryam. Touching yourself in
front of everyone. Your rumble spheres hanging out firm and proud, in plain
view of girls and boys alike. Teasing Vriska as you undressed her. Licking
sugary juice off of Rose...
...where were you again? Oh yes. You had been sure that you would end the game
when John was required to kiss you, totally repulsed by the idea of locking
lips with a male. Reflexive disgust, mixed with more than a bit of real fear
and uncertainty - for one thing, you have simply never found males to be
particularly attractive, no more so than, say, a nice-looking rock or a
majestic lusus. You can appreciate aesthetic specifics, especially when
provided with a suitable rubric, they just do not happen to matter to you.
Then, of course, there would have been some lingering issues with how you
relate to males thanks to your copious and universally terrible interactions
with Eridan Ampora, the Free Musclebeast Excursion Nobody Asked For. You always
felt a measure of discomfort when he talked about relationships, as though
desperate for anything concupiscent with any troll who would have him, and you
never wanted to give him any leeway to start thinking of you in that way. Your
reflexive need to auspitice, you feared, would make him believe he had some
excuse to put his fishy moves on you.
All that apprehension, though, melted away when your totally earnest partner,
John Egbert, whispered to you. "Listen, you're really pretty and cool, but I
like Rose. And I'm kind of confused about too many other people right now. You
like Rose too, right? And maybe... not really boys, so much? Can we both think
of Rose, and maybe just... let's be monorails, okay? I'd like to be your
monorail." That rambling, foolish, overly-earnest and terminology-flunking
overture somehow put you totally at ease - suddenly, you understood why it
seemed that Rose was so attracted to Egbert. You had always just mentally
tagged him as Less Angry Alien Karkat, but there's more to your partner -
honesty and awkwardness and a willingness to take an uncertain first step - and
with the whole circle watching, you just embraced it, locking on to a mental
image of Rose and throwing yourself into the kiss the crowd wanted to see. It
may have lasted rather longer than either of you had planned or would really
have cared for, but when it ended, gone were any worries that John might want
to pursue flushed feelings, any concern that he might want something from you
that you did not care to give.
Trust, it turns out, feels good enough.
Admittedly, the human boy thing is not as terrifying as Gamzee made bone bulges
out to be. You are not sure what all the fuss is about - it is a relatively
stiff, warm flesh protrusion, and the one that you have now seen, sticking out
from Dave Strider's pallid form, is reddish and wrinkly and not at all
appealing. Perhaps later you should ask Karkat to provide a comparison, just so
you understand - assuming, of course, that he is not himself eliminated, as now
seems quite possible. You shift your focus to Feferi, who is proudly posing
and... you can feel the blood rushing to your cheeks as she kisses Jane
Crocker. My, but those are some... admirable physiques, you think. Of course,
while you found Rose and Dave's kiss to be amusingly awkward - that silly taboo
that humans have, honestly - Rose and Feferi...
You feel more heat, now, all over - part of your mind screaming that if Rose is
kissing any troll it should be you, part remembering just how good it felt, and
part of you wanting to be in Rose's place right now. Where did THAT come from,
Maryam? You sigh ruefully. No, you are definitely no longer the rational voice
of reason in this crowd. You are just as bad as the rest. John pats you on the
shoulder, and you smile. If this is what is going to happen, you tell yourself,
then you may as well be sure to enjoy it.
After all, there are perks for losing.
> BE DAVE STRIDER
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck... where's your ironic flexing now, you ask yourself? Your
reservoir of cynical detachment has gotten the merry shit kicked out of it is
what that's about, and now you're standing here without so much as your shades
to keep any bit of you concealed. So of course you've got a raging boner right
now, that's just to be expected, really. To be honest, you're surprised you've
only gone off once but maybe let's not think about how that happened, right
Strider? So right. SO right. Cause that was so wrong, is what that was. Man, so
much of this evening has gone so wrong and been so wrong and why did you ever
think you were ready for this shit? You've been totally off the rails ever
since Rose went FUCKING INSANE and took a psychiatric hacksaw to your irony
shell while sticking Freudian daggers right into the horniest parts of your
brain. How the fuck were you supposed to react to that? How do you even deal
with being that exposed? Especially when all you can think about is how exposed
everyone else is?
Alright, cool it Dave. Think rationally here. You can't get any MORE naked, so
that's a thing, and you can definitely wrangle some ironic losing points which
are a real thing and not something stupid you just made up. Fucking hell
though, you just don't even know anymore. You know this boner isn't going away,
that's for damn sure, not now that Jade's all stripped down to her green
panties and her long legs and freckles and those perfect-sized boobs are NOT
HELPING and then... John's definitely not looking at you anymore, which is
probably good, cause you were macking on his topless and insanely hot mom and
you KNOW your hands were going to some soft and squeezy places they maybe could
have not gone?
Fuck that was awesome.
You try not to look at anyone in particular, but your boner knows the score -
Terezi, her small teal nipples pointy and perfect, those slender legs you'd
like to have wrapped around you... crazy spidertroll, who you got way more up
close and personal with than you wanted to, got a full-on view of THAT at point
blank range... John's hot partner, who looks like a model and has been
eyefucking your hot sister YOUR REGULAR SISTER YOU MEAN and your hot mom YOUR
REGbah fuck it your mom's hot and you know it and you know she knows it and you
know she knows you know it. All the girls are hot. What the fuck is wrong with
you? Can you maybe NOT objectify literally every female you can see, including
the tiny cat troll? Let's try that.
...well THAT sucked, cause now all you're thinking about is how hot all the
dudes are too. What the fuck, Strider, focus on smuppets or some shit, get your
mind out of Karkat's toned abs and John's boxer bulge and the sturdy man-wall
that is Jake English. Who even thinks things like "sturdy man-wall?" Feferi's
saying something and you're not even paying attention, just wandering off to
sit down. You're in so far over your fucking head now - Rose was right, you're
just a total mess of a person. What you wouldn't give to be anyone else right
now.
***** UPDATE NOTICE *****
Chapter Summary
     Quick status update, to be later replaced by actual written chapter.
Hi everyone, I hope you all had a good holiday.
Over the holiday season my computer got destroyed, which has stopped me from
writing until I can procure a replacement. Fortunately, I had later material
already written up, but the BE SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN chapters were being written
live and so right now I can't complete them with my limited device
availability.
Until I get a new device, and because it's been so long since the last update,
I think the best course is for me to post from the archived stuff I already
wrote. I'll double back to finish these chapters as soon as I can; I just don't
want to leave my readers in the lurch.
***** A Good, Clean Burlesque (Hand 41-42) *****
Chapter Summary
     Lapdances and Chippendales become feature acts as a third player
     joins the ranks of the eliminati.
Vriska is all business as she gathers up the cards for the next deal, reaching
over to prod Jake. "Penalty card," she reminds him. "Uh, eight of... spades?"
"That's right!" she says sweetly as she starts to deal. Jade is still looking a
bit dazed and confused.
Karkat trades two cards, Jane refuses to discard any, Kanaya swaps four, Terezi
keeps her hand, Aradia and Rose trade three, and you... are looking at Queen
high. Still, with the Jack and the ten... "I'm gonna gamble," you tell Vriska,
ignoring her objection as you trade two cards. An 8 and a 4 won't help with
anything. Oh well.
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of threes
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of sevens
Kanaya and John have: Pair of nines
Terezi and Jake have: Pair of aces
Aradia and Rose have: King high
You and Vriska have: Queen high
"That was close," Aradia remarks as Vriska scowls at you. "You're going to
gamble? Why? Why not go the safe route and throw it all?" she complains.
"Relax," you remind her, "we have dares." You grab the jar and feel around -
not many slips left in there now - but Vriska takes it away from you. "Oh no
you don't, I'm going first. Don't need your 'luck' rubbing off on me." She
pulls a slip. "Get your grind on with the winner? STRIDER, THIS WAS YOU."
"Don't hate the player, hate the game," Dave calls ironically from his seat at
the wall. "But there's two of them," she complains. "So do both," you suggest
with a grin.
"We should consult the intentions of the writer of the dare," Kanaya suggests,
leading to Dave calling out "Yeah, you're doing both" and Vriska growling under
her breath. "Come on Serket, you owe me a lap dance," Terezi smirks as Vriska
scowls. She crawls over and sits on Terezi's lap, slowly rotating her hips and
looking irritable. "You can do better than that," the blind troll tells her as
she slaps Vriska on the butt. "Oh you are SO DEAD," your partner fumes as she
picks up the pace. Terezi is rubbing Vriska's legs as she pushes her hips
forward, inhaling deeply and seeming to shake slightly in time with Vriska's
grinding. Eventually, Vriska barks "Am I done yet?" "I'm not," Terezi mutters,
drawing laughs, but Vriska is already dismounting so she can get on Jake's lap.
You notice she loses a lot of bravado as she settles her blue-clad rear on
Jake's obvious tent. That's right, you missed her reaction to Dave's denuding,
and she's been all about the human boy thing tonight...
"Oh wow," she murmurs as her hips swivel slowly, eyes going wide. "Ohh... don't
go getting any..." she exhales raggedly, "ideas, Joke. You're not... you're
not..." she stops talking and squeezes her eyes shut as her movements become
faster and more erratic, her breasts jiggling slightly as she gyrates and
bounces on Jake's lap. One of her hands is down in her panties and the other is
squeezing her left breast, creating a really hot display that's obviously
having an effect on Jake, to say nothing of the others watching them. Jane has
a hand in her crotch as well, John's tent is back with a vengeance, Terezi has
a hand in her panties and Kanaya is slowly fingering the front of hers. Aradia
is watching with keen interest while Nepeta looks a bit hot and bothered. Jade,
of course, is looking anywhere else.
"I think you've paid your dues on there, Serket," Jake pipes up, and Vriska's
eyes pop open as though she's woken from a dream. She leaps off his lap and
back next to you like she'd been set on fire, glaring furiously at him and
everyone else as she covers herself with her arms again. You'll pretend you
didn't see the wet spot on the front of her panties. Of course.
"My turn!" You reach into the jar. "Next time someone loses, you have to take
off their clothes with your teeth. Well that's boring." Yeah, why couldn't you
ride some Jake English too? Uncharitable thoughts aside...
Karkat's already got the deck in hand. "Time for someone to lose. Terezi,
penalty card?" "Ten of hearts." And out come the cards. Jane trades three
immediately, Kanaya and John swap two, Terezi and Jake exchange three, Rose
trades four, and now... oh look, Vriska's grinning. Pair of eights? Pair of
eights. No sense swapping now, it can only make your lives worse. Jade swaps a
single card. "Okay, let's see who we beat!" she grins.
Nepeta and Jane have: King high
Kanaya and John have: Ace high
Terezi and Jake have: Queen high
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high
You and Vriska have: Pair of eights
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of Kings
Terezi is already shaking her head. It's hard to do worse than Queen high,
really. "Looks like one of us is about to end up in the altogether," Jake
remarks casually as he takes the dare jar. Are there really only two slips
left? "Well then! Seems I've been hoist by my own petard!" He looks around the
room. "John my good sir, you and I are about to stir up a hullabaloo among
these fine ladies." "Oh! Uh... how?" "We're switching undies. And as I am not a
pansy and neither are you a candyass yellow chicken, we're going to do it right
here." John looks alarmed. Vriska squees and goes bright blue. Rose is trying
to look impassive but failing thanks to the color in her cheeks, while Jade
buries her face in her hands.
John and Jake stand and walk to the side of the room opposite Dave and Feferi,
facing away from the audience. "Now ladies," Jake chides, "this is a good,
clean burlesque we're operating here. I don't want to hear anything under three
catcalls and a whistle, got that?" Dave starts making ironic stripper music
noises as Feferi joins in. You can't take your eyes off the rock-hard that's
about to come into view. Jake bobs his hips from side to side a few times in a
parody of whatever he thinks stripping is as John does a very silly twerk,
earning laughs and the desired number of catcalls. Now the waistbands are
slowly sliding down, revealing asscrack and some really toned cheeks - then the
pulldown abruptly stops, as each of them carefully steps out of their boxers
without turning or bending over. How did they even... and now the boxers are
lowering, and good lord you want to grab some of what's going on back there.
The show's not over yet, though, and Jake hangs his boxers on YES THEY'RE ON
THERE ALRIGHT as he turns around, looking like a flagpole is attached to his
crotch. You can't see anything, of course, but it's waving around in a way you
can't ignore. John settles for holding his boxers in front of himself and
flossing back and forth with them, barely hinting at anything beneath. Now
they're turning around, the boxers are being handed off, and Jake's having a
bit of trouble with John's undies, having to bend over slightly to pull them
up. John is having an easier go of it, and before long Operation Underwear Swap
is complete, the two boys sitting down to applause, catcalls and whistles.
"Rose's turn!" Vriska calls, but Rose shakes her head. "I'm not wearing
underwear, remember? Therefore, I am not obliged. " Jake and Terezi are playing
a short game of rock paper scissors, which Terezi loses. "Haha! Who's the
better scourge sister now? In your face, Pyrope!" Vriska taunts as Terezi gets
to her feet. "Hey waitaminute," you protest, "I have a dare, I get to do this!"
"Oops, sorry Roxy," Jake says casually, moving out of the way so you can crawl
over and do your job. Terezi looks nervous, hands balled at her sides, as she
feels you next to her. You get on your knees, not needing much height to reach
her waistband, and bite at it. Slowly it drags down past her pelvic bone, but
only on the one side. You adjust position and do the other next, just a bit of
loosening, then to the middle to tug down ever so slightly until you see some
black fuzz. Suddenly you have a devious idea. Letting her waistband snap back,
you move your head down, teasing the front of the fabric with your teeth and
making Terezi squirm. You get to the bottom and latch on, tugging at the gusset
in a way you know must be getting through to what's on the other side. You can
smell her now, a different odor than Rose but with some of the same essential
fragrance, and you push your face inward to breathe it in for a moment and
press your mouth against her mound, capturing more of the fabric in your teeth
as you pull away slowly. You're unduly satisfied with Terezi's ragged breathing
and protesting squeaks as you work your magic, and as her panties slowly drag
downward you're rewarded with the first look at her dark patch and the hint of
lips underneath.
Getting them down her legs is a bit more of a hassle, but you make it work, and
in short order Terezi is officially the third player eliminated. Suddenly
there's an "OHGOD" from Dave, and you look over to see Feferi sucking on her
fingers quite suspiciously. Jake leads Terezi over to sit next to them, and
Feferi leans over to stick one of her fingers in Terezi's mouth. Dave looks
like he's going to faint. You're just going to ignore that hint of white that
you definitely did not see on Feferi's hand. Yep. Just all kinds of ignoring
that. And of course Terezi has a cute butt too, why not? Not the athletic hiney
of Jake or the callipygian wonder of Feferi, just small and round and firm.
Nepeta is elbowing Jane, who sighs. "Yes, yes, I know." She walks over and sits
next to Terezi, who smirks but is unprepared for Tipsy Jane's Wild Ride, the
kiss coming from an angle Terezi didn't anticipate. She doesn't seem to know
what to do with her hands as Jane mashes her breasts against the troll girl's
torso, eventually settling for just feeling around the older girl's body and
taking the measure of her. Jane stops abruptly as Terezi snakes a hand up to
cop a feel. "Wait... what's that salty taste?" Is that... EWWWWWW!!!" and with
that she's done, running back to her seat and hurriedly downing the rest of her
drink. You can't help but laugh a bit at your best friend, though you're
honestly surprised she got to taste it before you did. Rose is already there to
replace her, pressing a knee between Terezi's legs as she leans over her for a
softer but more drawn-out kiss, her short skirt dangerously close to giving the
circle a free show. Each of them has a hand on the other's boob and you can see
a bit of full body motion between them before Rose breaks the moment and goes
back to her seat. Terezi is looking hot and bothered.
"WHY DOES NOBODY FINISH THE JOB, GOGDAMMIT?" she yells as Rose leaves her. Dave
puts a hand on her thigh and Feferi crawls over to take Rose's spot, a hand
going down where Rose's knee was. Uh oh... where might this be going? Should
you watch? Should you not? You're going to, of course, you'd just like to know
for the record what propriety would say so you can most properly thumb your
nose in its general direction. Ecto-son or no, Terezi and Feferi are sexy
devils and you refuse to miss this. But just what is "this" going to be?
***** You Can't Spell Prospit Without "Sit Prop" (Hand 43-44) *****
Chapter Summary
     The nudity level doubles as the thirteenth sign of the Zodiac makes
     its presence known.
You see Feferi moving her head down, sucking on Terezi's small teal nipples,
and then proceed to "AHEM!" Kanaya barks. "WE... have a game to continue."
She's not sounding as above it all as her words suggest, but John's already
dealing as Karkat calls "Two of fucks." "Two of what?" John asks.
"Hoofbeasts... uh... two... two of..." annnnnd it's clear Karkat's attention
has gone bye-bye as Terezi starts moaning. Jade takes charge: "FIVE OF HEARTS!"
Jake keeps his opening hand, Aradia and Rose swap four, and then it's you and
Vriska with a pair of twos and a King kicker. Can you afford to stand with the
worst pair? "Twos isn't enough anymore," Vriska whispers to you, and you nod
agreement. Trading two cards gets you to an Ace kicker, but still not enough.
Karkat and Jade stay pat, Nepeta and Jane trade two cards, and Kanaya and John
follow suit. Where do things stand now?
Jake has: Pair of eights
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of sevens
You and Vriska have: Pair of twos
Karkat and Jade have: Pair of nines
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of sixes
Kanaya and John have: Straight, ace-high
Sometimes it's just not in the cards. You turn to Vriska, expecting a scowl and
an argument about why you should be the one to lose, but she's got a weird look
on her face, like she's in a trance. "I lose," she says dreamily. "Keep this
card, the winner has to undress you." Oh. OHOHO! You go, girl! She walks over
to John and Kanaya, who share a look as they run their hands up her legs toward
her waist. She doesn't seem to register how visible that wet spot is - not that
it'll matter momentarily, you suppose. Kanaya darts her fingers under the leg
of Vriska's panties teasingly as she leans up to rest her fangs under the
fabric, while John is blowing lightly on her skin as he gently tugs the
material down. The two of them are having a serious effect on her. As the
panties drop, you notice that Vriska really doesn't have much of a butt going
on at all; she's kind of flat back there. Her nude state, however, makes her
slender legs seem even longer, and with the fabric away you can see her velvety
black pubes. John's eyes look like they're ready to pop out of his head, and
Kanaya's in no better state. Vriska wakes from her daze and squawks in
embarrassment, covering herself and runnning over to sit next to Terezi, who's
looking very worn-out indeed. Feferi's looking extremely smug and Dave looks
just plain gobsmacked by it all.
Jake's got the cards and is dealing as John says "Seven of clubs, I guess?"
You're out of last chances now, Roxy... it won't be long before it's you over
there on the wall. Glancing back at Terezi, you don't think that would be so
bad. Aradia trades two cards, and play moves to you, with... oh shit! Two pair,
eights and threes! You're not messing with that. Jade and Karkat trade two
cards, but they're looking pretty sick at the result. Jane trades three, Kanaya
and John do likewise, and Jake just throws his entire hand away and looks
pleasantly surprised at the results.
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of fives
You have: Two pair, eights and threes
Karkat and Jade have: King high, and the penalty card!
Nepeta and Jane have: Pair of Queens
Kanaya and John have: Ace high
Jake has: Set of nines
"Well damn," John says as Karkat begins to oscillate. "GOGDAMMIT EGBERT, IT HAD
TO BE THE FUCKING SEVEN OF CLUBS, DIDN'T IT? SO THAT'S US OUT. I HOPE YOU'RE
PROUD OF YOURSELF." Jade sighs. "At least I know I don't have to do a dare now.
There's no point in me saving myself." She pauses, and her eyes widen. You've
already gotten there, but it's only coming to her now - Vriska's dare. And the
winner...
"Oh NO! NOT AGAIN!" she wails. "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?" "You liked it
last time," Vriska sneers at her from the wall. "Is that what you're worried
about? That you'll like it this time, too?" Jade is looking confused and
furious. Jake finally gets there. "OH! I see... that's not cricket, is it? Oh
well, it's just until I win a hand, or until I lose, really... we'll just have
to give 'em what for!" But now Jane is scarlet too. "That's going to get me,
too. I have to make out with... with..." she twitches. "Yes, but that was
always going to happen," Kanaya reasons. "You humans make way too much of an
issue of this," Karkat grumbles. "Look, this is all really simple - none of you
grew up together, and while they may be genetic facsimiles they can't be the
same fucking people; they're from a different fucking universe. Any context for
this being 'awkward' or 'gross' is something you're making up all on your own.
So GET OVER YOURSELVES."
It's obvious Karkat is enjoying no longer having to keep quiet as he stands to
get it over with. Jade moves behind him to abruptly yank down his shorts,
resulting in an offended yelp from the troll as he tries to cover SWEET BRO AND
HELLA JEFF HE'S A SNAKE NOT A CRAB. Karkat is doing a very bad job of
concealing his bone bulge, but you caught an eyeful of one hell of a lot of
manhood there. He turns to face Jade, muttering under his breath and keeping
his privates hidden from the rest of you as he rather gently kneels to tug down
her panties, Jade covers herself with her hand, but you note that Karkat's not
squawking anymore. Jane's on her feet already, looking a bit curious despite
herself as she raises her hands to Karkat's shoulders and pulls him down to her
level for a smooch, slowly shifting closer to him until contact with his other
head reminds her what's afoot. Embarrassed, she lets him go and takes Jade by
the hand. Jane's ecto-thingie looks puzzled as Jane leads her over to Jake,
until "Your dare. You sit." Is she really going to... as Jade settles her bare
butt on Jake's tent and shifts awkwardly, Jane locks eyes with him and kneels
down in front of them, pressing up hard against Jade as she goes in for a
surprisingly lusty kiss. Jade doesn't look like she knows which way she's going
as her ecto-mom simultaneously makes out with her while using her as a
surrogate to grind her ecto-dad.
It may just be the hottest thing you've seen so far tonight, Jane's big soft
bosom engulfing Jade's more modest assets as the shorter girl takes dominance
over her ecto-kin. You know there's tongue going on in there, and by how much
she's pushing against Jade you expect Jake is getting one hell of an
inadvertent lapdance. The poor boy is slack-jawed as Jane's show continues, and
he's far from the only one. Rose and Karkat have stopped kissing to stare wide-
eyed at the spectacle, Aradia has a hand in her undies, Kanaya and Nepeta are
looking on with decided fascination and even Vriska can't conceal her
curiosity. The prize, though, goes - not to you, though you're just stroking
down your own slit for all it's worth, nor to John, whose eyes are closed and
ears plugged, but to Terezi and Dave. It's obvious the troll girl has taken
advantage of what the visuals must have done to Dave, and now her head is in
his crotch and he's moaning like mad. Feferi is demurely licking her own
fingers again.
***** Feferi Is The Best (Hand 45) *****
Chapter Summary
     Friends put on a show, a short-lived dare expires, and a kitty has
     some playtime.
Rose gives Karkat one last kiss and an "Impressive, Mr. Vantas," before sliding
off of him and walking over to gently tap Jane on the shoulder. Finally your
best friend pops up for air, her glasses askew and her face covered in sweat.
Your ecto-mom takes Jane's place, sitting spread-legged on Jade's lap and
giving her a smoldering look. "Uh... Rose?" Jade starts, still trying to catch
her breath, but Rose is doing that feathering lips thing again and Jade's mouth
seems to instinctively twitch toward her. Kanaya is ruthlessly yanking on
John's arm, and as he finally opens his eyes with "Hey, quit it!" she points
and he just zones out. The two human girls are kissing in a way that changes
the whole tone of the activity, not the desperate purposeful aggression Jane
keeps falling back on but a gentle, almost hesitant locking of lips, moving
like each needs to caress a secret out of the other. Dave's now on his third
round of "OHGOD," and you can't really blame him. You wish someone would kiss
you like that. Rose breaks the kiss and the two share a shy smile, which turns
sly in short order.
"You realize, of course, that now we have to make Dave and John kiss?" "Only
fair," Jade agrees, and John looks pale. "I don't suppose anyone has a
handkerchief they wouldn't mind parting ways with?" Jake blurts out. "I'm in a
bit of a state..." Jade squeaks as she realizes what he must mean and suddenly
her space powers are going into overdrive, everything flashing bright green
around her and Jake. When the figurative dust clears, Jade is chanting "Ew ew
ew" to herself and Jake is blushing scarlet.
As Karkat goes off to the wall to sit next to Feferi, who is giving him an
approving look, Aradia deals the cards. You weren't paying any attention.
"What's the penalty card?" you ask her. "Nine of hearts. Jake said." Alright
then. You're first at bat with Q 10 8 5 3. Not great... you swap three cards
and get back Q 7 6, which is a decent pair. Nepeta throws four cards, John
three, Jake none, and Aradia four. Rough round for everyone, or maybe just too
many worries to go around?
You have: Pair of Queens
Nepeta and Jane have: Ace high, Jack kicker
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Kings
Jake has: Set of twos
Aradia and Rose have: Ace high, King kicker
Uh oh, Janey, the jig might be up for you. First, though... one final dare slip
in the jar, and you hear Feferi giggling as it's drawn by Nepeta, who scans it
slowly and then looks around the circle. "Well?" Jane prompts her, "what does
it say?" You're more than a bit curious yourself. Nepeta reads it out: "Name
another player - no randomization or getting someone else to decide, you have
to choose. Put your hand down the front of their underwear and make out with
them until you have something to lick off your fingers."
The room goes silent, and then bursts into noise, whether it's you and Aradia
congratulating a grinning Feferi on such an audacious dare or the mixture of
catcalls, protestations and clarifying questions coming from the rest. Nepeta's
had her eye on Karkat all night, though... with him out, who will she pick?
Sure enough, she's arguing that she should get to choose 'Karkitty', but Feferi
reminds her he's off the table - "for the moment!" she winks - and a
disappointed olive-blood is now sizing up her options as Jade slides off Jake's
lap and joins the others on the wall, sitting next to Karkat. Seven possible
options, though watching her eyes you're pretty sure Rose and Jane are out of
the running, and it looks like Kanaya's been eliminated too. Suddenly, Nepeta
is on top of you before you can blink, fluttering her long eyelashes at you as
she purrs in a low, seductive voice "Can AC play with your kitty?" "OH HELLS
YES" is what you DON'T say, though it's definitely what you're thinking as a
hand comes down to get friendly with you. It actually comes out as
"Yesssssss..." in a long breath as Nepeta presses her mouth against yours. You
open involuntarily above and below, feeling the electric dance of your
ladyparts coming alive as your lower lips part just enough to allow a slender
intruder between them for an all-too-brief visit. Nepeta's tongue gets just
behind your teeth before retreating to allow you a moment, then it's back and
they're dancing somewhere in the space that your two mouths are making
together, heads tilted so that you can hungrily, greedily open to get as much
of another person as you can.
The probing finger presses a bit further into you now, and her hand is rubbing
your mound as the ball of her palm presses lightly against your hood. You can
feel the heat and wetness building as Nepeta breaks your kiss to slide her
mouth down to your nipple and bite at it, a surge of pain mixing with the
pleasure like salted caramel. Her eyes are still locked on yours as you look
down at her, and you hear your voice saying "Please, more," inviting her to
raise up so her small breasts press against yours. She leans over and breathes
in your ear "AC loves petting your soft furry kitty" while a second finger
nudges its way under your clit and between your lips to join the one already
well inside you. She's just barely missing the optimal spot, and you buck your
hips to try and jam her fingers onto it - no, she's found it now, curling her
finger up just right and OHGODOHGODOHGOD THERE IT IS MORE MORE MORE. You reach
up to squeeze her boob as your other hand jams under her panties to give you a
grip on her firm ass, which you pull toward you in encouragement. Her mouth
slams into yours again and you're ready for it, giving as good as you get. It's
not enough. You use your height and your grip to lever yourself over her, and
now you're the one on top pressing down, letting gravity help you get her hand
deeper, her tongue farther, letting yourself sink into this incredibly hot
OHGODOHGODOHGOD NO IT'S NOT OVER YET.
But it is, and your legs turn to jelly as electric fire blasts up your spine
and straight into your brain. Nepeta pulls her hand out of your panties and
very pointedly licks her fingers, still slick with your juices. You can't do
any more than give her a weak smile as you catch your breath. Finally this game
has had some serious payoff for you... serious... payoff... you're going to
have to pay Nepeta back for that later. Feferi, too.
***** Rose's Turn *****
Chapter Summary
     Rose does her duty, the dares are all complete, and someone strips
     down.
You're just sitting back up when you spot Rose, fists balled up like she's
steeling herself for something. Oh right - this is the last dare she's got to
do, but by the terms she has to choose someone. And you think you know who that
might be. Ignoring Aradia's heavy breathing and the flushed look on Kanaya's
face as her hand slips out of her nethers, you fix your eyes on your ecto-mom
to see whether she can do it. Rose stands, walking slowly and seductively
toward John and Kanaya, then sits herself on John's lap. "...Uh, Rose?" John
starts uncertainly as Kanaya smiles knowingly. She puts a finger to his lips,
but pauses. It looks like she's trying to figure out something clever to say.
Her mouth opens, but nothing comes out and she closes it again. She slides her
hand down from his face to take one of his.
"I like you, John," she says simply, sounding so adorably shy you just want to
go squeeze her. She pulls his hand around to the small of her back and takes
his other hand with hers down between them. You hear a surprised "Ohhhh!" from
Rose, and she tosses her head back before regaining her composure, giving him a
look blazing with lust and desire as she totally fails her feathering-lips
routine and just full-on kisses him, twisting her head to the side so
forcefully that you're worried she thinks drilling action is involved. John's
alternating between looking in control and wildly out of it as he holds her
against himself, his hand slipping under the waistband of her panties in the
back - oh hey, you remember this feeling. Every time one of them comes up for
air it's just a ragged, desperate gasp, filled with a low moan of hunger and...
something else? The sound they're making is different from anything you've
heard all night, a note of something like joy or elation and maybe some
surprise. The sights are titillating, but the sounds make you feel a yearning
of your own, for something that Nepeta wasn't providing.
Rose's arm is signaling that she's doing some kind of work in John's boxers
(well, they're Jake's boxers, but on John) and she's bucking her hips into him
as much as he's pulling her into himself. You're now running a finger lightly
over yourself through your panties, and the sight is having an effect on others
as well. Jade and Karkat are kissing and her hand is on his seriously long bone
bulge, stroking lightly. Terezi's got a hand between Vriska's legs, and Feferi
is making out with Dave. Nepeta has crawled over to Aradia and the two girls
are kissing. Jane and Jake look like they're basically eye-fucking each other
from across the circle. Kanaya locks eyes with you briefly and you feel like
you could pounce her then and there, but you're still utterly exhausted from
Nepeta's recent visit to your ladyparts and your counterpart appears to have
some interest in the goings-on of her partner and his makeout buddy.
Kanaya leans over and whispers something in John's ear, then in Rose's, and
Rose breaks her lip-lock with John to share a long, slow kiss with Kanaya. The
troll runs a hand down between the two of them, looking John square in the eye
as she nibbles Rose's ear softly and brings out an "Ahhh!" from your ecto-mom,
who slams her face back into John's and raises her hips up, hand straight down
under her as she - and then John breaks it. "OHGODOHGODOHGOD," he belts, "SWEET
NICHOLAS CAGE, Rose..." his voice trails off as he falls back. Rose looks half-
disappointed as she carefully extracts her hand from his underwear, white
sticky fluid clearly visible. Most of the activity around the circle has
stopped now, though you feel yourself getting warm again as Rose pilots her
long stockinged stems back to her seat, sits down and only then cleans her
fingers with her mouth, slowly and sensually. Aradia leans over and kisses her,
giggling at Rose's surprise.
Nepeta and Jane still owe one, of course, and that means somebody's getting
naked. They're having a quick rock-paper-scissors over it, and then Nepeta
sighs dramatically. "AC knew scissors was a bad idea," she chirps. The troll
girls stands and stretches purposefully as Jane sits up to finish undressing
her, making her small breasts stand out perkily. Janey hesitatingly slides the
remaining garment down Nepeta's slender but well-muscled legs, exposing a
diamond-shaped tuft of black hair that she does nothing to hide. She just about
tackles Jane, taking the lead in the obligatory makeout and openly kneading the
curvier girl's breasts with her hands, before crawling off to do the same to
Rose, who barely has time to close her legs before Nepeta puts her at risk of
flashing the room. In both cases, Nepeta's taut muscles contrast with the
target of her makeouts, Jane being all plump comfort and curves, Rose being
soft and slender with hints of baby fat instead of wiry muscle. Finishing, she
stands again. Slowly and deliberately she walks toward where Karkat sits,
swinging her hips ever so slightly, but she veers off to the side, giggling,
and plops down next to Jade.
"Hey Roxy? It's your deal. Oh yes, and four of spades," Jake reminds you. Oh
right, that it is. You gather up the cards, wondering how many more rounds
until the game breaks down completely. You sure wouldn't care.
***** Coppertone (Hand 46-47) *****
Chapter Summary
     The game shrinks again as our intrepid narrator imagines being a
     sandwich.
Chapter Notes
     I finally have a new device! Hoping to resume regular updates soon.
Jane kicks off with a two-card swap, Kanaya throws their whole hand away, Jake
takes two, Rose does the same. You've got A Q J 9 3. May as well follow the
herd, right? You swap the low cards and come away with a pair of aces. Not this
round!
Jane has: Pair of sevens
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Kings
Jake has: Pair of sixes
Aradia and Rose have: Two pair, Jacks and tens
You have: Pair of aces
"Well how do you like that?" Jake muses. "Losing with a pair. Doesn't it just
figure? Of course now the question is, who gets to undress me?" Wait, why is
Jane glaring at you? Ohh... right, cause you put your hand up. So did Aradia,
and she keeps it up as you lower yours. That's hardly fair. Speaking of hardly
fair... "The rules said the partners do it," Terezi pipes up, "and he's still
my partner, so it should be me." The general sound of assent from the group
makes Jane frown, but Terezi crawls toward where she can hear and probably
smell Jake and carefully runs her hands up his thighs, sitting up and inhaling
deeply as she finds the waistband of John's boxers. Terezi yanks them down
fairly fast, which might explain why she's surprised when Jake's boner springs
out and smacks her in the face.
You're pretty sure the duration of the, uh, "tasting" that follows is well
beyond accident when Terezi's head pops up. "Not bad, but Strider's tastes
better." "No argument from me," Jake teases. Waaaaait... did he mean...? Wait,
no, he meant Dirk, not Dave. WAIT HOLD THE DAMN PHONE DID HE MEAN and then your
thought is cut short as Jane unceremoniously and quite firmly DOOFs Terezi away
from Jake with one solid kick. She's blushing bright crimson as she looks up at
her dream guy, stepping closer than she might have ever expected to get. Of
course by now she's already been this close and then some, but then again this
time there's nothing between Janey and Little Jake.
This time, Jake seems to be taking the lead, bending down to crush her lips
with his own as he lifts her toward himself, her ample physique pressing into
his scuplted torso. You can see her hand twitching and clenching before she
makes a grab for Jake's manhood, holding it gingerly. Terezi crawling on the
ground to steady herself causes Jake and Jane to accidentally trip backward
over her, and now they're on the ground, Jane rocking upwards and back as she
openly tugs on Jake's dick. You're not sure which one of them you envy more,
but you feel the heat and wetness between your own legs watching two of your
best friends dialing up the passion, heading toward the point of no return. You
and Aradia are both openly fingering yourselves, panties pulled slightly aside.
As far as you're concerned, nothing else right now is real - just Jane's soft
plush womanly curves and Jake's intensely manly muscle and the cock trapped
firmly between the two of them. You feel a buzz in the room, like their energy
is going into your fingers, and as you slip a second one inside yourself all
you can think is "what if that was me?" You don't know which one you'd more
like to take the place of... maybe like a Roxy sandwich...
...but Terezi and Rose are there to break it up, the former biting the two to
get their attention and the latter gently pulling them apart. You take the
opportunity to cover yourself again, wiping your fingers on the navy fabric,
but you're pretty annoyed that things got put back on pause. You see John and
Kanaya staring at you and Aradia. That's right, drink it in. You idly wonder
how things are going back on the wall, but you sort of don't care. Rose is up
on her tiptoes now to kiss a standing Jake, who still has to bend down to meet
her lips. This performance is pretty lackluster by comparison, with Jake
breaking it after a few seconds and commenting "different..." before going to
have a seat.
Janey's still bright red and breathing hard, her panties showing a distinct
moist spot in the center. Aradia puts the deck of cards in her hand and tells
her "nine of hearts." You give her a minute before nudging her to do the deal.
Kanaya and John swap a single card, Aradia swaps three, and you... have J J 6 4
2. Wow. That's pretty damn good. Still... you decide to trade the low cards,
and get back 8 6 4. Oh well. Pair of Jacks should still be enough. Jane goes
last, throwing three cards, but she looks... wait, why does everyone look so
confident?
Kanaya and John have: Pair of Queens
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Kings
You have: Pair of Jacks
Jane has: Pair of aces
Well damn. You didn't expect that to happen. That said, you're not entirely
unhappy to be out; recent events have stolen a lot of your focus and you
wouldn't mind joining the others on the wall where you don't have to pay as
much attention. You have to walk over to retrieve Vriska from her seat next to
Terezi, where she's still trying to keep herself covered, and drag her back to
the circle. If you've got to be nude, you're at least going to put on a show
first!
Vriska tries to grab for your panties, but you catch her hands and pull her up
toward you. "You can do better than that, right partner?" you tease, leaning
into her ear to breathe "John's watching..." You see her eyes widen, then
narrow as she gets a devious grin on her face. Your partner rests her upper
fangs on your shoulder before sliding them down, not even leaving a scratch, as
she descends toward the hem of your panties. You turn so she catches them in
the back and do your best impression of the Coppertone pose, holding the front
as you turn back and make a mock-shocked expression. The reference appears to
work on John and Jane, who both grin, but Vriska doesn't get it and just pulls
harder. You release the front of your panties, covering yourself and watching
your partner fall flat on her face as they slide down more freely than she was
anticipating.
You're having too much fun now as you tilt into a few sexy poses, keeping
covered as you kick the panties away so that they land in Aradia's lap. You
note that she picks them up and smells. Attagirl, should definitely check that
one out more later. You teasingly rock your hips back and forth as you spin
slowly in place, then bend over and make sure that everyone can see your slit
between your legs. Of course, you're not nearly done yet. You sashay toward
your best friend, sitting astride her lap and pulling her hands up onto your
boobs as you take your dare-mandated makeout. It feels like she's still
unloading some of the pent-up sexual charge from her moment with Jake, as the
kiss you get back is ablaze with a clumsy but determined hunger, a raw and wet
need for sensation and connection that makes you feel butterflies in your
stomach and lightning further down. You rock your hips toward hers, slipping
one of your hands down the back of her panties. Unfortunately, this appears to
break the mood, and as Jane catches her breath you realize you've more than
covered the terms of her dare. But you're still unsatisfied.
Slipping off of Jane, you go straight for Rose. Screw inhibitions, you need
more makeouts and chances are so does she. The kiss is... well, actually, like
Jake said, it's a lot different from the way Jane kisses, not sloppy and eager
and determined but sort of soft and tentative, almost coy. Rose pulls back just
enough to keep your lips in contact, luring you in to try and seize her mouth
with yours over and over again. Your legs are entangled and you can feel her
wetness under the skirt as you cup her face with your hands so that you can
properly finish. Daughtermom looks extraordinarily confused as you break the
kiss, while nearby John and Kanaya are both just flat-out agog. Kanaya has her
fingers in her own panties now. That's right, eat it up Maryam. Lalondes are
your weakness, aren't they?
Sadly, now you're done, and you go sit beside Vriska so that you can observe
the rest of the show. You can feel all eyes on you as you walk, and you kind of
love it. Vriska hastily slips her hand away from her crotch and you take it
from her, sucking her fingers into your mouth. She's a different flavor than
Rose was, a bit more tangy. You take her hand and touch it to your own mound,
and with a wordless glance she starts softly stroking you. Thanks, partner.
***** For Womankind (Hand 48) *****
Chapter Summary
     An elimination, a makeout, a cliffhanger?
Back in the circle, Kanaya and John are dealing, and Jane has called something
as the penalty card - you didn't hear what. Vriska's teasing your lips with a
single finger, stroking the ball of her thumb over your landing strip in a
pleasing manner. Looks like Rose swapped two cards, Jane you think did the
same, and Kanaya and John argue a bit before keeping their hand.
Aradia and Rose have: Pair of Kings
Jane has: Pair of Jacks
Kanaya and John have: Pair of sevens
"At least it's just one of us. Rock paper scissors?" John offers, and Kanaya
immediately beats his rock with paper. "Uh... best two out of three?" he tries
sheepishly as his partner rolls her eyes. The boy gives in with a sigh,
standing so you can all get a decent look, and you feel Vriska's hand slowing
down as her attention is diverted to the same place yours is. You can see
Rose's gaze locked on the barely-concealed bulge about to emerge into the
world. Someone, you think Jane, gives an audible sigh from nearby. Shut up,
someone. There's dick coming out.
Perhaps mindful of what happened to Terezi, Kanaya leans away carefully as she
pulls the last of John's clothing away, revealing a pretty decent-sized
armament beneath. Sure enough, it pops upward like Jake's did, though John's
angles a bit more away from his body and you think it's a bit curved. Vriska's
hissing a low "yessssss" as her hand comes away from you, and you glance over
balefully to see she's now using both of her hands on herself, glasses slightly
fogged as she bites her lower lip. You hear a bit more low murmuring from the
wall, including a voice that might be Jade. Rose is bright-red and looks
utterly fascinated as Kanaya gives John an unimpressed look and flicks it.
"OWW! Quit it!" he protests, which is somehow hilarious. Rose, though... poor
daughtermom. On the one hand, she was making out with Karkat earlier, she's
definitely been up close and personal with a MUCH bigger trouser snake. On the
other... well, John's is possibly the second-biggest here (you make a mental
note to do some comparisons with Jake. You know, for justice. Uh, for
womankind. Uh... wait, no... science. That's the one. Deep vaginal science) and
Rose probably didn't have any creative intentions with Vantas's bone bulge.
Also, you've realized, the human boys are different in another way - unlike
Karkat's ridged mushroom snake, they've all got foreskins - you can see a bit
of John's head peeking out of its hood, but it's unmistakeably there. Another
thing worth some firsthand inspection? Yeah, definitely. In the meantime,
though... Jane's standing next to John now, who seems to be trying extremely
hard not to look at her voluminous bosom. Man you're a verbose drunk. Where's
that hand you were riding earlier? You want that back. "I'm not really, uh,
sure how to do this... I mean, you're kind of my Nanna," John is protesting
awkwardly. Jane gives an exasperated growl as she grabs his shoulders. "You're
not making it any easier by calling me that. I'm not anybody's Nanna." "THAT'S
RIGHT!" some loudmouth cheers, "YOU'RE A SEXY BITCH WHO'S GONNA TONGUE-ROCK
YOUR GRANDSON'S WORLD." Jane blushes deeply and glares at you as John makes a
face. Hmm. That DID sound like your voice. You grin as you settle in to watch
the fireworks.
John awkwardly leans toward Jane, eyes tightly shut and lips extended like he's
hoping they can do their job without him. Jane rolls her eyes and abruptly
yanks him toward her - he's not a very tall boy, but she's so short it's still
a noticeable difference. John's eyes pop wide and his arms flail about as
though he doesn't know what to do with his hands, hips awkwardly shifting like
he's trying to keep his very stiff boner away from his ecto-Nanna. Poor dumb
Egbert, it won't work - Jane's got her breasts pretty firmly slammed into him
and she's being pretty thorough. You wonder if she might be picturing the wrong
boy as her hand wanders down - not that you can see where it's going, but if it
were you, there wouldn't be a question - but she breaks the kiss and lets go,
causing a VERY nonplussed John Egbert to fall facefirst on the floor, drawing
chuckles. Jane moves to sit back down as though she hadn't just been sucking
face with her ecto-grandson, but you can see there's still a patch of wet in
those panties. You really wonder just how much self-restraint she has left at
this point.
...and speaking of those running low on self-restraint, here's Rose, standing
up, one hand's delicate, slender fingers tangled in John's long blunt ones.
She's unreatable as ever, eyes shining as she seems to be scanning his face. An
odd thought about how much smaller she is suddenly runs through your mind, even
though you know she's older than him by a few months. "Rose...?" John stammers,
and you feel Vriska tense as you see daughtermom's hand tugging at his, ever so
slightly, sending a clear message of "let's go, now." The way those two are
looking, is this about to be the end of the game?
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